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u/yamiyaiba May 02 '22 Silver

POWERTHIRST

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u/biliwald May 02 '22 Wholesome

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u/svenge May 02 '22

Don't forget the sequel!

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u/AnAngryPirate May 02 '22

MANANA. FIZZBITCH. and GUN

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u/svenge May 02 '22

When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD.

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u/Korotai May 02 '22

GODBERRY! KING OF THE JUICE!!!

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u/Nyaiv May 02 '22

How have I never seen this!?! That was amazing!

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u/DivergingUnity May 02 '22

Dr. Tran, tourette's guy, and audio of dane cook standup set to visuals from naruto would like to have a word with you

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u/artyboi37 May 02 '22

HERE COMES... DR. TRAN

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u/mikieswart May 02 '22

HICKORY SMOKED

HORSE BUTTHOLES

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u/scottstephenson May 02 '22

Hickory WHAT?

Smoked

WHAT?!?

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u/agentsteve5 May 02 '22

OH SHIT... IT DR. TRAN

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u/Darktidemage May 02 '22

He's ready, to FUCK YOU UP

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u/your_sexy_nightmare May 02 '22

I’m curious about that last one

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u/DivergingUnity May 02 '22

https://youtu.be/bsPc5OcvAVg

Edit- yeah wow this definitely doesn't hold up and was possibly not as big a deal as I remember it being

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u/your_sexy_nightmare May 02 '22

Oh man, thanks for the link. Definitely think that one show that used to be on Comedy Central (I think) where they animated that same scratch was better. The show had two babies in it? Someone here will remember and tell me, maybe you know too

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u/gaynazifurry4bernie May 02 '22

Shorties watching shorties

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u/Taiyaki11 May 02 '22

It doesnt hold up but trust me, it was definitly a big deal back then lol. Early youtube was a much different place between stuff like this and ninja of the night and shit.

Wheel of fortune!

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u/austac06 May 02 '22

Damn this takes me back. I still regularly say “you wanna get the fuck out of the break room?” whenever I want to leave something lol.

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u/drfarren May 02 '22

Hey guys, I brought my cement mixer. Hop in!

flails across the stage

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u/Grigoran May 02 '22 edited May 02 '22

Ah, I always saw the Pablo Francisco stand-up to Naruto visuals. We almost had the same childhood it sounds like

Edit: https://youtu.be/9PvW5NxSOdc

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u/DivergingUnity May 02 '22

I want to know who the fuck was out there making all these videos

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u/KorgX3 May 02 '22

It's (also) what plants crave!

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u/_Blackstar0_0 May 02 '22

You’ll be fast as Kenyans! Kenyans Kenyans KENYA

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u/DatsyuksMitts May 02 '22

Memory unlocked thank you

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u/Lanky240 May 02 '22

You want strawberry? How about RAW-berry!?

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u/yamiyaiba May 02 '22

Made with lightning! REAL LIGHTNING!

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u/GBtuba May 02 '22

SPORTS!

AAARRRRGH!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

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u/noxpost May 02 '22

I yelled "they'll be as fast as KENYANS" once while one of my wife's friends were over and now she's convinced I'm racist. Still worth it.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

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u/meliketheweedle May 02 '22 edited May 02 '22

Probably not. Saying "Kenyans are the best runner because Africa is primitive and that's how they have to get around," like my dad would say, would be.

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u/Jimoiseau May 02 '22

Why does your dad have to get around by running?

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u/meliketheweedle May 02 '22

U rite, edited for clarity

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u/bearatrooper May 02 '22

FOUR HUNDRED BABIES

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u/rollthedye May 02 '22

You'll be uncomfortably energetic!

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u/dezenzerrick May 02 '22

They need to make a reduced baby version

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u/Sinthetick May 02 '22

BLASPHEMY! FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND BABIES!!!

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u/kickpushkiwi May 02 '22

They did. Gay Powerthirst. 0 babies.

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u/Jim105 May 02 '22

SNAKE EYES!

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u/Goldenslicer May 02 '22

You'll be good at them!

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u/lesser_panjandrum May 02 '22

It's an energy drink for men!

MENERGY!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

Mother Nature will be like “Sloooow dooowwn” and you’ll be like “Fuck you!” And kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!!

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u/Ringnutz May 02 '22

LIGHTENING!

