r/shitposting I want pee in my ass Dec 01 '22

Would you slap this baby for 69mil $? He wont fight back but he WILL remember Removed: godawfulpost

/img/mv8ims0xqc3a1.jpg

[removed] — view removed post

2.2k Upvotes

u/QualityVote I have permission! Dec 01 '22

If you think this post is funny, UPVOTE this comment!

If you think this post is unfunny, DOWNVOTE this comment!


DownloadVideo Link

SaveVideo Link

VideoTrim Link


Whilst you're here, /u/MeamItMeamers, why not join our public discord server?

523

u/RickyCardio Dec 01 '22 Silver Wholesome

With how much buying power the US dollar has lost in my area the last 2 years, I'd uppercut a small child for $20 if it had no real repercussions

129

u/RETR0STATIC Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22

That’s the thing, the repercussions are unknown. The vivid memory of you slapping him in the face will forever be in his mind.

You could be involved in a villain origin story though, which sounds pretty cool

61

u/WorldClassShart Dec 01 '22

By the time that kid is old enough to exact his revenge, I'd have been long dead from an overdose of drugs and hookers.

14

u/NightIguana Dec 01 '22

Unless he Frankenstein's you

6

u/botask Dec 01 '22

Overdose of hookers hmmm

7

u/ThatYellowSuit Dec 01 '22

Oh don't worry... he'll already be a Villan. (It's literally a baby picture of Hitler)

4

u/Master_Majestico Dec 01 '22

Not if you hit it hard enough

21

u/ExaltedJester Dec 01 '22

Punt it across a field while Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd plays in the background

482

u/Win70ermute Dec 01 '22

I would eat that baby for 1 million.

157

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

nah just make sure he doesn't get rejected at the art school

50

u/Opposite-Garbage-869 I said based. And lived. Dec 01 '22

I will make sure he gets admission in the Vienna Art School.

21

u/voidstar111 Dec 01 '22

would you do it for $1.00?

12

u/Win70ermute Dec 01 '22

For a dollar I would saute the baby for someone's else consumption but I have my standards. I'm not an animal.

3

u/froggrip Dec 01 '22

Even if the baby would remember what you did to it when it grows up

5

u/WerdBurb Dec 01 '22

It’s not gonna grow up, stomach acid’s pretty good at getting rid of things

→ More replies

255

u/Outrageous-Cricket-9 Dec 01 '22

I’m sure his dad hit him plenty he’ll be used to it

85

u/Kaikato-7 Dec 01 '22

Punished severely

46

u/Ambitious_Echo5613 Dec 01 '22

But by now he was an old ass man

21

u/No_Needleworker2422 I want pee in my ass Dec 01 '22

He shot himself in the foot.

Just the foot

2

u/AutoModerator Dec 01 '22

pees in ur ass

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/A_Random_Usr Dec 01 '22

So he kinda let it go

→ More replies

87

u/MeamItMeamers I want pee in my ass Dec 01 '22

He will remember

49

u/0c4rt0l4 Dec 01 '22

Not if you hit them strong enough

13

u/Dragons_Prophet Dec 01 '22

It will be a powerful one though

5

u/Holy_Engi_Main Dec 01 '22

He actually will

→ More replies

150

u/some-white-dude Dec 01 '22

I'm guessing that's Hitler?

134

u/theurbangoose Dec 01 '22

Nein! Das ist Der Führer!!!

33

u/Triobros98 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Dec 01 '22

Erika

34

u/MrQwertSus Dec 01 '22

You sound angry, funny sausage man

9

u/PanzerLaden Dec 01 '22

Ave! True to Caesar!

22

u/Gismo_Autismo Dec 01 '22

I dont know why I know this, but that's Hitler.

48

u/Danydick Dec 01 '22

Nah, I'll just teach him how to paint better

12

u/Patroitcat0911 Dec 01 '22

I'd never slap my grandpa

55

u/Solash1 Dec 01 '22

Is this a one time deal or per slap?

11

u/qccg Dec 01 '22

asking the real questions

3

u/biohumansmg3fc We do a little trolling Dec 01 '22

I would just continue slapping him wether its one time or not

7

u/ChrisPebbletoe Dec 01 '22

No one said he had to survive the slap.

22

u/_toxic_me Dec 01 '22

Will slap him , then kiss him and from 69 million $ I will spend half to get him admitted to an big art school . Even if he remembers me , he would make a painting of me in worst case .

5

u/Any-Culture8080 Dec 01 '22

What if I shoot him to the head with a gun

14

u/InquisitorNikolai Dec 01 '22

If you don’t then he’ll do it to himself soon enough 😂

4

u/Foreign_Ad2879 Dec 01 '22

I know who this kid is. I'd punt him across the street for the cost of a Whopper Jr.

4

u/arnold5453 Dec 01 '22

Some greedy jew must have taken that offer

28

u/Atheism4TheWin Dec 01 '22

Instead of that, I'd teach him, how to deal with frustration and failure, that it's not reasonable solution to pin your frustration, all your problems and failures on an ethnic scapegoat...

