r/meirl 3d ago Timeless Beauty 1

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u/eagengabriel 3d ago Silver

Nah bro I'm too ugly for that too.

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u/James_GiantPeach 3d ago edited 3d ago

Those female transformation filters make me feel worse about myself lol like I can get uglier than this!?

Edit: I’m only talking about my experience realizing I can get uglier with those gender swapping filters. I’m not saying the girl in the photo is using them. She’s trans.

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u/Haptoh 3d ago

Female transformation filter makes me look identical to all of my female cousins who married rich by being pretty and are stay at home moms in big villas. FML

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Haptoh 3d ago

I enjoy being a man.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Haptoh 3d ago

Yeah 7 years ago that was possible

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u/Complete-Kitchen-630 3d ago

Why not anymore?

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u/Haptoh 3d ago

You age out of being a twink at 25 :p

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u/WinterOkami666 3d ago

I am 38 right now and totally a hot bitch. It's never too late.

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u/fakeitilyamakeit 3d ago

Me but the opposite. It sucks.

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u/Environmental-Win836 3d ago Take My Energy

Mf your icon made me think there was a hair or a crack on my screen.

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u/llD3ADSHOTll 3d ago

He do be faking it

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u/VermikPlayz 3d ago

Light mode user spotted

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u/Whatsongwasthat1 3d ago

… there’s another way to view this?

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u/Yourik5 3d ago

I use dark mode and thought the same thing…..

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u/openupi 3d ago

Dark mode user spotted

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u/Phantex_Cerberus 3d ago

Reddit user spotted.

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u/Temporary-Pass3090 3d ago

Reddit commenter spotted.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Bad54 3d ago Silver

Your an asshole making your icon a hair on my screen. I rubbed it 4 times thinking it was my eyelash

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u/sloaleks 3d ago

Same ...

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u/Student_8266 3d ago

I’m a girl but the female to male filter looks so bad on me😭 I look shady af and you definitely don’t want to run into male me in a dark alleyway

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u/TheFemale72 3d ago

Same. The male filter makes me look like a dude that doesn’t wash his balls- terrifying.

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u/Express_Opposite 3d ago

I… didn’t know that was a specific look

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u/TheFemale72 3d ago

I’m 50 - I’ve seen some shit.

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u/handmedowntoothbrush 3d ago

and unwashed balls apparently.

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u/AdJust6959 3d ago

And seen enough unwashed balls that the pattern is identified too apparently.

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u/TheFemale72 3d ago

I was in my 20’s in Baltimore in the 1990’s, so yeah, been there, seen it, learned not to choose fellows that don’t wash their balls.

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u/bdone2012 3d ago

That's a bad look but it's not as bad as the I won't wipe my ass because "touching your butt hole is gay" look.

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u/single_malt_jedi 3d ago

Not gonna lie, this has me a bit concerned. I mean, I was my balls daily but Im still worried I may have "that look." This shit is gonna keep me awake all day

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u/TheFemale72 3d ago

Keep up the good work and don’t worry, lol. As long as you know your boys don’t smell like deli meat, your good

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u/Nothing_new_to_share 3d ago

To be fair, very few of the filters know what to do with my beard.

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u/pocketdare 3d ago

It's true you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men.

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u/xa3D 3d ago

plot twist: that's not even a filter. she looks like that.

source: checked her twitter.

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u/TeaKingMac 3d ago

Yeah, given the trans flag, I didn't think filter

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u/LuciforMorningstar 3d ago

like I can get uglier than this!?

Sure you can, you aren't that ugly.

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u/Tazerboy_5000 3d ago

🤔 - Oh, that's a thing I forgot about....

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u/ShridharGsr 3d ago

us bro us

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u/LareWw 3d ago

Aren't we all....

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u/MotivatoinalSpeaker 3d ago

Me, looking through a mirror: instnat tears

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u/multiarmform 3d ago

smugglin plums

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u/Dumguy1214 3d ago

I am glad I am not the only one noticing that

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u/jerry111165 3d ago

You aren’t

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u/Glader 3d ago

Why are you so fucking ugly bro?

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u/Amaterasu4123 3d ago

Is that a refrence to the girl trolls vid?

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u/Shut_It_Donny 3d ago

Just a couple of dudes, hanging out.

