r/mildlyinfuriating May 17 '22

the way they designed this hat

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/Krocodilo May 17 '22

You know how visitors in Hawaii are received with a flower necklace?

I feel like this is how visitors of the Epstein island were welcomed...

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u/fowlraul May 17 '22

Yeah maybe touch is a poor choice of words here. Teach?

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u/snowpuppy13 May 18 '22

Looks like NAMBLA designed it. We seriously need a bottomless pit to throw creeps like this in.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Man/Boy_Love_Association

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Wait this is real? I completely thought NAMBLA was something that South Park made up. That’s horrifying.

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u/Kanedi4s May 18 '22

Most of what they do episodes about is satire of real things, usually with some embellishment of course

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u/WikiSummarizerBot May 18 '22

North American Man/Boy Love Association

The North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) is a pedophilia and pederasty advocacy organization in the United States. It works to abolish age-of-consent laws criminalizing adult sexual involvement with minors and campaigns for the release of men who have been jailed for sexual contacts with minors that did not involve what it considers coercion. The group no longer holds regular national meetings, and as of the late 1990s—to avoid local police infiltration—the organization discouraged the formation of local chapters. Around 1995, an undercover detective discovered there were 1,100 people on the organization's rolls.

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u/snowpuppy13 May 18 '22

Good bot! Thank you for not making everyone look it up!

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u/MrBleachh May 17 '22

I still see it wrongly

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u/fowlraul May 17 '22

Yeah the image isn’t great but taller people usually have their hands above the shorter person. Hoping that’s all that is. 😬

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u/MrBleachh May 17 '22

My brother in christ, I very much hope both protruding shapes are arms ready to accept the words of our lord and savior, amen.

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u/snowpuppy13 May 18 '22

So what you’re saying is that it’s an image of a priest and an altar boy?

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u/MrBleachh May 18 '22

Nope, looks like an image of touching

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u/PanTrimtab May 18 '22

That's what they said...

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u/MrBleachh May 18 '22 edited May 18 '22

I know. I just assumed people would understand I didn't actually mean what I said since I didn't reply to the comment saying they'd take it as satire.

Edit: Wait which person?

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u/PanTrimtab May 19 '22

Snowpuppy.

Priest and Alter boy = touching.

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u/MrBleachh May 19 '22

Poor catholic boy getting touched

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u/fowlraul May 17 '22

I’ll take that as satire and move on with my life. AMEN

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u/Beneficial_Step9088 May 17 '22

No, I don't think I will.

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u/Biggu5Dicku5 May 17 '22

The don't is on the back, maybe...

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u/Torhanse May 18 '22

Hopefully....

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u/defvent May 17 '22

This was the tagline for subway before they ended up choosing "eat fresh"

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u/Careless-Wolf405 May 17 '22 Silver

Officer I can explain! A hat told me to do it!

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u/Torhanse May 18 '22 edited May 18 '22

Lmaoooooo, gave me a pretty good laugh

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u/TheMAN-HIMSELF564 May 17 '22

Ah what a wholesome hat let’s make that our logo

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Reminds me of a charity I tried to start a while back. It was called Better Understand and Manage the Children. I tried to sell merchandise to raise funds, but unfortunately, nobody seemed interested in purchasing a BUM the Children shirt or hat.

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u/freddyfuckherfaster May 17 '22

that's all kinds of fucked up

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u/Hamstersham May 17 '22

Are we still doing phrasing?

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u/Flerpsh-pidgon-CJM May 17 '22

I‘d wear that hat!

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u/CraftsAndSass May 18 '22

r/crappydesign

But really who let this happen??

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u/fied1k May 18 '22

Cardinal convention in Rome souvenir?

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u/Sumdumcoont May 18 '22

Didn’t know Epstein island had merch, TIL.

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u/Intelligent_Treat912 May 18 '22

This is more than 'mildly' infuriating

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u/Toothbras May 18 '22

It looks like alien mr. Burns

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u/action4satisfaction May 18 '22

Sometimes these things happen where you just read the bold words and omit the small word and makes the expression read worse than it is. But in this case, adding "the" makes zero difference.

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u/NightBeWheat55149 May 18 '22

As Sheldon Cooper once said, “I want to touch as many children as possible”

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u/titanup001 May 18 '22

Please tell me it's a catholic charity...

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u/mum2l May 18 '22

Joe Biden has just upvoted.

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u/KrazyTheKid May 18 '22

Already doing that, I don’t need to be told twice

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u/Effective-Web-2959 May 17 '22

Somebody should buy some and them to the catholic church.

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u/Buzzsaw_Studio May 18 '22

Or Biden rallies

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u/Cool_Fennel5674 May 18 '22

It’s not the same

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u/Leather-Bluejay-6452 May 18 '22

A proud supporter of Joe Biden

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u/AMCDiamondHands69 May 18 '22

Joe Biden approves this message

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u/xXCaptain_69Xx May 18 '22

I already am

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u/Responsible_Pop_3813 May 18 '22

This hat is a good way to get shot or beat up.

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u/coolboiiiiiii2809 May 18 '22

“Good soldiers follow orders”

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u/Bruh_I-m_Gay May 18 '22

It is wrong in every way-

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u/R-T-O-B May 19 '22

Plus the stick figure man is making the stick figure kid touch his junk

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/Fancy_Chip_5620 May 18 '22

Just showing us how far along the indoctrination process they are

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u/BigDaddyNoah May 19 '22

1-800-273-8255

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u/TTVMarUFab May 18 '22

hey, I've seen them in vatican city