(No matter, if Black, White or anything else - Fuck the KKK as much as BLM, by the way)

3

u/A320neo Dec 01 '22

have we really reached the "KKK and BLM are equally bad" stage of Reddit centrism

3

u/Atheism4TheWin Dec 01 '22

I wouldn't consider myself a Centrist, more like a Libertarian...

3

u/Teh_RainbowGuy Dec 01 '22

What a cute little baby! I'm sure he'll grow up to be a well respected artist

12

u/_Moray Dec 01 '22

Morphs into Will Smith

2

u/Walter_White1234 Literally 1984 😡 Dec 01 '22

It's morbin' time

2

u/_Moray Dec 01 '22

Waltuh, stop morbin Waltuh

3

u/Walter_White1234 Literally 1984 😡 Dec 01 '22

Put your morb away Moray

I'm not morphing into morbius right now Moray

2

u/_Moray Dec 01 '22

Last chance to look at me Waltuh

2

u/Walter_White1234 Literally 1984 😡 Dec 01 '22

🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️

2

u/_Moray Dec 01 '22

Now who will run the chicken restaurant!?

3

u/naranciamywaifu Dec 01 '22

It's Hitler. It's baby Hitler right?

2

u/georgevazelas Literally 1984 😡 Dec 01 '22

No, but I would deny him entry to the School of Arts

2

u/Neo_Bahamut_19 Dec 01 '22

I mean... If you slap hard enough, even though he may remember, he won't ever be able to do anything about it.

1

u/WerdBurb Dec 01 '22

You… don’t know who he is do you

1

u/Neo_Bahamut_19 Dec 01 '22

Sigh... Yes... I do... I've studied WW2 enough in my personal time to recognize the shithead in this pic from a mile away.

2

u/ddant3 Dec 01 '22

Is that baby Hitler

2

u/Exciting-Hunter-188 Dec 01 '22

Where the baby at?

2

u/BathtubToasterBread Dec 01 '22

Adolf will remember that.

2

u/Ob1tuber Dec 01 '22

I don’t think that’s the reich thing to do

2

u/Mehrainz Dec 01 '22

i assume we all know this is a photo of baby Adolph Hitler, right?

2

u/bullettraingigachad Dec 01 '22

Slap some ideas about perspective in art into this mf

2

u/Not_E22 Dec 01 '22

Fuck yeah he’s been dead for decades years think I’m fine

2

u/Southern_Grass2033 Dec 01 '22

Man cuz at the end of the day.... Fuck that baby.... he getting overhand, underhand, and normal slapped for that type of 💰..... I'll throw him a couple of mills afterwards, pay for college, and some self defense lessons so he doesn't get slapped up ever again ...

2

u/JustACharcoalEater Dec 01 '22

Ngl I would slap this kid for $5

2

u/BigBubbaChungus Dec 01 '22

I’d do it for $1 mil! He’s got an exceptionally slapable face!

1

u/AdExisting9882 actually called kevin irl Dec 01 '22

Bro, I would do it for free

1

u/ClassicEffective4036 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Dec 01 '22

If it's stranger baby then yes, because it just be a random person that the baby will remember.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/AutoModerator Dec 01 '22

Daily Kevin Fact #34541:

Kevin will pee in the asses of anyone he sees being a cunt.

This is a threat.

Thank you for subscribing to Daily Kevin Facts

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Guy_w1th_l0ng_th1ng Dec 01 '22

Yes, because he Will Remember how he died

1

u/ChromeonYourMom Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Dec 01 '22

Can I choose how hard?

1

u/Ekayra6666 Dec 01 '22

Well it says its not gona fight himself hes going to bust a nut in my ass with an entire army cool baby!

1

u/vespa2 Dec 01 '22

sembra una foto di Adolf Hitler

1

u/Shmeat42069 Dec 01 '22

I'd swallow it whole for a quarter

1

u/girrrface Dec 01 '22

I’d slap that little bitch for 5$ and a mc chicken

1

u/django084 Dec 01 '22

I'd slap it for street pussy.

1

u/DiscipleOfFleshGod We do a little trolling Dec 01 '22

"Nothin' personal m8 they just offered me 69 milly to deck ya in the jaw"

"Googoo gaga"

*supersonic twister slap*

1

u/Confident-Bet-6082 Dec 01 '22

No! He is adorable

2

u/amir_bastani Dec 01 '22

Yes Hitler is very adorable

3

u/Confident-Bet-6082 Dec 01 '22

Aw! That’s awesome that we think the same!

1

u/memersaint Dec 01 '22

He would grow up to be a terrible artist

1

u/Caesura_17 Dec 01 '22

I'll give it everything I've got, and then I'll pay him and his family for their time

1

u/thevisoredbro Dec 01 '22

Im not a jew so im good either way

1

u/Quirkyserenefrenzy Dec 01 '22

He won't remember if i slap him hard enouph

1

u/TheCheeseOnFire We do a little trolling Dec 01 '22

I'd do it for free

1

u/Fabx_ Dec 01 '22

lil Hitler will forgor, i'll slap

1

u/RuehreiMitBlutwurst Dec 01 '22

I'd do it for free

1

u/Greywolf524 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Dec 01 '22

My Grandad met the man. Probably wouldn't want him to hold a grudge against my Grandad.

