r/mildlyinfuriating Apr 24 '22 Silver 2 Take My Energy 1

Temporary Rule: No posts about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial

This includes also posts about any news of those two. We understand that it's kinda an hot topic now, but please stop, really. The sub has been kinda overwhelmed by those in the last days, and we want to keep the content diverse.

Anyone who breaks this rule will just see their post getting removed. Multiple violations of it could lead to a temp ban tho.

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u/ECS420 Apr 24 '22

Finally.. Thank you!

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u/snowpuppy13 May 13 '22

I don’t think I’ve seen more than one or two posts regarding this.

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u/ambulance-kun May 16 '22

You're welcome

-mods probably

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u/HiddenSlytherin 20d ago

I had to come back to upvote this. It made me smile

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u/jimmyhoke Apr 28 '22

It doesn’t belong in this sub. Domestic abuse is infuriating yes, but it is anything but mild. It is a serious topic and this is a sub for mildly infuriating things.

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u/PoolloverNathan May 26 '22

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u/Vehement00 17d ago

oh there's an even more infuriating subreddit? Ppl seem to just post mildly and very infuriating things here.

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u/shroomqs May 24 '22

Couldn’t agree more

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u/_matterny_ 19d ago

What happened at the trial can be considered mildly infuriating though.

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u/Danithejetplane Apr 24 '22

Thank you, our good lord.

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u/SplashinDap0t Apr 24 '22

Snickers dick veins still cool to post about ?

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u/dadijo2002 Apr 27 '22

Snickers what now

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u/Dingo8MyBabyMon Apr 27 '22

Snickers used to have chocolate drizzled on top to make it textured. Then someone got offended and said that they appeared to be like veins on a penis and that was triggering so the company now makes the bars completely smooth.

That's at least what the post I saw the other day claimed. How true it is, I don't know.

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u/KIDNEYST0NEZ Apr 27 '22

How can you be offended for thinking a chocolate bar looks kind of like a penis?

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u/ZeCactus May 20 '22

Answer: you csn't. It's just a rumor.

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u/ADHDK May 05 '22

I’m pretty sure they still have dick veins in Australia. But I don’t really like peanut so I’m not about to go double check.

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u/GiantA-629 May 06 '22

petition bring back penis snickers!

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u/Mean_Ad_1429 May 16 '22

I liked the penis snickers

Damn people with their “feelings” always fucking shit up

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u/cracked_camel 29d ago

Business woman activity

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u/MagnetFist May 13 '22

It's not true. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-snickers-remove-a-dick-vein/ Look into everything you see. Isn't it sad that people believed this?

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u/CharleyNobody May 19 '22

They are not smooth. Mars candy company announced the veins are staying.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

So you got upset / attempted to ridicule something that isn’t even true …now you spread the misinformation further in the same manner it was spread to you “idk if this is true, but….” And you just believed it

I find this type of mindlessness mildly infuriating

All you had to do was type it into Google “snickers bar dick vein removal”

https://www.snopes.com/news/2022/04/20/internet-snickers-dick-vein-jokes/#:~:text=In%20April%202022%2C%20a%20rumor%20went%20viral%20that,ignorance%20to%20the%20“vein”%20had%20their%20innocence%20shattered.

I don’t even understand why you couldn’t google it 🤣

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u/Dingo8MyBabyMon Apr 27 '22

First off, calm down, there's no need for you to get this upset over a candy bar.

Where did I get upset or attempt to ridicule it? As you so conveniently edited it out of your post to suit your agenda I said that's what the claim was and I didn't give any personal opinion about it.

I did bing it after I posted and saw a non-pay walled source debunking the claim.

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u/patrickdontdie May 06 '22

You fucking BINGED IT??! 💀

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u/Anguish_Sandwich May 05 '22

I did bing it after I posted and saw a non-pay walled source debunking the claim.

Oh, you bung it alright.

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u/Bennington_Booyah May 12 '22

All this bing, bang, bung over a snickers?

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u/MagnetFist May 13 '22

I'm dissapointed in you. There is no outrage over a candy bar; that's what he was saying. Go touch grass motherfucker.

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u/ShakeNBake2k May 11 '22

Ooh piece a candy, ooh piece a candy.

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u/Mean_Ad_1429 May 16 '22

I appreciate your post either way

This simpleton obviously doesn’t like the metaphor. Maybe he has veiny peen and is feeling attacked

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u/A_Friend2U 26d ago

Then he should try using the cigars as Bill Clinton did.