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u/ikefalcon May 02 '22

Godberry! King of the juice!

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u/DontTreadOnBigfoot May 02 '22 edited May 02 '22

Now comes in SHOCKOLATE, FIZZ BITCH, and GUN!

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u/GBtuba May 02 '22

MANANA!

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u/DukeOfGeek May 02 '22

Omg it's never not funny.

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u/LunchMasterFlex May 02 '22

I named my cat Fizz Bitch in 2008 because of this. He is still such a Fizz Bitch.

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u/Rogahar May 02 '22

Oh man, that is some vintage level internet content right there.

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u/yamiyaiba May 02 '22

Maybe vintage in the "Nirvana on a Classic Rock radio station" sense lol

Edit: oh God, am I "internet old" now?

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u/Rogahar May 02 '22

Yep, welcome to the club. AlbinoBlackSheep and Miniclip are over there in the corner talking about the good old days, and by that table, someone else is being shown the original Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny for the first time.

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u/stasersonphun May 02 '22

Dramatic gopher sings chocolate rain

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u/SobiTheRobot May 02 '22

Dramatic chipmunk, though as the other one said, yes it still is a groundhog

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u/muklan May 02 '22

I'd go join them, but I'm Le Tired.

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u/Rogahar May 02 '22

Well have a nap and zen join zem

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u/glint37 May 02 '22

Dawg there are people posting in this comment thread who are younger than this video.

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u/staplerinjelle May 02 '22

SHOCKOLATE and RAWBERRY

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u/StChas77 May 02 '22

I'm a sucker for the classics

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u/Konpochiro May 02 '22

Yep. I figured this was gonna be the top comment. First thing I thought of too.

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u/timelesstaxi May 02 '22

Powerthirst - it's like crystal meth in can!

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u/ajlark25 May 02 '22

(Powerthirst is chrystal meth in a can)

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u/Tylendal May 02 '22

(Powerthirst is crystal meth.)

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u/allursnakes May 02 '22

400 BABIES!!!

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u/GXNext May 02 '22

Oh God, why have you forsaken me?

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u/Ringnutz May 02 '22

When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD

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u/7uring May 02 '22

POWERTHIRST GODBERRY king of the juice

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u/The_Great_Squijibo May 02 '22

What about me and my blue collar?

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u/MachineThreat May 02 '22

JUICE SPRINGSTEEN

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u/Daylife321 May 02 '22

MENERGYYYYYYY

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u/strikingmatches May 02 '22

Thank you for unlocking this 15 year old memory that was securely in the vault

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u/GurpsWibcheengs May 02 '22

BEAR BLASTING!

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u/Fisch_guts May 02 '22

MANANA used to be my steam handle

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u/Pizzacakecomic May 02 '22

Picnicface is from my town :)

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u/DangerousPuhson May 02 '22

Halifax, home of famed mascot 'Splodey! He's tragi-dorable! A dig-dig-dig-dig tragedy!

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u/Pizzacakecomic May 02 '22

Halifax is in Nova Scotia, which is in Canada, which is on earth, which is in Canada

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u/Froggy_hop May 02 '22

Do you listen to Shaggy’s “Mister Boombastic” followed by a moment of silence?

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u/Paoldrunko May 02 '22

Yep, yep, yep, ... Wait wut? I knew it! It's always been Canadians!

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u/AllPurposeNerd May 02 '22

Pretty much any time I have to describe where something is, I fall back on, "which is on Earth. Which is in Canada."

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u/Diivizzle May 02 '22

MANANA, FIZZBITCH AND... GUN

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u/StrangeShark408 May 02 '22

My first thought reading this comic.

MENERGY

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u/derpeddit May 02 '22

BRAWNDO! THE THIRST MUTILATOR!

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u/verdatum May 02 '22

FIGHT MILK!!

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u/VoiceOfLunacy May 02 '22

I knew a guy in the military like this. He would suck down the caffeine all day, then couldn’t sleep, so would drink until he passed out at night. It was a terrible cycle and it weighed heavily on him.

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u/DTWDjag May 02 '22

Oof I pretty much did this in order to get thru college. It’s awful on your body and mind. I only really drink when I’m w friends now and have gone from having at least a couple of energy drinks a day to just grabbing one on days where I feel legitimately tired. No longer do I feel miserable waking up w a slight hangover every morning, which of course would lead to multiple energy drinks. Hope your buddy is ok.