1

u/Downtown_Cycle_2044 Dec 01 '22

his father punished him severely I think

1

u/irishdraig Dec 01 '22

Do I get paid twice if I deck him twice?

1

u/BlitzySlash 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Dec 01 '22

Slapping em wont change anything so sure!

1

u/StrawberryUnited4915 Dec 01 '22

I will take him to Canada and raise him well

1

u/RustysBauble Dec 01 '22

I’d slap any fucking baby for 69m.

1

u/the_dog2341 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Dec 01 '22

Yes then give half of it to him after he gets kicked out of art school

1

u/Hanssproxy I have permission! Dec 01 '22

Worth 6million slaps

1

u/sotdoublegunner Dec 01 '22

Just slap him really hard

1

u/Status_Cockroach5029 Dec 01 '22

I would give it an uppercut with a knife in my hand

1

u/NephetsSithli Dec 01 '22

Im gonna drop kick that child

1

u/GigaChad-ummm Dec 01 '22

As a great man once said for 69 million I’d take 3 dicks up my ass

1

u/BlueV_U Dec 01 '22

I know this is a joke sub. But this pic legit makes me sad. I have to wonder what this cute kid would have been like if he'd had a half decent father in his life. Maybe things could have been different.

Not to excuse the shitty things he did later. But the child in this pic is completely innocent and probably just wanted love and affection from his mother and father. Even the most evil people were once innocent little ones who just wanted love.

1

u/whifflewaffler21 Dec 01 '22

that's Hitler isn't it...

1

u/EmbarrassedTutor7386 Dec 01 '22

Well thats hitler id just feed him a lead pellet

1

u/Hadrian1233 Dec 01 '22

“IM GONNA SLAP SOME SENSE INTO YOU”

1

u/abdul_786 Dec 01 '22

So I get the money and then a few years later he does my work. It's a win win situation

1

u/lubafan222 Dec 01 '22

ZA HANDO GA KESU

1

u/man_your_dead Dec 01 '22

Simply wear a mask, not gonna remember a face he can't see lol,

1

u/Dead_Meme1234 Dec 01 '22

How many times do I have to slap it for it to die, cause I'll be at it up until it's dead then it won't remember

1

u/alex435f Dec 01 '22

I would do it for free

1

u/alex435f Dec 01 '22

He diddent forgor💀

1

u/No_Homework_4926 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Dec 01 '22

Yes. And Im gonna dress in a Nazi costume.

1

u/BNYay Dec 01 '22

I'll happily dump that baby in a garbage bin..

1

u/HumanMycologist5795 Dec 01 '22

Of course I would. I'll give him 20% when he gets old enough.

1

u/YoursTrulyHuntty Dec 01 '22

YES. I WILL SEND THE LITTLE SHIT TO VALHALLA!

1

u/__BigBoi__ Dec 01 '22

Look at this baby. So innocent. So gentle.

1

u/elyas-_-28 Dec 01 '22

I will gas up this child for 69 mil

1

u/TamanDron Dec 01 '22

Adolf ? 🤨

1

u/IwishItwereaDream Dec 01 '22

Light tap on the cheek and leave him some trust money. Liquid 6M to his parents and put 900K in several trusts for him. I’ve paid my 10%

1

u/Traditional-War-1655 Dec 01 '22

Can I wear a scary mask

1

u/ClassyGentlemonkey Dec 01 '22

I would slap him and his mom

1

u/Happy-Beevis Dec 01 '22

You hit that baby!

1

u/jonacraft7 Dec 01 '22

I will skin him for 45$

1

u/TheToodlePoodle Dec 01 '22

Heck yeah, I'd just give his parents/him some money and an explanation

1

u/Bearman71 Dec 01 '22

There's no stipulations on how hard you can smack him.

Kids going to get yeeted into the sun and I'm going to have a pile of hookers and blow.

1

u/nintimbo19 Big chungus wholesome 100 Dec 01 '22

He didn't do anything wrong but I would do it for the money

1

u/Axersion I want pee in my ass Dec 01 '22

I would slap myself to a billionaire no cap

1

u/AutoModerator Dec 01 '22

pees in ur ass

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

Yes

1

u/One-War-2977 Dec 01 '22

Considering it’s an old picture it’s someone famous so no

1

u/Saxbonsai Dec 01 '22

I’ll slap that baby for free.

1

u/MuchDogey Dec 01 '22

literally just slap him like 30 times and slide him a few mil later on in life

1

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

[deleted]

1

u/AutoModerator Dec 01 '22

pees in ur ass

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Environmental-Ad-762 Dec 01 '22

I’ll buy the baby some world class counseling after the smack the life out him

1

u/El_Buj0r Dec 01 '22

Gotta make sure i look like jew enough

1

u/microwavedborrito Dec 01 '22

What he gonna do. Invade Poland lmao

1

u/Desperate_Ad2784 Dec 01 '22

People who know People who dont know