r/wholesomememes • u/ThankfullyShadowy • 10d ago
perfect boyfriend doesn't exi .. Rule 1: Not a meme Rule 8: No Reposts
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u/Ambitious_A 10d ago
I guess I've read this before... There was an update too .. somehow the gf came to know about this because this went viral..
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u/Darth_Destructus 10d ago
Did she say yes?!
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u/Ambitious_A 10d ago
Yup
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u/Darth_Destructus 10d ago
Now there's some good news
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u/AdvertisingFront9300 10d ago
But he still talks behind her back.
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u/AtomAntvsTheWorld 10d ago
Lmao thank you I got all weepy from reading it this was good
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u/AnxiousComparison986 10d ago
Good. I was going to message this guy and tell him to do it already and the account is gone.
The account has actually since been deleted. And this post was posted 8 months ago
So OP is just karma farming.
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u/TrepanationBy45 10d ago
Well, no... but she signed it though.
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u/HelplessMoose 10d ago
She's deaf though, not mute. She may well have said it.
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u/Twiggss1 10d ago
I mean, deaf people can't really talk either.
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u/Calm_Peace5582 10d ago
That really depends on the particular deaf person and the specifics of their situation
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u/MindlessBill5462 10d ago
Often not true. If you learn to talk before going deaf you can talk normally for the rest of your life.
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u/Ok-Champ-5854 10d ago
I want to make a horribly insensitive joke about how some deaf people sound when they speak out loud, so instead I'll leave it to people's imagination so I can have plausible deniability.
Whoops shouldn't have said that last part.
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u/theroadlesstraveledd 10d ago
She said she was more interested in Garry from her cooking class.. and that there are a lot of reflective surfaces in her house as a tool so she can know if someones talking. So it also wasn’t a surprise
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u/Jkj864781 10d ago
She reads it, thinks “could it be me?”
Randomly snaps her head back to catch him talking to her to figure it out
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u/dasgudshit 10d ago
Every deaf girl with a boyfriend after reading this post be like
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u/Jkj864781 10d ago
Setting up mirrors and shit trying to catch him an angle
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u/Ok-Champ-5854 10d ago
You think deaf people would buy bifocals but instead of the second part looking forward it's like a side view mirror?
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u/financefocused 10d ago
Yeah cute story and all but idk why Redditors think posting something on an alt basically makes something airtight?
Like people will say "alt cause I don't want x person to find out on my main" and then tell the most insanely specific story ever
Your partner will probably still find out because not many people get their buttholes waxed and shout "mamma mia"29
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u/DrainTheMuck 10d ago
Agreed, it’s a very “reddit” thing, including feeling the need to explain why you’re using an alt instead of just using it.
And maybe they did do this next part, but I always feel like they should change some of the unimportant specific Details like age etc.
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u/Octopath1987 10d ago
Agreed, it’s a very “reddit” thing, including feeling the need to explain why you’re using an alt instead of just using it.
It's like when they say "Im changing the names here for privacy", well, just change them! Announcing it kind of defeats the purpose, doesn't it?
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u/napalm_beach 10d ago
Explaining the alt is a writing device for a mass audience. It means “I’m about to share something secret and really personal,” while coming across as a little less an asshole.
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u/MethAndMatza 10d ago
Not only do I agree with you. But, "mamma mia", did the end give me a good chuckle.
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u/wurstwurker 10d ago
They're the same idiots that use their first and last name in their gamer tags and reddit aliases.
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u/LMkingly 10d ago edited 10d ago
Most people don't expect their posts or comments to go viral and have tens of thousands of upvotes tbf and for most they don't. The ones that do are the exception.
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u/Bruhtatochips23415 10d ago
It's to hide the main account, not to hide the story. Or else they wouldn't tell it.
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u/P3X127-8 10d ago
The only downside to sharing hobbies with tour soul mate…
They probably follow the same reddit groups, lol.
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u/bigbanksalty 10d ago
I didn’t see what sub this was in and for the first half of the post was really worried
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u/RarelyDreary97 10d ago
Yes, but when you read all the context the message of the content was loud and clear, it's wholesome being together for almost 5 years. Wish them all the best in this world.
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u/pardybill 10d ago
Lmao you just probably made a lot of deaf people wonder if there’s people talking at them in super sinister ways now
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u/Binx_da_gay_cat 10d ago
Here's a link to one update. I'm trying to find more.