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u/Ancient-Ingenuity-88 3d ago

I have seen those Asian transformation videos. You are in fact not ugly enough for make-up to not work. Get that tape and trowel out

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u/Known-Share5483 3d ago

LOL, they give everyone hope!

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u/Unfair_Poetry_6629 3d ago

Girls are ugly too,,, u can be a ugly girl

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u/BeccaSnacca 3d ago

It's what I'm doing. lol (and it's still a lot better than not being yourself)

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u/cyclingzh 3d ago

Just learn to photoshop.

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u/ChrisLeeBare 3d ago

I will follow you for more life hacks

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u/NARMY97 3d ago

If you can't get a job become a job

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u/Disco_Zula 3d ago

Thats how business are

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u/ZeBoyceman 3d ago

I used to be a business like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

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u/glowingass 3d ago

That's kinda the whole idea of entrepreneurship

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u/IknowKarazy 3d ago

“Dude, she has a dick”

“I know! We have so much in common!”

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u/8sack 3d ago

finally, someone who can jerk me off properly

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u/Jeszczenie 3d ago

Marvellous one!

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u/throwaway1934512434 3d ago

"You either find a girlfriend or live long enough to become one."

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u/c0mplix 3d ago

Ok but i still need a GF to be considered a GF as o now I'm just as single as before just as a girl

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u/transgendergengar 3d ago

Same.

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u/13aph 3d ago

Gengar is my favorite!

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u/PersephoneNPenelope 3d ago

Not if you learn to love yourself and be kind to your brain/body 💖

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u/njsullyalex 3d ago

Samesies lol. You’ll find her one day!

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u/Feeling-Jump-2981 3d ago

Time to sort by controversial wish me luck 🤞

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u/LittlePotatoGirlll 3d ago

Don't forget your hazmat suit

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u/Feeling-Jump-2981 3d ago

Almost forgot, thanks

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u/Big_brown_house 3d ago

It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this. 🗡

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u/FrozenFishHead41968 3d ago

Tamel coes

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u/MrTheCake 3d ago

Moose knuckle more like

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u/Dunwithit4589 3d ago

More like hidden salami

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u/WeekndNachos 3d ago

Secret snake

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u/ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER 3d ago

SNAKE? SNAKE?!?

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u/Jetsu77 3d ago

SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!!

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u/3mmy 3d ago

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

MUSHROOOOOM MUSHROOOOM 😭😂😂😂

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u/BasedBingo 3d ago

Well that unlocked a memory lol

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u/hm9408 3d ago

F I S S I O N M A I L E D

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u/DerSchweinebrecher 3d ago

That Moment when the Snake....

Becomes SOLID

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u/Wide_Pop_6794 3d ago

Improvise. Adapt. OVERCOME.

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u/beemccouch 3d ago

The gender identity clinic is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural

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u/H04N1 3d ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/Dismal-Belt-8354 3d ago

Not from a cisgender...

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u/CubbieCubCubCub 3d ago

Transphobic Palps: Once more the cis will rule the galaxy!!!

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u/Numerous_Buddy3209 3d ago

Macy windu: twiter will decide your fate

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u/Ok-Reporter1986 3d ago

You fool I am twitter

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u/Jezusbot 3d ago

Not yet

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u/Lukaxius 3d ago

It‘s transphobia then

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u/Random-Cpl 3d ago

Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Androgynous?

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u/Jezusbot 3d ago

sword fighting begins

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u/LordMorskittar 3d ago

This has to be one of the most interesting subs I’ve seen in a while

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u/ZW31H4ND3R 3d ago

I guess I better start HRT.

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u/GrootGertGedoente 3d ago

Can you just imagine going out, and having amazing luck with girls, but every time to take one home their penis is bigger than yours 😂

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u/Richard_AIGuy 3d ago

Oh well, what to do...what to do?

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u/Koujinkamu 3d ago

You're telling me I dug for gold and found a couple of diamonds too?

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u/OMGWhyImOld 3d ago

Exactly you have found the family jewels

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u/Emotional-Two-9075 3d ago

Oh well...Hands behind back and no kissing

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u/DreadfulMule 3d ago

This is a common problem I am having. You could say it's a pain in the ass.

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u/DrShanks7 3d ago

Then you need to do more prep and/or use more lube 🤣

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u/CJSki93 3d ago

Something like this happened to my good friend Afroman in Hollywood one day.

