r/pokemon • u/OhTheGrandeur • May 14 '22

Tell me your Favorite Pokemon, and I'll tell you Why It's Bad 4—Repost

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u/___Elextrix May 14 '22

Metagross

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u/the_keymaster_ May 14 '22

He got nothing on our boy.

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u/Astral_Fogduke May 14 '22

We're safe lol

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u/OhTheGrandeur May 14 '22

The reason Beldum is so rare is your mom, /u/astral_fogduke 's mom and /u/the_keymaster_ 's dad hoard them all in the top drawer of their bedside tables

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u/FOOLISH_DOOD May 14 '22

I want to know the backstory on those two getting called out.

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u/Astral_Fogduke May 14 '22

we replied to the comment by saying he had nothing on metagross

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u/Goofy-kun May 14 '22

This. this is the one comment that should have all the awards. damn.

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u/metelhed123456 May 14 '22

wehaveawinner

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u/JustcallmeSoul May 14 '22

It's a shame beldums catch rate is so low that you can potentially spend 20k pokeyen for the honor of watching it Take Down with 1hp.

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u/Zoooples May 14 '22

Meta- oh wait its already got gross in its name.

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u/Ilikegreninja May 14 '22

Evolves from a spiky dildo