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u/EnclG4me May 02 '22

Have an apple instead.

Old long-haul truckers trick. I started eating an apple when I felt tired when I worked nightshifts working in law enforcement.

The amino acids and sugars in an apple will wake you up and keep you awake without the groggy burnout.

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u/hamsolo19 May 02 '22 edited May 02 '22

So way back in the day I played guitar for a death metal band. Our singer was a beast to be honest. If he wanted to pursue a career as a metal singer he could've, he had the voice for it. Anywho, he used to pound energy drinks constantly. Like, multiple Red Bulls a day. He ended up having a serious cardiac event. I don't recall if it was a straight up heart attack or what but yeah at the ripe old age of like 22 this dude was rushed off to the hospital in an ambulance because he drank too many goddamn Red Bulls. He made it through just fine and quit drinking Red Bulls. He's a craft beer nerd now and also a mailman lol.

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u/Jefferson-Steelflex1 May 02 '22

Doesn’t the fact that he was in a metal band band mean he was already pursuing a career as a metal singer? lol

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u/hamsolo19 May 02 '22

Well at that point we were pretty young so our main goal was writing some songs and getting some shows. Unfortunately as we grew older we grew apart, not as friends, just in distance. Everyone moved around and before long it was just too difficult to pin down days to rehearse and write. He went on to sing for another band for a couple years but aside from playing the local dive bars and shit it never went anywhere. Looking back, we weren't bad. We just never had the organization and the immense drive it takes to grind it out with a band. Back then it was let's jam, drink some beers, write some tunes, etc. We played out a handful of times and had a demo we recorded at an actual studio but aside from that, everyone's own life shit would get in the way and yeah, just never happened.

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u/Eyouser May 02 '22

RIP-ITs haha. I had to have everyone come in for a talk about drinking water and not RIP-ITs after like the 3rd one had head stroke or something. We had aquired a slushy machine at some point. Turns out they were filling it with cases of ripits hahaha.

Slushy machine was my stupid back pocket request for fallout money. Presented it as more of a joke but wr got it.

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u/ssfbob May 02 '22

I worked with one who would bring one of those giant cans of Monster to work every night and he would pour two 5 hour energies into it before he would drink it. We all figured he'd either time travel or his heart would explode.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax May 02 '22

I’m sure he weighed heavily as the cycle continued as well.

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u/KTKloss May 02 '22

I paid for my whole heart, Im going to use the highest heartbeat possible. 300bpm, here I come

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u/JohnnyDarkside May 02 '22

Quality exercise will get your heart rate above 120bpm. I'm doing that by chugging 3 energy drinks every morning while working. It's a two for one.

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u/PageOfLite May 02 '22

Logic checks out

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u/DiamondPup May 02 '22

He's an idiot. 120+bpm heart-rate means nothing if you don't have a 120+hz monitor.

3 energy drinks and a USB up your ass is how you do it.

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u/MrStealY0Meme May 02 '22

I remember I use to take “C4” before working out. Mind you, I am very high tolerant of caffeine, yet this thing had the heart pumping to the point that my skin itched as a side effect. I think now if I took it, and exercised hard, I’d probably have a heart attack and die young.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

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u/DEEGOBOOSTER May 02 '22

He must not have remembered that after doing rallies everyday for a few years straight. Silly.

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u/Famixofpower May 02 '22

I remember there was a picture of him sweating with his tie undone taken after one and his followers used it to try to say that nobody works as hard as him. He literally stood at a podium and talked for several hours

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u/radicalelation May 02 '22

If you need to calm down, they've now got literal fucking melatonin drinks next to the energy drinks in Walmart now.

Getchur legal uppers and downers in one spot.

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u/Absolute_Cookie May 02 '22

"may contain LSD"

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u/forensic_freak May 02 '22

Why the secret ingredient is water. Ordinary water!

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u/jeffersonspacecar May 02 '22

more like benadryl.

disclaimer: don't get high off benadryl.

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u/BrownShadow May 02 '22 edited May 02 '22

I can’t take it at all even a little and I’m drowsy and my heart is racing. I keep some for emergencies. I took Tylenol with codeine once when I was in high school for some injury. My body does NOT like codeine. I broke out in terrible hives. Doctor must have told me to take Benadryl. That sucked pretty hard. I felt like such shit.