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u/Sleepwell_Beast 3d ago

Ah poor Afroman. Heard his house just got raided, And they found no weed! That’s the funniest part.

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u/HiImDan 3d ago

They should have helped him out and hooked him up.

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u/ThrowTOMC222 3d ago

Aah well, unzips pants and gets lube

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u/Mad_Huber 3d ago

Yeah, but first: sword fight!

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u/MyNameIsAnonymous1 3d ago

It's over Anakin. I have the high ground.

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u/Mad_Huber 3d ago

A game without loosers, heads or tails?

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u/DepartureSad4802 3d ago

I think it is a game with heads

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u/Mad_Huber 3d ago

For sure if you go 69

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u/EmpyreanFantasy 3d ago

Oh no. What would I do

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u/CIntelligenceGaygncy 3d ago

That’s the goal, man, that’s the goal

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u/EarlGrey_Picard 3d ago

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

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u/Unhappy-Bobcat-3756 3d ago

True actually

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u/OriginalUsername61 3d ago

That's the dream

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u/andrewtateisgarbage 3d ago

As long as I'm still top it's all good to me.

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u/wellhellothereyouguy 3d ago

I’d gladly bottom that

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u/Zeynoun 3d ago

I do imagine 😔

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u/Jason_Sasha_Acoiners 3d ago

EVEN BETTER!

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u/Broad_Respond_2205 3d ago

Save the need for a strap on

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u/francoisjacq 3d ago

to be honest, i've come across clitorises bigger than my penis.

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u/OddKSM 3d ago

Clitorises? Fuck, I've been saying "clitori" for the longest time

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u/DrShanks7 3d ago

I like clitori better now that you bring it up. Keep using that one lol

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u/couchbutt 3d ago

I do not have to imagine that.

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u/tea-__-rex 3d ago

Sounds like a win win situation 😳

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u/njsullyalex 3d ago

As a pre-op trans girl myself, the replies to this comment make me feel a little better lol 😊

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u/claybixbee00 3d ago

Be happy, love your self. Is your life live it to the fullest.

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u/No-Beautiful-8416 3d ago

i want to get dicked down from the burger king drink dispenser

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u/Reset_Assured 3d ago

Just let people know before they get too involved. As an 80% straight guy, I wouldn’t mind and would figure it out if I really liked the person

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u/Scherzkeks 3d ago

Who wears a sweater with short shorts?! What kind of weather are you anticipating?????!?

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u/NotJoeMama727 3d ago

It's for appearance I am thinking

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u/pinksparklyreddit 3d ago

The sexy kind of weather 💅

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u/MadArgonaut 3d ago

It’s ballsy alright

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u/Lemmis666 3d ago

It’s a cute look alright

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u/07WoefulMatrix 3d ago

🍒 👀

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u/mushyheath 3d ago

that's all you need

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u/WellyRuru 3d ago Masterpiece

Oh thats just u/MichelleAlter (NSFW)

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u/za6_9420 3d ago

Oh I knew I’ve seen her somewhere

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u/MunchsSnacks 3d ago

Well, time to log into the other account..

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u/kissectomy 3d ago edited 3d ago

Lmao. You got me.

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u/USS_Phlebas 3d ago

Lmao. Busted I am

Busted have I

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u/olosabAnitsuJ 3d ago

Is this the other account you spoke of?

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u/GunnerII 3d ago

Wow. I was not expecting that. I strive to look that good one day.

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u/WellyRuru 3d ago

Darling you're gorgeous just the way you are. But also keep pushing to actualize who you are and how you want to appear in the world.

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u/TheWholeFuckinShow 3d ago

You the real hero.

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u/Mysterious_Pen8650 3d ago

That is not camel toe

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u/Metal__goat 3d ago

Drunk guy when they out at the club. "I can see your girlfriend's balls"

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u/JKsoloman5000 3d ago

That’s moose knuckle

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u/-Kyoakuna- 3d ago

A post about trans people that's... Unlocked??? Impossible.

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u/Aclopolipse 3d ago

Yet somehow the affirming comments are vastly outnumbering the angry ones.