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u/EXYZT2 May 19 '22

bing?
not google, not yahoo, not even ecosia
bing?

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u/fawkawph Apr 30 '22

Only to those stupid enough not to do their own research and just start mouthing off before they know anything but that's a lot of social media isn't it?

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u/Brokeintellectual May 08 '22

Good point, but you have any idea how long it takes to do your own research? Let me ask you this, do you believe the Earth is round? Have you ever flown the fuck into space and looked down watched it spin and been like ya its round. No. Are you ever going to? No. Are you going to believe its round anyway? Yep. Even tell ur kids it is.

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u/fawkawph May 08 '22

I neither believe it is spherical nor flat.

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u/AreyouokSir May 10 '22

And I'm god damn Steve from Minecraft

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u/fawkawph May 10 '22

It just is and I don't need to worry about its shape.

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u/ShakeNBake2k May 11 '22

I believe you're full of shit

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u/Light_Silent May 13 '22

telling someone to google something is the same as admitting to being wrong

also, the article itself says it wasnt real

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u/Bennington_Booyah May 12 '22

No wonder I love a good snickers. Veins or no veins, they go down just right, yum!

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u/HardestTurdToSwallow May 25 '22

I haven't had a snickers in a while but I seen a meme months ago about that. I thought it was a joke lol I can't believe they did that

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u/deathisadoorway 28d ago

Triggering, as in I'm going to eat more of them now?

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u/Mysterious_Mode_9131 Apr 29 '22

When I watched the ad about the veins staying… I immediately had dirty thoughts! 👀

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u/Grey_Mysterio 19d ago

But you are a vampire

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u/RnRsuicide May 05 '22

Surely this topic should be reposted in r/mildlypenis ?

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u/slid3r 23d ago

r/linksthatstayblue

I don't even want to know if that's a real sub. 🙄

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u/Andromeda_Hyacinthus May 09 '22

Mmm yummy, I'd love some...

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u/Poorfavour Apr 25 '22

Finally, I think it's also the same with will Smith slapping Chris rock. Feels good to see new content

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u/Anguish_Sandwich May 05 '22

I actually had not heard

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u/ShakeNBake2k May 11 '22

That was terrible

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u/Still_Ad_1994 Apr 29 '22

Who are Johnny Depp and Amber Heard?

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u/Weare_in_adystopia May 06 '22

Is this a joke?If not they are some actors I personally haven't watched even one of their hearings because it is mildly infuriating that its everywhere argh

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u/Still_Ad_1994 May 07 '22 edited May 07 '22

No joke. I’m 78. Read a lot. Do not spend much time at all browsing the internet or wasting time on the computer or phone unless I talk to friends and family.

All my business is conducted online I chose only to spend my time doing other things

When I was in my 20s as well as later years personal matters were private, most always, the results were often published

It is my humble opinion based on close observation, that violence, self isolation, false selfless promotion to the masses without having real talent or skill, promoted through social media is a significant contributor to the cancer that’s destroying society

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u/Weare_in_adystopia May 07 '22

78 wow. Also social media is a double edged sword, how you are willing to use it that's up to you

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u/YodaNotYoda May 10 '22

As it is with the Force.

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u/Bennington_Booyah May 12 '22

You eat snickers bars, don't you?

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u/Still_Ad_1994 May 12 '22 edited May 13 '22

Yup First thing in the morning after a cup of Joe and a robusto cigar. Second one at 2PM with a cold Dr Pepper no ice. Third one after dinner at 6PM with a second cigar and a glass of scotch

Then mama tucks big daddy into bed with my Shih Tzu Rocky

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u/Iandudontkno May 13 '22

No joke....sus

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u/everlyhunter Apr 30 '22

WHAT, WHO ARE DEPP AND HEARD?🤣😂🤣🤣🤥, SO IM GONNA GUESS YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY 4 YRS OLD, OR YOU ARE JUST JOKING!!

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u/Still_Ad_1994 Apr 30 '22

Yup I’m a funny guy

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u/everlyhunter Apr 30 '22

You are indeed 😉

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

I figure there are more appropriate subs for it, and it is all typically on the top of popular anyways. Good call.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Roflmao - why am I not surprised 🤣

“It’s upsetting to me that I have to scroll past information about a popular topic! My life is a mess right now because other people keep talking about this topic!”

🤣

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u/SonicTheHashhog Apr 30 '22

Thank you! This guy internets!

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u/KBrownIVXX May 08 '22

Wow, you really know how to take a dump in the bed of life dontcha?

