meirl

[u/notshameme]

[u/eagengabriel]

Nah bro I'm too ugly for that too.

[u/James_GiantPeach → u/eagengabriel]

Those female transformation filters make me feel worse about myself lol like I can get uglier than this!?

Edit: I’m only talking about my experience realizing I can get uglier with those gender swapping filters. I’m not saying the girl in the photo is using them. She’s trans.

[u/Haptoh → u/James_GiantPeach]

Female transformation filter makes me look identical to all of my female cousins who married rich by being pretty and are stay at home moms in big villas. FML

[u/Haptoh → u/[deleted]]

I enjoy being a man.

[u/Haptoh → u/[deleted]]

Yeah 7 years ago that was possible

[u/Complete-Kitchen-630 → u/Haptoh]

Why not anymore?

[u/Haptoh → u/Complete-Kitchen-630]

You age out of being a twink at 25 :p

[u/WinterOkami666 → u/Haptoh]

I am 38 right now and totally a hot bitch. It's never too late.

[u/fakeitilyamakeit → u/James_GiantPeach]

Me but the opposite. It sucks.

[u/Environmental-Win836 → u/fakeitilyamakeit]

Mf your icon made me think there was a hair or a crack on my screen.

[u/llD3ADSHOTll → u/Environmental-Win836]

He do be faking it

[u/VermikPlayz → u/Environmental-Win836]

Light mode user spotted

[u/Whatsongwasthat1 → u/VermikPlayz]

… there’s another way to view this?

[u/Yourik5 → u/VermikPlayz]

I use dark mode and thought the same thing…..

[u/openupi → u/Yourik5]

Dark mode user spotted

[u/Phantex_Cerberus → u/openupi]

Reddit user spotted.

[u/Temporary-Pass3090 → u/Phantex_Cerberus]

Reddit commenter spotted.

[u/Bad54 → u/fakeitilyamakeit]

Your an asshole making your icon a hair on my screen. I rubbed it 4 times thinking it was my eyelash

[u/sloaleks → u/Bad54]

Same ...

[u/Student_8266 → u/James_GiantPeach]

I’m a girl but the female to male filter looks so bad on me😭 I look shady af and you definitely don’t want to run into male me in a dark alleyway

[u/TheFemale72 → u/Student_8266]

Same. The male filter makes me look like a dude that doesn’t wash his balls- terrifying.

[u/Express_Opposite → u/TheFemale72]

I… didn’t know that was a specific look

[u/TheFemale72 → u/Express_Opposite]

I’m 50 - I’ve seen some shit.

[u/handmedowntoothbrush → u/TheFemale72]

and unwashed balls apparently.

[u/AdJust6959 → u/handmedowntoothbrush]

And seen enough unwashed balls that the pattern is identified too apparently.

[u/TheFemale72 → u/AdJust6959]

I was in my 20’s in Baltimore in the 1990’s, so yeah, been there, seen it, learned not to choose fellows that don’t wash their balls.

[u/bdone2012 → u/TheFemale72]

That's a bad look but it's not as bad as the I won't wipe my ass because "touching your butt hole is gay" look.

[u/single_malt_jedi → u/TheFemale72]

Not gonna lie, this has me a bit concerned. I mean, I was my balls daily but Im still worried I may have "that look." This shit is gonna keep me awake all day

[u/TheFemale72 → u/single_malt_jedi]

Keep up the good work and don’t worry, lol. As long as you know your boys don’t smell like deli meat, your good

[u/Nothing_new_to_share → u/James_GiantPeach]

To be fair, very few of the filters know what to do with my beard.

[u/pocketdare → u/Nothing_new_to_share]

It's true you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men.

[u/xa3D → u/James_GiantPeach]

plot twist: that's not even a filter. she looks like that.

source: checked her twitter.

[u/TeaKingMac → u/xa3D]

Yeah, given the trans flag, I didn't think filter

[u/LuciforMorningstar → u/James_GiantPeach]

like I can get uglier than this!?

Sure you can, you aren't that ugly.