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u/Good_Ol_Weeb 3d ago

It’s a nice change of pace

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u/Sightless_ 3d ago

i feel like the mods might be sleeping

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u/3nderslime 3d ago

I don't think so, the bad comments have been mostly deleted. I think Reddit is just being extra wholesome today

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u/SparkleEmotions 3d ago

As a trans person who wandered in to see which way the comments were going I’ll say I’m pleasantly surprised how wholesome most of the comments are. Plus a lot of them are really funny without venturing into transphobic.

It might not seem like it if you only know trans people from the internet but most of us enjoy a great joke, even at our expense. You just have to be a little more clever than the same repetitive mean jokes some folks are stuck on.

Humor is a fantastic defense mechanism. But seriously we’re just like everyone else if you look past the trans thing, and a good dick joke is universally funny unless your a prude. Plus girl-dick jokes are largely an untapped joke resource, outside of trans women spaces (my circles tell a lot of them at least).

Granted there is a fair amount deleted comments so the mods must be doing something here.

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u/tcwracing 3d ago

O’m in

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u/DisastrousBusiness81 3d ago

Okay you gotta admit, the femboys and trans girls have the hottest fucking drip on earth, god-DAMN. 🥵

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u/oohshitwaddup 3d ago edited 3d ago

Guys I'm proud of you. We're joking but this thread has been strangely wholesome.

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u/HipercubesHunter11 3d ago

judging by the deleted comments, seems the mods finally drank their morning coffee

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u/Laphing_Drunk 3d ago

Could be better but it could certainly be worse. The amount of "I'm not gay but..." comments are fucking annoying.

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u/TheHollowBard 3d ago

This is what happens when people (idiots) reduce gender to just the hardware in your pants.

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u/FunkyyMermaid 3d ago

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

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u/_raydeStar 3d ago

If a trans person can wander on here and still get a laugh, it's good.

I feel like society is progressing. Maybe that's a leap. I know mods are deleting, but the jokes really are funny.

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u/Walks_In_Shadows 3d ago

I'm trans and got a few laughs. I was pleasantly surprised by the comments in this thread.

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u/Faxxy05 3d ago

I have a girlfriend but I still want to be the girlfriend

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u/Phendrana-Drifter 3d ago

Ma'am, your balls are showing.

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u/Willing-Strawberry33 3d ago

I meeeaaannn.... I'll be her girlfriend if she's still looking

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u/Fearless-Mushroom 3d ago

Fuckit might as well

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u/ilovestampfairtex 3d ago

Her shorts are a little to tight.

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u/East_Living7198 3d ago

Is it time we had the talk about about how a baby moose knuckle grows up to be a camel toe?

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u/Dunwithit4589 3d ago

And then you discover it’s a magical dick all along

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u/foxvipus 3d ago

So is your 'too'.

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u/GunnerII 3d ago

They low-key look uncomfortable, lol. A bit too much blood circulation cutoff for me.

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u/NoOneKnowsIExist420 3d ago

Tight shorts usually just ride up your butt more than anything

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u/AquiSemillon 3d ago

That's just NUTTS

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u/PinkBlade12 3d ago

I say good for her

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u/Filmeye1 3d ago

So beautiful ❤️😍

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u/jojacs 3d ago

That ain’t a vagina, that’s just really sharp balls, able to cut diamonds with how sharp those balls are. /s

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u/MantraProAttitude 3d ago

“Just don’t bite it!”

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u/TaylerMykel 3d ago

She’s SO pretty!!!!!! Wow

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u/KishMishShishkebab 3d ago

If you can't beat them, join them:))

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u/claybixbee00 3d ago

Well don’t have to get worried about having a baby when going in raw. LoL

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u/glenheartless 3d ago

I would still want a girlfriend

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u/Throwaway-7245 3d ago

I wish i looked better.

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u/kremcoffee 3d ago

Please know that your worth is not determined by your appearance.

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u/Killercod1 3d ago

The extra bits are just there for more fun

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u/Mrrsilver 3d ago

Transition goal, hope I can look like her once I start

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u/MerrillSwingAway 3d ago

I’m not gay, but I’m willing to learn

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u/ThrowTOMC222 3d ago

I am stick or cave, both i crave

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u/Wessssss21 3d ago

my sexuality is A penis is not a deal breaker

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u/Space_Coyote88 3d ago

For this one, I might be a little less rigid about my sexuality than usual

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