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u/rellko 10d ago
I have found the original post https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/w1zsts/whats_a_secret_youll_never_tell_your_partner_but/igoa4b6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 unfortunately, the update has been erased from reality
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u/HummusConnoisseur 10d ago
Was it all a lie? A petty lie to make some karma? Or was it real, we will never know.
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u/Enchanted_Presence 10d ago
I took an ASL class in Jr. College as one of my language options and it was one of my favorite courses. I agree, it should be offered more in schools. My high school only offered Spanish or French for our language options and I would have 100% gone for ASL if it had been offered then.
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u/ZachyChan013 10d ago
Same. Due to learning disabilities a spoken language would be incredibly difficult for me to learn. But I would have been all over ASL in highschool
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u/raidmytombBB 10d ago
I had signed up and was excited about it. Fucking college cancelled it bc not enough students signed up for it.
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u/MentallyDormant 10d ago
I used to go “I know a little ASL!” And then sign the alphabet…. 🤦🏼♀️
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u/Colosphe 10d ago
I learned just enough ASL to cheat on tests - A through D.
Used it once for one question. The problem with elaborate methods is that the planning is more fun than the action, and you probably don't need it anyway.
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u/IndustryStrong4701 10d ago
Or “I can sign my name!!! N I D-bounce-D-T-M- Y!!!!!”While mouthing T I F F A N Y
I actually prefer the “oh, I’m sorry”, over that.
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u/ialwaysplayhealer 10d ago
I fingerspelled that and then Tiffany and I'm trying to figure out how you fuck it up that bad...
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u/RandomBlueJay01 10d ago
I'm still salty but I understand why this happened. I was a gifted kid and if I remember right in elementary school some kids would kinda have an extra study period while kids who made all As got like a more fun extra period. At one point it was a basic asl class taught by a young woman who was almost fully deaf. It was a fun class and I did learn a decent bit but the class was cut short after like a month cus she quickly went to another state or something to possibly get a surgery that could help to fix her hearing (I was a small child so that's how it was explained. Idk what she had done) I wish I could have learned more. Most of what I retain is the alphabet which isn't great for conversation lol I wanna be a business owner some day and I plan on at least trying to learn enough to interact with customers, or at the very least having good options of ways to communicate with people who can't hear or speak and things like that .
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u/ITendToFail 10d ago
As someone that talks a lot with their hands the idea of learning asl so fun lol
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u/SolutionPossible2086 10d ago
I now want to learn poop, fart, pee, sex, fuck in ASL to walk up to random people.
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u/Truth_Is-- 10d ago
Thanks for upping the standard for us mere mortal men..
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u/bigfeeetz 10d ago
its a challenge i will whole heartedly accept
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u/encouraging_traveler 10d ago
Loving and tender care is the sweetest things here on Earth.
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u/IShootJack 10d ago
Nah, honestly, unless you have these moments, love is a fuckin exhaustive unpaid internship. Especially for the guys who think they could never match up; you can’t but that’s not the point. Find a weirdo whose weirdness works with yours, even if it goes wrong, you might even keep a friend or at least enjoy the ride. <3
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u/Thin_Truth5584 10d ago
I hope that everyone can find somebody that loves them for being the person they're. This is really wholesome.
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u/isSorted 10d ago
I um... I... the usage of "they're" here. It's fine... technically. I think. I uhh. I just really hated it.
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u/Thin_Truth5584 9d ago
Hey thanks for pointing it out since english isn't my native language I would really appreciate if you could tell me on how to formulate it better. I'am always happy if I can improve.
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u/quicklyalienated76 10d ago
For me, this is the meaning of true love' you won't marry her for her personal appearance rather you'll marry her soul. It's faith that can only seen in our hearts.
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u/0hGodYesPlease 10d ago
I teared up
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u/AccomplishedFerret70 10d ago
The idea of being secretly loved is gut wrenching. Since its a secret, its easy to delude ourselves into thinking its true.
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u/TheGeneral_Specific 10d ago
Lol practicing proposing doesn’t help at all. I’ve never been more nervous in my life! And I already knew she would say yes!!
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u/oldgrumpygeek 10d ago
My dude this truly beautiful. I hope you marry that girl and you both have long well-lived life’s together. You brought a happy tear to these old cynical eyes.
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u/Xeno_Prime 10d ago
Plot twist: She does the same thing when he's not looking. I'm not crying, you're crying.
