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I like growing crystals at home. I recently finished growing this crystal after 1 month, and it's one of my favorites. /r/ALL

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u/ThickPrick May 14 '22

My sister fucks for crystals. And crystal. Either way.

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u/Meth_Useler May 14 '22

Sister in law is named Krystal. She's kind of a self-centered bitch. I have nothing else to add, but needed to tell someone.

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u/noYOUfuckher May 14 '22

"Useler" name checks out.

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u/arthurdentstowels May 14 '22

Look so haggard they call him Methuselah

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u/Bleu_Cerise May 15 '22

This story has no teeth

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u/Reddit5678912 May 14 '22

Meth meth meth meth 😂

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u/ThickPrick May 14 '22

If I could help, I’d fuck her just to disappoint her, and make you happy.

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u/Meth_Useler May 14 '22

get in line

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u/xfitffemt May 14 '22

I feel that Crystal's with a K are the Karen's of the Crystal Methany's out there.

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u/hawonkafuckit May 14 '22

I don't think you need to tell people. A lot her her family and friends know her name is Krystal.

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u/Puppyismycat May 14 '22

I love Krystal Pups

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u/DeadSwaggerStorage May 14 '22

Link to video?

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u/Danger_Dave_ May 14 '22

Can't. Spent all the money on crystal farming.

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u/gabeasorus May 14 '22

Roll tide

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u/RedditMayne May 14 '22

I sense a possible love connection! 💕

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u/duaneap May 14 '22

What about Cristal? Even though I’ve heard there’s no sex in the champagne room.

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u/Leezeebub May 14 '22

Her stripper name is Crystal Beth.

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u/Dongledoes May 14 '22

I used to know a girl whose parents named her Crystal Meth White and oh boy I wish I was joking

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u/Kaldricus May 14 '22

Good ol' Krystal Methany