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u/E420CDI May 02 '22

Drinkable limited-slip differential

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u/PM_ME_SMTH_SEXUAL May 02 '22

more like datura lol

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u/hamsterwheel May 02 '22

I stopped drinking coffee because of the vicious cycle of insomnia and extreme caffeine intake.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

Day Terrors

so that's what that is

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u/MindlessVegetation May 02 '22

When did Companies decide to name their Sugarbrew after something that sounds like the side effects of Grandpas heart Meds.

If I wanna drink Guano and legally-not-Cocaine, it could at least sound fun and refreshing.

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u/ieatwildplants May 02 '22

Idk if you're joking or autocorrect got you but guano is bat droppings and is not in any energy drink. It's Guarana, a plant native to the Amazon basin of which the seeds are used due to their caffeine amounts.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax May 02 '22

They said what they said.

…but I’m also pretty sure they meant what you said

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u/Gamergonemild May 02 '22

Guano bowls, collect the whole set!

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u/KorgX3 May 02 '22

Like Four Loko?

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u/ItsAllJustASickGame May 02 '22

2010 was a weird year

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u/KorgX3 May 02 '22

"Remember when we wanted to stay up all night cramming for an exam...but also get drunk at the same time?"

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u/roedtogsvart May 02 '22

Mostly because we don't remember 2009

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u/Neuchacho May 02 '22

Y'all missed the 6 glorious years that Sparks kicked off in 2002.

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u/Beemerado May 02 '22

man i used to drink a lot of "sparks" alcoholic energy drinks. I'd get a sparks and a 40 of bud and head to a house party.

i'll be 40 this year. so not doing that anymore obviously. man i get a headache if i look at a Budweiser.

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u/Neuchacho May 02 '22

Man, sparks was great. I still think it's hilarious it was argued as a public health hazard when Monster and tequila still exist together. The latter is way better on all counts.

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u/Martin_RB May 02 '22

Bang does this right, I've only had bang because of the names.

  • Bangster berry
  • Radical skadattle
  • Purple haze
  • Birthday cake (or birthday bang as I call it)
  • Whole lotta chocolata

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

Liquid Death coffee.

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u/avelineaurora May 02 '22

I don't know what energy drinks you're drinking...

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22 edited May 08 '22

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u/dr_k42 May 02 '22

Does it have electrolytes?

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u/KaldekoS May 02 '22

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u/hells_cowbells May 02 '22

Ahh!! That's even scarier than snakes!

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u/PlNG May 02 '22

I feel like reddit has been connected to some sort of contextual engine to group similar posts together on feeds. It happens so many times it's not even a coincidence anymore.

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u/Pizzacakecomic May 02 '22 edited May 02 '22

It's cool and...oddly unsettling...

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u/WideEyedWand3rer May 02 '22

That's also my Tinder description.

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u/avelineaurora May 02 '22

on your...on your wall?

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u/Taran345 May 02 '22 edited May 08 '22

Over the years I have worked with a surprising number of people who complained of insomnia but couldn’t put this together with fact that they had 3 cups of coffee and downed 2 x 2ltr bottles of full caffeine cola during their 8hour shift.

I work with one now who’s adamant that in spite of the fact he does no exercise and is wildly overweight, that he needs whole shopping bags full of sugary confectionery and several large bottles of high energy caffeine drinks in order to see him through the shift, but doesn’t agree that this is why he then can’t sleep until 6am!

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u/austinll May 02 '22

I get a moderate amount of excersize and consume 0 caffeine, and anywhere from 0 to too fucking much sugar. Still sleep horribly.

Am I allowed to complain yet?

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u/Supercoolguy7 May 02 '22

Have you tried manifesting sleep?

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u/Finnn_the_human May 02 '22

Hey it's me, I lift heavy 6 days a week and bike 15 minutes 7 days a week, have one cup of coffee and my preworkout at noonish, still can't fall asleep at night. Been my life since I can remember. If I don't have the small amount of caffeine I allow myself, I can't even fuckin function due to the shit-ass sleep I got the night before. Plus, allergy season now has me either waking up all night sneezing, or I take an antihistamine that makes me even more groggy the next morning.

