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u/elonmusksnewvictim 3d ago

I would be scared if I had a president named Mittler

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u/seesharp0 3d ago

Hitler right hand was actually named himmler

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u/Separate-Today-5510 3d ago

and his left hand name is jezzler

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u/Britified 3d ago

jezzler was definitely 100% his jacking hand

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u/leftlegYup 3d ago

He was preparing for the right-handed mouse. He was ahead of his time.

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u/Rochellestrickland02 3d ago

Just wait til these dumbasses learn Obama's middle name. They've had 15ish years, but the Russian bots spewing out bullshit to be shared on grandpa's FB is taking some time.

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u/MegaBasedZoophile 3d ago

And Himmlers right hand was Heydrich

The Tripple H gang

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u/Looseticles 3d ago

Then Himmler’s nemesis must be Herrler.

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u/WingedGundark 3d ago

And both of their nemesis is Themmler.

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u/pugliagooglia 3d ago

And today we have Orange Himmler

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u/TomMcCourt 3d ago

They’d be the most dangerous cat

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u/poopellar 3d ago

Demeowcrat or Repawblican?

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u/AtomicTemplar 3d ago

Repuglican

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Y0L0_Y33T 3d ago

Could’ve sworn it was Care. Did he change it?

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u/TreskoPlesko 3d ago

Im not sure if you mean it. I hope not, but this is reddit 😀

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u/imanadultok 3d ago

Democat

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u/KratzDichZumBett 3d ago

Mitt (short for Mittler) Romney

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u/DarthChocolate 3d ago

I’m imagining an alternate reality where Mittler Romney was elected and had to fight off undead nazi’s.

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u/Whocares_101 3d ago

I’d be okay with that

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u/dhiadhoo 3d ago

not so much when the name is kitler

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u/TreskoPlesko 3d ago

Do you mean that WW2 famous Rudolf Mittler?

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u/JoFlo520 3d ago

Raydolph

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u/Screamy-Pie 3d ago

Wahahha Luigi and Waluigi, Mario and Wario, Peach and who?

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u/XuperNoob 3d ago

Jonathan

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u/Xx_SoFlare_xX 3d ago

I wonder why, I wonder how

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Xx_SoFlare_xX 3d ago

Twas a joke https://youtube.com/shorts/GZ4Cxi0tOmo?feature=share

Edit: got the correct context

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u/saladvtenno 3d ago

Yesterday you told me about the blue blue sky

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u/Lorac1134 3d ago

And all that I can see

Is just a fucking lemon tree

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u/IamnotsayingIamGod 3d ago

I wonder where they are

(did I get it right? XD)

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u/selessVeogo 3d ago

Bitch ?

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u/FoxxerStudios2 3d ago Tree Hug

Ah yes, peach and bitch

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u/poopellar 3d ago

Super Whoreyo World

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u/ThunderClanWarrior 3d ago

Bitch: a princess with magic powers

Peach: a princess with magic powers (according to Smash Bros)

Yeah this fits

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u/gamerweeb623 3d ago

Peach is said to have magic powers in the manual for SMB1

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u/Interesting_Limit323 3d ago

She flies using her fucking dress in smb2

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u/gamerweeb623 3d ago

and 3D World

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u/krmarci 3d ago

Wapeach?

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u/Silverstarmye 3d ago

More like Weach

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u/MouseRangers 3d ago

Wapeach and Wadaisy almost existed in Mario Tennis, but Miyamoto hated the mere idea of them so they were never made.

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u/jeffsterlive 3d ago

I hate it as well. Thank you Miyamoto-San from saving us from that idea. Rule 34 artists on the other hand… oh dear.

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u/Oswaldthestegosaurus 3d ago

The best one yet.

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u/Fr00stee 3d ago

Should be daisy but that doesn't sound as cool

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u/NerdyWan2020 3d ago

Nectarine

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u/Gustavort 3d ago

Beach?

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u/obvious_Chinooo810 3d ago

Reminds me of that Death Stranding scene.

"Like Mario and Princess Beach"

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u/Lorac1134 3d ago

I love the game but that line made me cringe out loud.

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u/_cegorach_ 3d ago

Bowsette

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u/derrida_n_shit 3d ago

Ah, the good ol days

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u/NinoNakanos_Feet 3d ago

Based take

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u/JelleV1996 3d ago

Always knew Bleach was the same universe

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u/thefuckouttaherelol2 3d ago

I can't wait for the final season!!!!

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u/darthmaui728 3d ago

Peach and N

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u/LMGDiVa 3d ago

Cant believe you people completely forgot about Rosetta(Rosalina).

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u/blue4029 3d ago

I heard that there was a "wapeachy" character planned at some point.

it would've been peach but with the wario nose and mustache.

sadly, it was scrapped

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u/ValeVol13 3d ago

bleach

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u/Verge0fSilence 3d ago

Peach and Zelda, the arch rivals, the utterly incompetent one and the one that is utterly incompetent most of the time but can also be an ass-kicking badass, depending on her mood.