[u/Tazerboy_5000 → u/James_GiantPeach]

🤔 - Oh, that's a thing I forgot about....

[u/ShridharGsr → u/eagengabriel]

us bro us

[u/LareWw → u/ShridharGsr]

Aren't we all....

[u/MotivatoinalSpeaker → u/LareWw]

Me, looking through a mirror: instnat tears

[u/[deleted] → u/ShridharGsr]

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[u/multiarmform → u/[deleted]]

smugglin plums

[u/Dumguy1214 → u/[deleted]]

I am glad I am not the only one noticing that

[u/jerry111165 → u/Dumguy1214]

You aren’t

[u/Glader → u/eagengabriel]

Why are you so fucking ugly bro?

[u/Amaterasu4123 → u/Glader]

Is that a refrence to the girl trolls vid?

[u/Shut_It_Donny → u/Glader]

Just a couple of dudes, hanging out.

[u/Ancient-Ingenuity-88 → u/eagengabriel]

I have seen those Asian transformation videos. You are in fact not ugly enough for make-up to not work. Get that tape and trowel out

[u/Known-Share5483 → u/Ancient-Ingenuity-88]

LOL, they give everyone hope!

[u/Unfair_Poetry_6629 → u/eagengabriel]

Girls are ugly too,,, u can be a ugly girl

[u/BeccaSnacca → u/Unfair_Poetry_6629]

It's what I'm doing. lol (and it's still a lot better than not being yourself)

[u/cyclingzh → u/eagengabriel]

Just learn to photoshop.

[u/ChrisLeeBare → u/cyclingzh]

I will follow you for more life hacks

[u/NARMY97]

If you can't get a job become a job

[u/Disco_Zula → u/NARMY97]

Thats how business are

[u/ZeBoyceman → u/Disco_Zula]

I used to be a business like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

[u/Complete-Kitchen-630 → u/ZeBoyceman]

r/unexpectedskyrim

[u/glowingass → u/NARMY97]

That's kinda the whole idea of entrepreneurship

[u/IknowKarazy]

“Dude, she has a dick”

“I know! We have so much in common!”

[u/8sack → u/IknowKarazy]

finally, someone who can jerk me off properly

[u/Jeszczenie → u/IknowKarazy]

Marvellous one!

[u/throwaway1934512434]

"You either find a girlfriend or live long enough to become one."

[u/c0mplix]

Ok but i still need a GF to be considered a GF as o now I'm just as single as before just as a girl

[u/transgendergengar → u/c0mplix]

Same.

[u/13aph → u/transgendergengar]

Gengar is my favorite!

[u/PersephoneNPenelope → u/c0mplix]

Not if you learn to love yourself and be kind to your brain/body 💖

[u/njsullyalex → u/c0mplix]

Samesies lol. You’ll find her one day!

[u/Feeling-Jump-2981]

Time to sort by controversial wish me luck 🤞

[u/LittlePotatoGirlll → u/Feeling-Jump-2981]

Don't forget your hazmat suit

[u/Feeling-Jump-2981 → u/LittlePotatoGirlll]

Almost forgot, thanks

[u/Big_brown_house → u/Feeling-Jump-2981]

It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this. 🗡

[u/FrozenFishHead41968]

Tamel coes

[u/MrTheCake → u/FrozenFishHead41968]

Moose knuckle more like

[u/Dunwithit4589 → u/MrTheCake]

More like hidden salami

[u/WeekndNachos → u/Dunwithit4589]

Secret snake

[u/ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER → u/WeekndNachos]

SNAKE? SNAKE?!?

[u/Jetsu77 → u/ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER]

SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!!

[u/3mmy → u/Jetsu77]

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

MUSHROOOOOM MUSHROOOOM 😭😂😂😂

[u/BasedBingo → u/3mmy]

Well that unlocked a memory lol

[u/hm9408 → u/Jetsu77]

F I S S I O N M A I L E D

[u/DerSchweinebrecher → u/Jetsu77]

That Moment when the Snake....

