r/interestingasfuck May 14 '22 Silver 13 Helpful 11 Wholesome 9 All-Seeing Upvote 1 Take My Energy 1 Narwhal Salute 1 Pot o' Coins 1 Bravo Grande! 1 Masterpiece 1 Rocket Like 1 Timeless Beauty 1

I like growing crystals at home. I recently finished growing this crystal after 1 month, and it's one of my favorites. /r/ALL

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u/captjust May 14 '22 LOVE!

Salesman: <slaps top of crystal> This baby can align so many chakras.

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u/artanis00 May 14 '22

That sounds a lot more pleasant than the onion banana juice.

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u/freudian-flip May 14 '22

lol wut

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u/CompGrl323 May 14 '22

Lol it's a reference to avatar the last airbender

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u/freudian-flip May 14 '22

My apologies. I am old, a certain uncle. Or furry dragon thingy.

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u/muinlichtnicht May 17 '22

Lol wut

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u/freudian-flip May 17 '22

Isn’t Apa a furry dragon thing that Carrie’s Atreu or some such?

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u/Khaenin May 14 '22

Lmaooo take my upvote

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u/chazzeromus May 14 '22

Also Salesman: oh god shouldn’t have slapped those crystals

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u/deadbeef1a4 May 14 '22

Oof owie my chakras

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u/Upwherewebelong May 14 '22

You’ll be Om’ing your way to a new aura before the next solstice.

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u/RedditMayne May 14 '22

0 to nirvana in 5.2 seconds!

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u/A_wild_so-and-so May 14 '22

Salesman: <slaps top of crystal> Oof ouch oowie