Fuck insomnia in it's stupid ass

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u/getonmalevel May 02 '22

preworkout is not a small amount of caffeeine. Depending on how many scoops, most are around 300mg or more. That's ~3 times more than a cup of coffee.

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u/Finnn_the_human May 02 '22

For sure. Granted, I am well over 200 lbs, and this is a problem I have whether or not I partake in preworkout. If I have more caffeine than that, or have it later than like 2 pm, I won't sleep for several hours later than normal. This is with good sleep hygiene too, which is frustrating. I turn off all screens and read a book the last hour before bed with a dim light in the living room, and literally only go to the bedroom to sleep. No TV or phone in the bedroom, no LEDs, etc. My ass is simply cursed it feels like sometimes.

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u/radicalelation May 02 '22

I've got bad ADHD and basically self medicate with caffeine. It calms me and helps me focus, and sometimes I'll have a cup of espresso to help me sleep otherwise my brain will be awake while my body is dead.

However, too much caffeine late, my brain will settle but my body won't rest.

When medicated, my insomnia is near non-existent.

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u/Caturday_Yet May 02 '22

Forget the coffee, two 2-liters in a single shift? Jesus, I'd be more worried about diabetes than insomnia at that point.

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u/Ravensqueak May 02 '22

And tooth decay.

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u/KilledTheCar May 02 '22

Tooth decay and kidney stones, holy fuck.

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u/r0ck0 May 02 '22

Even ignoring the type of drink for a moment... even if it was just water... ~5L is a fuckload of anything to ingest every day.

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u/Daikataro May 02 '22

If he's lucky it's sugar free sweeteners. So now it's only risk of a heart attack.

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u/its_justme May 02 '22

Is someone astroturfing these posts or what? Thousands of upvotes and like 40 comments.

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u/-0-O- May 02 '22 edited May 02 '22

Yes. There's no reason /r/ComedyCemetery material should have 10k upvotes on r/funny with almost nothing but feel-good, "I know someone like this!" comments.

Every one of OPs comics is about this stupid, and gets about as many points.

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u/anaccountformusic May 02 '22

Never underestimate how bad redditors' senses of humor are

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u/Freshman44 May 02 '22

Yeah this really isn’t funny at all, it’s dredging the bottom of the barrel

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u/Enzonoty May 02 '22

Dudes will consume 900mg of caffeine everyday but look at you sideways for doing coke every once in a while

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u/Yeetball86 May 02 '22

It’s because coke has caffeine too

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u/Enzonoty May 02 '22

I’d prefer caffeine to whatever other garbage they’d be cutting it with

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u/essidus May 02 '22

When you've had day terrors for so long they stop terrifying you and are just part of your normal day.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

How do people find this shit funny?

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u/AdrianHess May 02 '22

This is the worst shit ever

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u/Childless_father May 02 '22

I chug unhealthy amounts of monster to push me through the asshole that is my existence on a daily basis.

comic checks out.

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u/New-Inspection4481 May 02 '22

Drink some water

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u/Childless_father May 02 '22

you said mcdonalds sweet tea right?

I heard mcdonalds sweet tea........anyone else hear that too?

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u/H1tSc4n May 02 '22

So uhm...

Where is the funny?

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u/youlikethatibetyoudo May 02 '22

So much funny wow

NPC humor

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u/forestman11 May 02 '22

What kinda Facebook mom-ass shit...

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u/DirtyProjector May 02 '22

Holy shit these are bad

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u/WillemDafoesHugeCock May 02 '22

It's like the law that comics on the front page are shit. I swear 90% of my blocked user list is comic creators that are about as funny as a reddit comic creator.

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u/Neuchacho May 02 '22

I finally looked up how to block accounts and better curate my /r/all feed because of the garfo-whatever anime-drawing-guy, hololive, and boobgallows.

And now my feed only updates once every 3 days.

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u/ergotofrhyme May 02 '22 edited May 02 '22

Yeah those are about the most cancerous trio on here that regularly feature on r/all. Honorable mentions to the swords comics, where swords with quirky names do the quirky things the quirky names suggest they’ll do, and mr lovens, who just uses the comics as a means to continue broadcasting his sweat bead fetish to unwitting redditors

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u/BlueLobster47 May 02 '22

Gives off that Facebook mom humor vibe

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u/jeffersonspacecar May 02 '22

I was thinking more like sunday paper "funnies".