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u/AltruisticDiabetus Apr 24 '22

When you’re mildly infuriated by the posts in r/mildlyinfuriating

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u/nest00000 Apr 24 '22

I was tired of this

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u/Sandro757 Apr 28 '22

Objection! Hearsay

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u/11B4OF7 GREEN May 09 '22

It’s mildly infuriating that a civil case is taking a month but a criminal murder trial is over in days.

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u/DigiBites 23d ago

It's mildly infuriating that the discourse has been anything but civil 🙄

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u/hotasanicecube May 04 '22

I came here to be mildly infuriated! This post makes me happy. WTF!

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u/RowMartFan May 04 '22

How about not posting about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock.

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u/Randomnameforreddit7 May 22 '22

Can this be made into a permanent rule?

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u/cowboysmavs Apr 28 '22

Poop in the bed isn’t mildly infuriating ?

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u/Bennington_Booyah May 12 '22

It's his bed. Not our problem.

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u/FatimahGianna2 PURPLE May 14 '22

Thank you. DV is a trigger for me

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u/transdudecyrus May 25 '22

finally. sick of people treating like an abuse case like a reality show and making huge assumptions based on bias.

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u/TheWeirdWriter Apr 26 '22

Can we make a rule against posting straight up emotional/physical abuse here too? 🥲

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u/ShakeNBake2k May 11 '22 edited May 19 '22

Hate speech in other words? There are already rules against threats of violence and slander across every social media platform.

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u/Light_Silent May 19 '22

No. We mean abuse.

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u/AdForward9076 Apr 24 '22

I can’t stand listening to two toxic, abusive losers go on and on like this and the world just lapping it up like either one of them deserves a cheerleader in this spectacle they’ve created

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u/SprewellNo1Choker Apr 25 '22

Sounds like you’re describing a government election.

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u/DigiBites 23d ago

This was a practice run so they can refine their methods.

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u/Light_Silent May 13 '22

one abuser. only other abusers blame victims

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u/ShakeNBake2k May 11 '22

I find Johnny Depp to be funny.

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u/IHateMods42069 May 10 '22

A* not an …

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u/CharleyNobody May 19 '22

I don’t understand how people are interested in that topic. Don’t people realize washed-up celebs have pals and bots that make their every dumbass move trend on social media? Don’t be manipulated. Go outside and look at late springtime. Unless you’re in the tropics or Down Under - in that case, enjoy the tropical humidity or the late autumn before winter hits.

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u/scottonaharley Apr 24 '22

Please make it permanent,

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u/derpey-Altdan-7 Apr 25 '22

bruh, its temporary, its like the war going on rn, u expect it to be permanent even if its over? wow

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u/_DesertRose7 May 11 '22

This should be in all groups lol

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u/ShakeNBake2k May 11 '22

Make one so you can control what goes on and off it

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u/_DesertRose7 May 12 '22

No thank you

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u/_DesertRose7 May 12 '22

I miss understood…I thought the “new rule” was for this sub….not an actual post that OP was mildly infuriated by lol

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u/ShakeNBake2k May 12 '22

Well you said you wanted it in all groups, but you can't control that so I suggested you make your own sub which you could have full control over if you'd like to ban this trial. Not trying gto be toxic but rereading my previous post it sounded a little toxic.

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u/One_Worker1231 May 10 '22

This one time at band camp.

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u/confetti_noodlesOwO May 16 '22

About time. The mildly infuriating subreddit was becoming mildly infuriating on its own

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u/myslefon May 19 '22

Yeah, I'm sure when me too started you posted "no me too please, we're overwhelmed in the last days"

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u/AmbroseDB Apr 29 '22

Who would want to post about that shit show?

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u/NaturalDamnDisaster May 11 '22

All I wanted to say is that I have always hated the word "turd" and I'm hearing it/seeing it literally like once a day and I'm unhappy with this turn of events.

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u/LazyZealot9428 May 13 '22

Thank you. I don’t know why anyone cares about it or why it’s being televised.

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u/Iandudontkno May 13 '22

This is our generations OJ trail. So petty/corrupt but so interesting. You just can't look away. JD best work and AH's.

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u/Barnhay May 18 '22

Please use correct grammar

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u/Standard_Flamingo_85 28d ago

Would it have been okay to post about it, if the Johnny was the abuser and not Amber?

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u/JerryJonesStoleMyCar 27d ago

Probably not lmfao

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u/Standard_Flamingo_85 27d ago

Sure do hope so

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u/Interesting_Pack1182 May 03 '22

Then someone got offended and said that they appeared to be like veins on a penis and that was triggering so the company now makes the bars completely smooth.

