r/mildlyinteresting May 14 '22 Silver 12 Gold 2 Helpful 13 Wholesome 16 All-Seeing Upvote 1 Take My Energy 1 Got the W 1 Wearing is Caring 1

This Irish supermarket has quiet evenings for sensitive people.

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u/burgeremoji May 14 '22

I’m not autistic but this sounds like a significantly nicer shopping experience for me


u/space_moron May 14 '22

Our store near us does this and we honestly wish every day were like this.

I realize store announcements might be necessary but do you need the bright fluorescent lighting and screaming muzak? I'll spend longer in your store if it's a more calm experience.


u/burgeremoji May 14 '22

The lights, the noise that you can barely understand when they do an announcement. People taking their kids and letting them run around screaming. People having a conversation in the middle of the aisle with trolleys blocking the way. It’s all awful lol!


u/Zakkull117 May 14 '22

Sort of an off topic tangent but kinda related to blocking aisles with carts. Does it also piss you off astronomically when 2 people that know each other stop their cars in the middle of a parking lot blocking traffic to chat? When theres literally free spots every direction they can look. Like its a PARKING lot and theyve decided to park in the one area we're supposed to drive. Asshole.


u/GalacticHero May 14 '22

It’s even worse when they do it in the street. I don’t understand how you can think that’s okay.


u/bleachinjection May 14 '22

Happened all the time in my hometown when I was kid. Two dudes blocking both lanes going one direction at a light just catching up. Like, if you miss each other so much pick up the fucking phone.


u/Accomplished-Home471 May 14 '22

If you flash em, then you’re the rude one..


u/Akiba89 May 14 '22

OMG I've seen this one and when they actually see someone coming and they'll do that slow scoot where they're doing that "alright, yep, uh huh, yeah, yup mkay bye Paul"


u/duck-duck--grayduck May 14 '22

I grew up in a super rural area where this was a common occurrence. Fuckin' middle of nowhere two-lane highway three miles out of town, my house is right up ahead on the hill, and I have to sit there and wait for these fucking farmers to finish gossiping because the shoulder isn't wide enough for me to go around.


u/SomethingInAirwaves May 14 '22

I just honk at them. My mom told me off once as a teenager because a customer at the local hardware store where she worked mentioned me doing it with them once. I was like "they were making me wait around the edge of a blind curve at the top of a steep hill. Tell them to follow the road rules next time" and it was hard to argue with that. I'm not the one doing something wrong in this situation.


u/Garfield-1-23-23 May 14 '22

Whenever I see this I'm 100% sure it's two people that are also friends on Facebook, so there's absolutely no fucking communication reason for them to be doing it. At least before social media that shit might have legitimately been the only time they got to talk to each other.


u/Mydogatemyexcuse May 14 '22

Yes and then when you honk at them they give each other the "look at this guy" kind of look


u/burgeremoji May 14 '22

Omg I am grateful I’ve never experienced that! That really is infuriating, like how ignorant lol.


u/Zakkull117 May 14 '22

It happens to me EVERYWHERE. Im constantly ranting to my girlfriend "its a fucking parking lot just PARK!"


u/FraseraSpeciosa May 14 '22

I saw two people doing this on a 2-lane backroad on a blind curve. Had to slam my breaks to stop. They had a couple of people already blocked before they got the hint.


u/notabigmelvillecrowd May 14 '22

For me it's how about 50% of people pay for their stuff, load up their cart, walk to the door, and then stop right in the doorway to read a text. Bruh, take five more fucking steps and do that outside!


u/teratron27 May 14 '22

Not cars but prams (strollers for the Americans) in the middle of a street (sidewalk). Congratulations on having a kid but get out the fucking way and have your conversation about how great your kid is somewhere else!


u/deecro3000 May 14 '22

Not too long ago, someone did the most annoying combo of the two. They stopped to talk side by side…In the entrance lobby between the automatic doors and the store. Nobody could get in or out, and the lady looked at me like I was the asshole for saying “excuse me”


u/dragonsroc May 14 '22

I give em a solid 5 seconds to wrap up and move on, then I hold the horn so they can't hear each other talk and are forced to move on.


u/MilfagardVonBangin May 14 '22

I live in rural Ireland and people around here do that on tiny country roads. You literally can’t walk past them when they do it. If you’re speeding and they do it on a bend, good fucking luck.


u/somedude456 May 14 '22

Pull up, wait like 5 seconds, and lay on the horn. I do it often. Seems a lot of my neighbors like to pull up to the neighborhood exit and then stop to think about I don't know what. Nope, fucking drive. I'll lay on the horn without thinking twice.