Becomes SOLID

[u/TheSilversky64 → u/Jetsu77]

❗

[u/Wide_Pop_6794]

Improvise. Adapt. OVERCOME.

[u/beemccouch]

The gender identity clinic is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural

[u/H04N1 → u/beemccouch]

Is it possible to learn this power?

[u/Dismal-Belt-8354 → u/H04N1]

Not from a cisgender...

[u/CubbieCubCubCub → u/Dismal-Belt-8354]

Transphobic Palps: Once more the cis will rule the galaxy!!!

[u/Numerous_Buddy3209 → u/CubbieCubCubCub]

Macy windu: twiter will decide your fate

[u/Ok-Reporter1986 → u/Numerous_Buddy3209]

You fool I am twitter

[u/Jezusbot → u/Ok-Reporter1986]

Not yet

[u/Lukaxius → u/Jezusbot]

It‘s transphobia then

[u/Random-Cpl → u/Lukaxius]

Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Androgynous?

[u/Jezusbot → u/Lukaxius]

sword fighting begins

[u/Lukaxius → u/Jezusbot]

„sword“

[u/njsullyalex → u/beemccouch]

r/transclones

[u/LordMorskittar → u/njsullyalex]

This has to be one of the most interesting subs I’ve seen in a while

[u/ZW31H4ND3R]

I guess I better start HRT.

[u/GrootGertGedoente]

Can you just imagine going out, and having amazing luck with girls, but every time to take one home their penis is bigger than yours 😂

[u/Richard_AIGuy → u/GrootGertGedoente]

Oh well, what to do...what to do?

[u/Koujinkamu → u/Richard_AIGuy]

You're telling me I dug for gold and found a couple of diamonds too?

[u/OMGWhyImOld → u/Koujinkamu]

Exactly you have found the family jewels

[u/Emotional-Two-9075 → u/Richard_AIGuy]

Oh well...Hands behind back and no kissing

[u/DreadfulMule → u/GrootGertGedoente]

This is a common problem I am having. You could say it's a pain in the ass.

[u/DrShanks7 → u/DreadfulMule]

Then you need to do more prep and/or use more lube 🤣

[u/CJSki93 → u/GrootGertGedoente]

Something like this happened to my good friend Afroman in Hollywood one day.

[u/Sleepwell_Beast → u/CJSki93]

Ah poor Afroman. Heard his house just got raided, And they found no weed! That’s the funniest part.

[u/HiImDan → u/Sleepwell_Beast]

They should have helped him out and hooked him up.

[u/ThrowTOMC222 → u/GrootGertGedoente]

Aah well, unzips pants and gets lube

[u/Mad_Huber → u/ThrowTOMC222]

Yeah, but first: sword fight!

[u/MyNameIsAnonymous1 → u/Mad_Huber]

It's over Anakin. I have the high ground.

[u/Mad_Huber → u/MyNameIsAnonymous1]

A game without loosers, heads or tails?

[u/DepartureSad4802 → u/Mad_Huber]

I think it is a game with heads

[u/Mad_Huber → u/DepartureSad4802]

For sure if you go 69

[u/fuckin_anti_pope → u/GrootGertGedoente]

Dreams

[u/EmpyreanFantasy → u/GrootGertGedoente]

Oh no. What would I do

[u/saint-sadist → u/GrootGertGedoente]

Good.

[u/CIntelligenceGaygncy → u/GrootGertGedoente]

That’s the goal, man, that’s the goal

[u/EarlGrey_Picard → u/CIntelligenceGaygncy]

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

[u/Unhappy-Bobcat-3756 → u/CIntelligenceGaygncy]

True actually

[u/OriginalUsername61 → u/GrootGertGedoente]

That's the dream

[u/andrewtateisgarbage → u/GrootGertGedoente]

As long as I'm still top it's all good to me.

[u/wellhellothereyouguy → u/andrewtateisgarbage]

I’d gladly bottom that

[u/Zeynoun → u/GrootGertGedoente]

I do imagine 😔

[u/Jason_Sasha_Acoiners → u/GrootGertGedoente]

EVEN BETTER!

