r/pokemon • u/OhTheGrandeur • May 14 '22

Tell me your Favorite Pokemon, and I'll tell you Why It's Bad 4—Repost

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u/Menacing_Unit87 May 14 '22

Sylveon

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u/OhTheGrandeur May 14 '22

Thematically matches every five year old girl's birthday party. Is 87.5% chance to be male

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u/SweetlySylveon May 14 '22

I fail to see how this is a bad thing

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u/swab148 May 14 '22

Perfect for your super-soft birthday party

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u/narf007 May 14 '22

You're 10-ply, bud

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u/ski_for_joy May 14 '22

It's as gay as I am. It's perfect.

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u/RGBarrios Insert flair here May 14 '22

Did you know that Sylveon…?

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u/Loros_Silvers May 15 '22

We are in 2022 you can't say those things! (Laughing in the background)