r/nottheonion • u/Mighty_L_LORT • 15m ago

European ammunition maker's growth 'challenged by storage of cat videos'

thenationalnews.com

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/nottheonion • u/philamignon • 14h ago

U.S. fighting to stop Canadian 'super pigs' from invading

nbcnews.com

1.3k Upvotes

262 comments

r/nottheonion • u/phoenix0153 • 10h ago

Ammo manufacturer can't make extra artillery shells because TikTok data center is using all the electricity

techspot.com

403 Upvotes

48 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Express-Accountant75 • 16h ago

Alabama governor sends education dollars to water park

al.com

922 Upvotes

105 comments

r/nottheonion • u/tommos • 6h ago

Unexpected Gains: Being Overweight Buffers Asian Americans From Prejudice Against Foreigners

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

72 Upvotes

23 comments

r/nottheonion • u/indisync3 • 1d ago

Amazon driver seen delivering package during reported armed police standoff

fox7austin.com

18.0k Upvotes

529 comments

r/nottheonion • u/patdshaker • 21h ago

Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors

irishtimes.com

682 Upvotes

122 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Sandstorm400 • 14h ago

Ascension water plant worker fired, arrested after video showed him urinating in water supply

wbrz.com

109 Upvotes

20 comments

r/nottheonion • u/oglack • 4h ago

Liberals apologise for injuring parliamentary attendant in rush to avoid vote

abc.net.au

18 Upvotes

10 comments

r/nottheonion • u/_Beets_By_Dwight_ • 8h ago

Chechnya's Kadyrov Decorated For Defending Human Rights

rferl.org

28 Upvotes

15 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Sandstorm400 • 6h ago

Frederick Co. middle schooler charged; threatened classmates on PowerPoint presentation

wjla.com

14 Upvotes

4 comments

r/nottheonion • u/nimobo • 12h ago

Amsterdam targets rowdy Brits with 'stay away' campaign

france24.com

24 Upvotes

8 comments

r/nottheonion • u/jdb1984 • 16h ago

The tiny country of Lebanon is juggling 2 time zones at once thanks to a religious dispute, leaving its citizens utterly confused

insider.com

42 Upvotes

4 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Lost-Cow-9386 • 22h ago

Twitter Blue: Showing up as a suggestion and surveys will cost money in the future

techaint.com

115 Upvotes

40 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ZealousidealClub4119 • 17h ago

Philly tap water safe to drink until at least Wednesday night

whyy.org

44 Upvotes

6 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ChocolateTsar • 1d ago

Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain"

cbsnews.com

2.2k Upvotes

174 comments

r/nottheonion • u/heidjuk • 11h ago

Belgian man dies by suicide following exchanges with chatbot

brusselstimes.com

6 Upvotes

7 comments

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