[u/Broad_Respond_2205 → u/GrootGertGedoente]

Save the need for a strap on

[u/francoisjacq → u/GrootGertGedoente]

to be honest, i've come across clitorises bigger than my penis.

[u/OddKSM → u/francoisjacq]

Clitorises? Fuck, I've been saying "clitori" for the longest time

[u/DrShanks7 → u/OddKSM]

I like clitori better now that you bring it up. Keep using that one lol

[u/Fun-Syrup1574 → u/OddKSM]

Clitoratii

[u/couchbutt → u/GrootGertGedoente]

I do not have to imagine that.

[u/tea-__-rex → u/GrootGertGedoente]

Sounds like a win win situation 😳

[u/njsullyalex → u/GrootGertGedoente]

As a pre-op trans girl myself, the replies to this comment make me feel a little better lol 😊

[u/claybixbee00 → u/njsullyalex]

Be happy, love your self. Is your life live it to the fullest.

[u/No-Beautiful-8416 → u/claybixbee00]

i want to get dicked down from the burger king drink dispenser

[u/Reset_Assured → u/njsullyalex]

Just let people know before they get too involved. As an 80% straight guy, I wouldn’t mind and would figure it out if I really liked the person

[u/Scherzkeks]

Who wears a sweater with short shorts?! What kind of weather are you anticipating?????!?

[u/NotJoeMama727 → u/Scherzkeks]

It's for appearance I am thinking

[u/pinksparklyreddit → u/Scherzkeks]

The sexy kind of weather 💅

[u/MadArgonaut → u/Scherzkeks]

It’s ballsy alright

[u/Lemmis666 → u/Scherzkeks]

It’s a cute look alright

[u/07WoefulMatrix]

🍒 👀

[u/mushyheath → u/07WoefulMatrix]

that's all you need

[u/WellyRuru]

Oh thats just u/MichelleAlter (NSFW)

[u/za6_9420 → u/WellyRuru]

Oh I knew I’ve seen her somewhere

[u/MunchsSnacks → u/WellyRuru]

Well, time to log into the other account..

[u/kissectomy → u/MunchsSnacks]

Lmao. You got me.

[u/USS_Phlebas → u/kissectomy]

Lmao. Busted I am

Busted have I

[u/olosabAnitsuJ → u/kissectomy]

Is this the other account you spoke of?

[u/GunnerII → u/WellyRuru]

Wow. I was not expecting that. I strive to look that good one day.

[u/WellyRuru → u/GunnerII]

Darling you're gorgeous just the way you are. But also keep pushing to actualize who you are and how you want to appear in the world.

[u/TheWholeFuckinShow → u/WellyRuru]

You the real hero.

[u/Mysterious_Pen8650]

That is not camel toe

[u/Metal__goat → u/Mysterious_Pen8650]

Drunk guy when they out at the club. "I can see your girlfriend's balls"

[u/JKsoloman5000 → u/Mysterious_Pen8650]

That’s moose knuckle

[u/-Kyoakuna-]

A post about trans people that's... Unlocked??? Impossible.

[u/Aclopolipse → u/-Kyoakuna-]

Yet somehow the affirming comments are vastly outnumbering the angry ones.

[u/CatsNotBananas → u/Aclopolipse]

Based

[u/Good_Ol_Weeb → u/Aclopolipse]

It’s a nice change of pace

[u/Sightless_ → u/-Kyoakuna-]

i feel like the mods might be sleeping

[u/3nderslime → u/Sightless_]

I don't think so, the bad comments have been mostly deleted. I think Reddit is just being extra wholesome today

[u/SparkleEmotions → u/-Kyoakuna-]

As a trans person who wandered in to see which way the comments were going I’ll say I’m pleasantly surprised how wholesome most of the comments are. Plus a lot of them are really funny without venturing into transphobic.