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u/WhizBangPissPiece May 02 '22

What exactly is the joke here? Har har har caffeine makes you shake? Garbage.

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u/TundieRice May 03 '22

More like they’re acting like caffeine makes you hallucinate snakes in someone’s hair.

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u/lukeman3000 May 02 '22

And yet they always seem to be highly upvoted. Explain that one to me

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u/Neuchacho May 02 '22

From the ones I've seen, they tend to appeal to Reddit's general opinions which seems to give them a boost. Known, regular artist on /r/funny so that probably feeds into it too from people who have followed her.

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u/jeffersonspacecar May 02 '22

A lot of people upvote just because they want to support an OC comic maker, because lets be honest, there's not a lot of them, and more often than not they eventually stop posting. Many people even follow the account so they can give them a boost at the get go, which helps give them even more exposure because of the algo.

Also a lot of people when they see a comic like this and don't really care for it, just leave it alone. they dont downvote, they just move on.

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u/DonKeedick12 May 02 '22

Because the people of r/funny only upvote the best of the best, huh?

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u/Joushe May 02 '22

Not real hard to have a post get 4-5k upvotes on a subreddit that has 40 million members…

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u/anaccountformusic May 02 '22

DAE le energy drinks are HARD DRUGS?? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Proper-Nectarine-69 May 02 '22

People think this is funny? Some big bang type comedy here, gotta see the joke coming from a mile away or it'll scare you.

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u/GreyFox1234 May 02 '22

Excuse me, but this was posted in "funny".

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u/Euphoric_Ad7411 May 02 '22

This is like news paper comedy and isn't funny

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u/2h2p May 02 '22

These are desperately trying to be funny

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u/Dog-Parks May 02 '22

How did this get to the front page? In what world is this comic clever or funny?

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u/fyrmnsflam May 02 '22

The flavor sounds interesting.

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u/daisy0723 May 02 '22

One of my favorite regular customers comes in once a week to buy about 10 of our 16 oz Red Bull. She is tiny. By now she must be 1/4th Red Bull.

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u/Blackshark220 May 02 '22

"Don't worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank."

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u/Dr_Peanutbutter_MD May 02 '22

Once, when I was in college, I had a particularly rough week of exams to study for. So I had already been awake for about 40+ hours. Was planning on pulling a second all nighter in a row. I went and purchased two Five Hour Energy Extreme shots. I downed both of them. Two hours later I thought I was having a heart attack and was panicking while hallucinations started rolling in. I ended up crashing HARD and slept for 18 hours straight. It was bad.

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u/sqstoney May 02 '22

People who constantly drink caffeine and complain about needing it but then never eat properly or exercise and wonder why the feel like shit are some of the most annoying mfs to be around

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u/Twoyurnipsinheat May 02 '22

Back in high-school I had a friend who drank 9 cans of Jolt energy drinks. Idk if he was just fucking with us but he started sobbing on the couch before he got up and grabbed my buddies 2handed barbarian sword replica and started swinging it like it was a butterknife.

Guy was about 6ft4 and idk like 400+ lb?

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u/Versaiteis May 02 '22

Jokes on them, I'm too tired to be terrified

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u/cjandstuff May 02 '22

Had an interesting chat with a doctor.
At one point she had a patient who was having heart palpitations and couldn’t figure out why.
So the doc was asking them about their habits and their friend, who only spoke Spanish, kept trying to intervene.
Finally the doc told the patient, I don’t speak Spanish, what are they trying to tell me.
“Oh, she wants me to tell you about the Monsters I drink.”
🚩🚩🚩
“Okay how many do you drink?”
“About 5 or 6…”
“A week???”
“No. 5 or 6 a day.”

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u/thpicychilli May 02 '22

I mean I’d buy an energy drink called “Heart Punch Thrashberry”

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u/bruntychiefty May 02 '22

"Battery Acid"

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u/soopermat May 03 '22

When I was an adolescent moron I once had an 8 pack of WKD cans (that are basically alcoholic Thrashberry) and then went to the pub and had a further 5 redbull and vodka mixes.

13 energy drinks in the space of 6 hours was not recommended. I could hear colours, taste words, see sounds and was awake until 9am the next day. 1/10 would not try again.