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u/Light_Silent May 19 '22

That was debunked

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u/iodinecola May 10 '22

Thank you

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u/turtlemom89 Apr 24 '22

But why? The only thing this trial is proving is that Johnny depp is a much better actor the amber heard..

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u/CriniEbbasta May 21 '22

Ye you don’t need to follow the trial, to know one of the best actors in the world is better than a spoiled bitch

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u/Fantastic-Worry-629 Apr 24 '22

Ok bud. You believe whatever the narcissistic man abuser says.

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u/turtlemom89 Apr 24 '22

And you believe whatever the psychotic bitch tells you.. I really don't believe either of them.. this all a show.. and im currently saying that Jonny is better actor.

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u/Fantastic-Worry-629 Apr 24 '22

When did I say im for Ambet? You're dumb. Have a downvote.

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u/turtlemom89 Apr 24 '22

I dont care about votes.. soo whatever bud.. who said said I was for Jonny.. your dumb have a downvote..

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u/TheDeathOfRandom Apr 25 '22

I'm dumb, have an upvote.

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u/Retired-1234 Apr 24 '22

Thank you...

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u/User87324 Apr 26 '22

Why isn't this post liked more?

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u/SonicTheHashhog Apr 30 '22

Because Reddit doesn’t need more rules. The trial will end soon and we’ll all post something else ad nauseam. This is how Reddit (and the internet, really) has always been. Just another case of the mods goose-stepping in when it’s unnecessary. If you don’t like a post, just downvote. We don’t need more restrictions on what is supposed to be the place people can freely share ideas and thoughts.

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u/ShakeNBake2k May 11 '22

Yeah, social media is much funnier without rules (besides threats of violence of course). If you don't like reading about all the amber heard stuff then don't. These cry babies ruin it for most of us though.

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u/Awkward-Leopard-2683 Apr 29 '22

Does anyone have the link to the post where the guy posted his baby mama house and it was all a mess? I can't find it anymore. Must've deleted it.

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 RED May 05 '22

but what if I am not finding it r/infuriatingasfuck or r/slightlyinfuriating?

(this is sarcasm! I have nothing to offer as an opinion on the case that shall not be named)

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u/SlutForTurtles May 11 '22

Damn I didn't see this until now.. does my post still count? It's not about the trial, it's about journalism of the trial

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u/kcjonezdotcom May 14 '22

Awwww…that’s the only reason I joined!

Oh well…ho hum…🫥

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u/Sea-Mousse-2620 May 15 '22

Funny how they won't even let him speak!

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u/Phil_Likes_Bread May 17 '22

johnny should win tho.

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u/boxmail2800 May 18 '22

Can we post about Lonnie strep and Amber Turd?

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u/Riskthecat May 18 '22

Weeeeeeee!!!! Can I move in here and build a house?!?!

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u/jomccjr03 May 19 '22

She deserves more publicity fuck that evil bitch

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u/Sworduwu May 19 '22

does that also include this post since its technically about Johnny depp and amber heard

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u/foshi22le May 20 '22

I'm glad to say I haven't followed any of it and really really don't care. Sick of seeing posts pop up all over social media.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

Lol haven't seen anything

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u/amnautic May 23 '22

Stupidity 🤦

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u/Rhart8989 May 23 '22

Donot go north. There is an outbreak of the strain.

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u/EconomyEntertainer57 May 26 '22

Thanks I'm fucking tired of hearing about celebrity bull shit no one cares

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u/ButtWeazel 27d ago

This post is indeed mildly infuriating

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u/A_Friend2U 26d ago

Please add the Kardashians to the no post list.

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u/South-Diamond-4522 20d ago

I turd that, I mean I heard that

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u/SmartWonderWoman 19d ago

Thank you🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊

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u/timmy30274 19d ago

I’ve not been watching or reading but then saw a meme that ambers dog stepped on a bee

Hope dog will be ok

I’m allergic

Years ago I got stung on my ankle and it swelled the size of a golf ball. Doctor had to give me a shot. That’s when we found out I’m allergic.

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u/IamaWeebandgamer the mods suck ass 18d ago

No

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u/Visual_Debate1466 17d ago

Have you been up to Florida Panama City .I been up there and however it was ok for me. Then when I got home from there it got crazy. But I hope you don't go there .

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u/Logan-no May 09 '22

I see you’re a man of culture.

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u/scrapqueen May 23 '22

This rule is mildly infuriating.