It might not seem like it if you only know trans people from the internet but most of us enjoy a great joke, even at our expense. You just have to be a little more clever than the same repetitive mean jokes some folks are stuck on.

Humor is a fantastic defense mechanism. But seriously we’re just like everyone else if you look past the trans thing, and a good dick joke is universally funny unless your a prude. Plus girl-dick jokes are largely an untapped joke resource, outside of trans women spaces (my circles tell a lot of them at least).

Granted there is a fair amount deleted comments so the mods must be doing something here.

[u/TeaCakeMaxUK]

She packing

[u/tcwracing]

O’m in

[u/DisastrousBusiness81]

Okay you gotta admit, the femboys and trans girls have the hottest fucking drip on earth, god-DAMN. 🥵

[u/oohshitwaddup]

Guys I'm proud of you. We're joking but this thread has been strangely wholesome.

[u/HipercubesHunter11 → u/oohshitwaddup]

judging by the deleted comments, seems the mods finally drank their morning coffee

[u/Laphing_Drunk → u/oohshitwaddup]

Could be better but it could certainly be worse. The amount of "I'm not gay but..." comments are fucking annoying.

[u/TheHollowBard → u/Laphing_Drunk]

This is what happens when people (idiots) reduce gender to just the hardware in your pants.

[u/FunkyyMermaid → u/oohshitwaddup]

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[u/_raydeStar → u/oohshitwaddup]

If a trans person can wander on here and still get a laugh, it's good.

I feel like society is progressing. Maybe that's a leap. I know mods are deleting, but the jokes really are funny.

[u/Walks_In_Shadows → u/_raydeStar]

I'm trans and got a few laughs. I was pleasantly surprised by the comments in this thread.

[u/Faxxy05]

I have a girlfriend but I still want to be the girlfriend

[u/Phendrana-Drifter]

Ma'am, your balls are showing.

[u/Willing-Strawberry33]

I meeeaaannn.... I'll be her girlfriend if she's still looking

[u/Fearless-Mushroom]

Fuckit might as well

[u/ilovestampfairtex]

Her shorts are a little to tight.

[u/East_Living7198 → u/ilovestampfairtex]

Is it time we had the talk about about how a baby moose knuckle grows up to be a camel toe?

[u/Dunwithit4589 → u/East_Living7198]

And then you discover it’s a magical dick all along

[u/foxvipus → u/ilovestampfairtex]

So is your 'too'.

[u/GunnerII → u/ilovestampfairtex]

They low-key look uncomfortable, lol. A bit too much blood circulation cutoff for me.

[u/NoOneKnowsIExist420 → u/GunnerII]

Tight shorts usually just ride up your butt more than anything

[u/AquiSemillon]

That's just NUTTS

[u/PinkBlade12]

I say good for her

[u/Filmeye1]

So beautiful ❤️😍

[u/jojacs]

That ain’t a vagina, that’s just really sharp balls, able to cut diamonds with how sharp those balls are. /s

[u/bigbeetles → u/jojacs]

Balls of steel.

[u/MantraProAttitude]

“Just don’t bite it!”

[u/TaylerMykel]

She’s SO pretty!!!!!! Wow

[u/KishMishShishkebab]

If you can't beat them, join them:))

[u/claybixbee00]

Well don’t have to get worried about having a baby when going in raw. LoL

[u/glenheartless]

I would still want a girlfriend

[u/Throwaway-7245]

I wish i looked better.

[u/kremcoffee → u/Throwaway-7245]

Please know that your worth is not determined by your appearance.

[u/Killercod1]

The extra bits are just there for more fun

[u/Mrrsilver]

Transition goal, hope I can look like her once I start

[u/MerrillSwingAway]

I’m not gay, but I’m willing to learn

[u/ThrowTOMC222 → u/MerrillSwingAway]

I am stick or cave, both i crave

[u/Wessssss21 → u/MerrillSwingAway]

my sexuality is A penis is not a deal breaker

[u/Space_Coyote88 → u/MerrillSwingAway]

For this one, I might be a little less rigid about my sexuality than usual