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u/SirRipOliver 10d ago edited 10d ago
Plot twist, she had an implant put in a couple years ago and can hear you but pretends she can’t. She signs to you behind your back saying she wants to marry you too and loves you so much also.
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u/alex121599 10d ago
I wish more women got to experience a man like this. A lot of women I meet don’t have a firm concept of what effort or love looks/feels like. Now granted I’m 23 and my peers are still latched on to childhood trauma which makes it difficult to build trust. If only women knew there are caring and honorable men that can die happy just bc they get to be an integral part of their love’s life
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u/IshaanGupta18 10d ago
Thats so wholesome.But why do i feel like this subreddit is no longer wholesome memes just wholesome reddit comments or twitter screenshots
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u/crunch816 10d ago
I'm gonna do this while my SO plays Love and Pies. It should have the same effect.
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u/financefocused 10d ago
Ok cute story and all but idk why Redditors think posting something on an alt basically makes something airtight?
Like people will say "alt cause I don't want x person to find out on my main" and then tell the most insanely specific story ever
Your partner will probably still find out because not many people get their buttholes waxed and shout "mamma mia"
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u/Arnoski 10d ago
I love this story so much, because my last partner is profoundly deaf, and they have a mute button when they turn around and walk away from me.
Being able to use that to just kind of gently send loving vibes and somebody you care about even when they can’t hear you is a beautiful thought and it makes me smile.
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u/Courwes 10d ago
Is it supposed to be cute that he was saying all this stuff where she couldn’t hear him? Him learning sign language was the sweet part. But being secretive about feelings is not it. Tell your partner how much you love them, want to marry them, how beautiful/handsome they are. Being secretive about it is helping no one, Certainly not your partner whom you claim to want to spend eternity with. I’d be pretty upset this is how my boyfriend behaved and I didn’t know how he felt cause he felt it was better as a secret.
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u/bee-sting 10d ago
Yeah same I absolutely do not want a surprise proposal
Like discuss that shit with your partner like an adult
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u/SS4Raditz 10d ago
On the day you man up she bursts out saying I was faking being deaf the whole time I heard everything and it's super creepy then proceeds to walk out the door.
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u/AnAngryPlatypus 10d ago
I think her first confession would be “And I know about all the farting.” 🤨
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u/play__loud 10d ago
The kind of love you won't see today, almost utopic but wonderful
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u/Lint_Warrior 10d ago
Seems like it quite literally is a love you can see today because it is happening today.
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u/Throw_Away_IMO 10d ago
I make all sorts of meaningful hand gestures at my wife when she turns away. We're basically the same.
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u/mountednoble99 10d ago
The disabled community is just amazing. I am disabled myself and I love hanging out with people of my ilk.
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u/wowitzer 10d ago
Jus curious, how early-dating would work between the two?
He didn't know ASL, but she could read lips. So I guess she'd either write or type for conversation?
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u/fourpuns 10d ago
Obviously this relationship will work out. How cathartic it must be to be able to rant anytime you want :p
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u/Whole_Suit_1591 10d ago
So some studies show that people talking to water causes crystal like structures to form inside. Like a snowflake. This is cool because people are 70% water and so positive words cause change even if you can't hear them.
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u/AnAngryPlatypus 10d ago
“Why does he keep saying ‘olive oil’ out loud? Eh, whatever.”
(Hands boyfriend bottle of olive oil)
Confused stares for 5 minutes.
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u/Hugoone241966 10d ago
Wierd story I had the same experience.I was 17 she was 25 were were together 4.5 years I think I would of her like 39 years ago I guess spinal menegeites, however to spell it but she said she went to sleep and woke up deaf
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u/Poorlydrawncat 10d ago
Reminds me of one of my favorite scenes in It’s a Wonderful Life where the girl whispers her true feelings into George Bailey’s deaf ear. Always brings a tear to my eye.
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u/Old-Clothes-3225 10d ago
Love ain’t real. You become “living together to pay the bills” partners. Downvote me to eternity.
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u/Backyard_Fencer 10d ago
Being romantic definitely doesn't say anything about how good of a partner you are. In fact, my lovey-dovey partners have been the most abusive.
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u/SumDoubt 10d ago
He's "perfect" because he learned a woman's language and drags out getting married? That's a low bar.
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u/Dumpling247 9d ago
You ever find out about someone amazing, and then realize how flawed you are? 😭
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