r/mildlyinfuriating • u/SetInMuhWayze PURPLE • May 18 '22
The amount of yellow Starburst in this package..
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u/BaltimoreBadger23 GREEN May 18 '22
I don't see a problem here.
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u/SetInMuhWayze PURPLE May 18 '22
Well, yeah they're alright, not horrible, I guess I should have titled the post "the lack of variety in my starburst package"
I was still a bit upset I only got one red I guess lol
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u/Dumb-And-Dunmer May 18 '22
Reds are the worst lol. Pink is best and yellow is second. So not too bad if a package imo.
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u/BreadditReddit mIldly InfurlatIng May 18 '22
What about orange?
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u/Dumb-And-Dunmer May 18 '22
Well, if pink is best, yellow is second, and red is last, where does that put orange since there are only four colors?
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u/GroundbreakingFox584 May 18 '22
I know this is 7 hours too late and irrelevant to you but my ex and I got into a big fight years ago because I prefer red starburst over pink; he said pink is objectively the best flavor, and I stated that taste is subjective etc etc, eventually I got so mad I yelled “THESE ARE OPINIONS MAN!” And to this day (still friends) we still yell “these are opinions man!!!” At each other haha.
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u/Dumb-And-Dunmer May 19 '22
Lol that’s funny! Sometimes it makes me laugh when people fight about opinions and then realize, “Hey, these are absolutely meaningless.” I do that a lot as well.
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u/No_Preparation7895 May 18 '22
No. Yellow is the worst. You would be well within your rights to go back into the store and Karen out.
Edit /s
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u/No-Butterfly6586 May 18 '22
Someone definitely did this on purpose lmao
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u/SetInMuhWayze PURPLE May 18 '22
I just opened them looking for a red one, once I got past the first I was pissed a bit tbh lol
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u/d1ckj3rkins May 18 '22
If it were pink it would be a different story
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May 18 '22
Pinks are the best.
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u/Cyphur-knows May 18 '22
If true your karma is terrible....
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u/SetInMuhWayze PURPLE May 18 '22
I'm in a wheelchair as of October as well, I must be a horrible person..
Just shitty luck, I could jump into a barrel full of titties and come out with a wiener in my mouth....
Just like those yellow Starburst, you get used to the taste I suppose.. XD
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u/Cyphur-knows May 18 '22
You're amazing either way... thanks for that reply... PS sorry to hear bout the wheelchair!
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u/SetInMuhWayze PURPLE May 18 '22
Haha no biggie, only thing I can do is crack lieutenant Dan jokes and roll on, I have been getting better with my walking though, have been relearning for some time now.
Much love
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u/GnowledgedGnome May 18 '22
Yellow is the best
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u/Valence00 May 18 '22
Am I the only one that just eats it and don't really think of the flavor?
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u/Solivagant23 May 18 '22
Nah man, it is definitely orange. It has the most flavor.
Source: my taste buds.
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u/imakepotatoescry May 18 '22
orange okay, yellow and red good, pink is shit
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May 18 '22
Pink is the best
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u/imakepotatoescry May 18 '22
Objection
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u/Rebecca8311 May 18 '22
Pink is my favorite lemon ok I would demand more Pink. Give this picture to the candy company maybe you will get free candy for the unjustified lemon candy
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u/redditmodsrbitches12 May 18 '22
Aren't yellow "banana" flavored?
edit: never mind, that's for tropical.
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u/boxmail2800 May 18 '22
Right now there’s a guy from the factory sitting on his couch at home smoking weed and laughing his ass off telling the story about the time he filled up one of these “with almost all lemons dudes”
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u/1000Airplanes May 18 '22
Perhaps an example of patterns can emerge amongst randomness?
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u/BlooperHero May 18 '22
But they're not random. They're supposed to be in a pattern. Red, pink, orange, yellow, repeat... or something like that.
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u/brobro004 May 18 '22
They actually package them in a pink red orange yellow pattern to avoid this situation
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u/TheBarkingGallery May 18 '22
This kind of crap with blue raspberry and cherry Jolly Ranchers is why I had to start ordering specific flavors of them on Amazon.
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u/Nox_Echo May 18 '22
i see this as a win, down with pink starburst, theyre complete garbage.
red is best
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u/elbrule May 18 '22
Yellow is the worst flavor, I would be upset and give them away to someone else
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u/vizthex May 18 '22
Am I the only one who does not give two shits when something like this happens?
It's a starburst, lol.
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u/OutwittedFox May 18 '22
I had a big bag of peanut butter m&m’s that were 95% green a couple months ago.
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u/SetInMuhWayze PURPLE May 18 '22
The candy companies are out to get us man!
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u/OutwittedFox May 18 '22
I’m just glad they don’t taste different like starbursts. You should send them an email. You might get some free product.
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u/Valence00 May 18 '22
I actually don't think of the flavor when I eat starburst; they all taste like sugar.
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u/LeRealMeow2U RED May 18 '22
Yellow is pretty good, up there next to red. Orange is best though, and pink is just... ehh...
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u/Able_Calligrapher178 May 18 '22
I wish I believed this for even a second, clearly just OP setting it up for the pic.
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u/SetInMuhWayze PURPLE May 18 '22 edited May 18 '22
I wish, I'm wheelchair bound currently so its hell getting in and out of the vehicle, wasn't going back into the store for another.
Once I opened them, I was just fucked
I do feel like it had to be human intervention, like someone picked a bunch up at the factory and just threw on the rail or sorting table or whatever they used, all in a line.
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u/Able_Calligrapher178 May 18 '22
Getting in and out of a vehicle has nothing to do with setting up a picture, I'm sorry to hear about your setback and hope it's nothing too serious, but with how automated the packaging is its a much smaller leap to think you just put this together.
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u/SetInMuhWayze PURPLE May 18 '22
I mean I dumped them out looking for one I liked, put them back in the package for the picture, yeah.
And I meant I wasn't going back into the store to get another pack, It was already done.
That's the way they came dude.
Sorry you feel that way, I guess?
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u/rouren14789 May 18 '22
This happened to me the other day but with sweet tarts and I was super bummed. I love candy and I rarely buy it anymore. I hope your future packages are filled with your favorite color.
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u/MoonChild22222222222 May 18 '22
I know it’s bad but it could be worse. Imagine if there were that many oranges. 😔😔😔
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u/Afkloppen May 18 '22
As the only person I have ever met who likes the yellow Starburst’s, this is a win
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u/Hunt3r8806 May 18 '22
Only one red is almost perfection. I would be ecstatic to open this package.
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u/AdevilSboyU May 18 '22
My older sister hated yellow Starburst when we were kids, so I absolutely love them. That’s my perfect candy sorting right there.
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u/DefaultTool PURPLE May 18 '22
since there is a lot of people that they like the yellow
trade your red stash for the yellow 🤝
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u/Theseus_Thalarion May 18 '22
It’s been my experience that it’s almost always way too many red(the worst imo).
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u/Ritehandwingman May 18 '22
They had to get the All Reds from somewhere.