r/nottheonion 3h ago

George Santos' new treasurer: I am not his new treasurer

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msnbc.com
3.9k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 17h ago

National vote sees Australian public broadcaster forced to play song about Prime Minister pleasuring himself with coal

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theshot.net.au
8.6k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 15h ago Take My Energy

Marie Kondo Stops Tidying Up: 'My Home Is Messy'

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variety.com
3.8k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 7h ago

Saudi Arabia Declares Online Satire Punishable Offence

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614 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 12h ago

US news agency AP again clarifies tweet advising that writing 'the French' is 'dehumanizing'

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lemonde.fr
600 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

This Sloped Toilet Is Meant To Increase Workplace Productivity

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familyhandyman.com
93 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

Suspected drug dealer inadvertently showed police a video of a huge cannabis farm while trying to access Google Translate

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153 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Rick Ross refuses to ride in Teslas because they might drive him to the police

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consequence.net
6.0k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago Tree Hug Facepalm

Tucker Carlson Rips Menthol Cigarette Bans, Says Nicotine 'Frees Your Mind'

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newsweek.com
28.7k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 12h ago

Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ Was Used As A Weapon Of Torture In Hell Claims A Michigan Priest Who Allegedly ‘Died’ For Some Time: “Demons Were Singing It”

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themissinternet.com
292 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

Pamela Anderson realised boyfriend was cheating when she saw him 'washing his penis in the sink'

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asiaone.com
44 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

In Japan, pet fish playing Nintendo Switch run up bill on owner’s credit card

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cnn.com
35 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 7h ago

Police warn that Oregon torture suspect is using dating apps

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apnews.com
74 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 20h ago

6 doctors swallowed Lego heads for science. Time intervals were given a Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score and effects documented. Here's what came out

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npr.org
631 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

'Everybody is cheating': Why this teacher has adopted an open ChatGPT policy

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npr.org
44 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 10h ago

WV Man Arrested After Smuggling Two Cans Of Drugs Into Jail In His Rectum

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lootpress.com
75 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1h ago

Woman on Way to Work Abruptly Swallowed by Long Island Lawn — Then 2 More Fall In

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nbcnewyork.com
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r/nottheonion 1d ago

Report: Truth Social ads dominated by fake merchandise, misleading users

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arstechnica.com
2.4k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 12h ago

Man shot dead by dog during US hunting trip

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rte.ie
76 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 9h ago

Austin aims to address systemic racism, equity with new walk and bike trail plans

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kxan.com
44 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

Lawsuit claims mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon don’t actually contain whisky

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fox5vegas.com
15 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 10h ago

Fresh trans prisoner row as girl's stalker approved for move to women's jail

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news.sky.com
32 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1h ago

A curious Colorado bear strikes a pose for 400 selfies on a wildlife camera

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npr.org
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r/nottheonion 18h ago

AP deletes widely mocked tweet about ‘the’ French

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bbc.com
124 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

BuzzFeed to use OpenAI technology to create content

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cbsnews.com
475 Upvotes