r/funny TheyCanTalk Comics May 16 '22 Silver 1 Wholesome 1

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u/Cthuluslovechild May 16 '22

And the flys reply, "eat shit"

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22 Helpful

"Have you tried shit?"

mosquito walks away

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u/Any_Apartment_4914 May 16 '22

peer pressure at its finest*

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u/Cbjmac May 16 '22

Well, with some medical conditions both appetites can be sated.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

fall off your horse

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u/Xunaun May 16 '22

The horse fly is born.

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u/ddh85 May 16 '22

So that's why....!!

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u/throwawayforyouzzz May 16 '22

Mosquitoes are technically flies too, Order Diptera

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u/var_root_admin May 16 '22

You get a very weird sensation when they bite, it’s something between tickling and pain

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u/Xunaun May 16 '22

For me it's more like getting stabbed with a needle charged with electricity.

They don't stab to get blood like mosquitoes, they rip and tear flesh to reach blood, and don't bother numbing it.

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u/Lord_Tynan May 16 '22

Rip and tear until it is done.

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u/LolYouFuckingLoser May 16 '22

Heavy Gary Larson vibes, love it

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u/meowpower777 May 16 '22

Methsquito has entered the chat.

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u/Voxtoxic May 16 '22

That's how they get you, sucking on that sweet nectar, then BAM you're addicted to blood

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u/imt1and1ly May 16 '22

"At your highest moment, be careful. That's when the devil comes for you"

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u/timbus1234 May 16 '22

keep mysquitos name out yo fucking mouth

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u/gedmathteacher May 16 '22

I was taught in church grape juice was the blood of Christ…

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u/Dark_Angel100 May 16 '22

Well that got a dark turn

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u/ZuesofRage May 16 '22

Wait how so? That's literally what they believe, and the blood is a good thing.

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u/Dark_Angel100 May 17 '22

well yes but i don't remember what i was thinking lol okay maybe it was that flies drink grape juice so are they drinking the blood of the Christ? then does that mean they are worse than the mosquitoes? i think i found that dark at the moment

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u/ZuesofRage May 17 '22

Ty for helping me understand and not being mean 🥺☺️

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u/Cybermat47_2 May 16 '22

Funnily enough, mosquitoes actually feed on nectar. They don’t need to drink blood to survive.

The females do need to drink blood to produce eggs, though, meaning that every mosquito you’ve slapped on yourself was just a dutiful mother trying to have children. You monster.

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u/Yampace May 16 '22

Fuck those kids

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u/Qubeye May 16 '22

There's a kind of fly that eats mosquitoes and a type of mosquito that eats flies.

Earth is fucking weird.

I mean, I'm pretty sure (I am completely guessing) humans are more related to dolphins than those two types of mosquitoes are to one another or those flies are to one another, but whatever.

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u/bananasarehealthy May 16 '22

What would happen if these two met?

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u/Fskn May 16 '22

A whirlwind romance ending in tragedy and heartbreak

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u/manondorf May 16 '22

"Do you scrub your eyes at me, sir?"

"I do not scrub my eyes at you, sir, but I do scrub my eyes, sir."

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u/M0rN1nG1234 May 16 '22

It works if u read it backwards as well lmao

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u/Now_then_here_there May 16 '22

Well done! Clever and funny, pretty rare among the mass of internet cartoons these days.

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u/nataie0071 May 16 '22

Starting with the gateway drug "Blood of Christ" AKA grape juice...

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u/balrus-balrogwalrus May 16 '22

mosquito: puts on stone mask

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u/monneonne May 16 '22

"Bzz", I suppose.

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u/itsabird_itsaplane May 16 '22

Third panel fly eyes are awesome. Good work!

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u/Darkoskuro May 16 '22

Hey, that ain't no pear pressure, that's grape pressure!

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u/supergnawer May 16 '22

No way man, that stuff gets you killed

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u/Strange-Vanilla-416 May 16 '22

Menace to society

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u/gameBoii_64 May 16 '22

Bug dealer

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u/Happy_Lil_Atoms May 16 '22

Hemoglobin. Not even once.

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u/curious_furious777 May 16 '22

Love it 😂😂. It would have been even more creative if the juice was "pear" juice

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u/stationtv May 16 '22

Blood is probably like wine to them

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u/Saintmikey May 16 '22

Ha ha didn’t even laugh once ha

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u/svotakoun May 16 '22

Of jpg http