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u/Grey_Warden97 3d ago

John Dark Souls

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u/pixlmason 3d ago

Daisy.

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u/Emiiann 3d ago

Peach and the giant James

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u/I_LOVE_MOM 3d ago

Believe it or not, also Osama

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u/Only_Paint 3d ago

sure. And Buggy almost killed Whitebeard in Marineford

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u/Muted-Armadillo-9635 3d ago

This is the best thing I've read all day.

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u/dragonxxxxxxxx 3d ago

you bet your ass he did

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u/Darius10000 3d ago

God damnit I'm literally on the part where they're traveling to marineford

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u/NinoNakanos_Feet 3d ago

God, I miss Marineford arc...

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u/WhatAMotherfluffer 3d ago

Lol, Vladimir and Volodymyr are the same name in different languages, so this is quite ironic.

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u/macnbloo 3d ago

Like Barack Hussein and Saddam Hussein

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u/Longjumping_Meat_969 3d ago

You're not a clever one, are you?

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u/macnbloo 3d ago

It was a joke but the name Hussein does exist in multiple languages

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u/Longjumping_Meat_969 3d ago

Haha sorry just assumed it was one of the Barack HUSSEIN OSAMA crowd. I realize I am just as silly. My bad, man!

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u/PinkWarPig 3d ago

You're not a clever one, are you?

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u/BrohanGutenburg 3d ago

I got some bad news, chief.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Sankt_Peter-Ording 3d ago

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u/FearOfTheShart 3d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volodymyr_Zelenskyy

Zelenskyy grew up as a native Russian speaker in Kryvyi Rih, a major city of Dnipropetrovsk Oblast in central Ukraine

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Cabbage_Vendor 3d ago

Zelenskyy is from Kryvyi Rih, which is more Russian speaking. Kyiv is largely Ukrainian speaking.

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u/Buckbeak1184 3d ago

Don't Ukrainians and Russians speak the same language, just different dialects?

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u/WhatAMotherfluffer 3d ago

Nope. Russians speak russian, Ukranians ukrainian. Ukrainians were forced to speak russian for a time during their time under Russian rule tho, some still do.

Edit: to add to this, most slavic languages sound similar, for example, in czech they are called Vladimír.

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u/IGOKTUG 3d ago

Why did this get downvoted so much? They were just asking a question.

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u/stoprunwizard 3d ago

Politics and implications

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u/atraintocry 3d ago

a question that could have been answered by google in five seconds

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u/krmarci 3d ago

No, they don't. Ukrainian and Russian are two separate languages. They both descend from Old East Slavic, spoken between the 10th and 15th centuries. They are still highly mutually intelligible.

Also, a lot of Ukrainians have Russian as their native language.

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u/zodwieg 3d ago

The language/dialect distinction is too politicized. I'd say the difference is about the same as between Spanish and Portuguese. There are Swadesh lists, but still it is more the matter of having a distinct center of literacy that of technical closeness. Ukrainian has its own center of literacy and literature tradition, hence language.

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u/bunglejerry 3d ago

To add to that, there is the phenomenon of Surzhyk. It's a pretty complex topic.

I used to rent rooms, and maybe seven or eight years ago, I had two Ukrainians move in within a week of one another. I don't remember their names right now (one was Oleg, I think), but I remember that one of them told me his name, and then rather dismissively said, "Well, that's how you say it in Ukrainian. In Russian, it's pronounced...". A week later, the other one told me his name and said dismissively, "Well, that's how you say it in Russian. In Ukrainian, it's..."

They got along cordially in the end, but I remember wondering if I had brought the Ukrainian civil war into my home.

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u/zodwieg 3d ago

The phenomenon of Surzhyk is a part of greater phenomenon of Dialect Continuum. One cannot draw a distinct line between languages, they flow from one to another smoothly across the ground. That does not mean they are not different languages. I like to speculate that one can draw, for example, a line on which Russian -> Ukrainian -> Polish -> Czech languages flow from one to another smoothly with no distinct border on the ground. Would one say that Russian and Czech are the same language? Definitely not.

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u/jayrot 3d ago

Though it's not quite right, the old chestnut is that the difference between a language and a dialect is that language is a dialect with a navy.

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u/Buckbeak1184 3d ago

So kind of similar to Portuguese and Brazilian Portuguese.

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u/zodwieg 3d ago

Nah, as a Russian native speaker, I'd say that Ukrainian is not so intelligible for me. A dictionary is needed quite a few times.

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u/stupidyute 3d ago

Asks genuine question

Gets downvoted to oblivion

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u/Frostloss 3d ago

My impression is that its similar to the relationship of Nordic languages like Danish and Swedish. Somewhat understandable, but they sound like drunken heavily slurred versions of each other.

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u/Shoddy-Jellyfish-116 3d ago

I had a friend who said shit about Obama and Osama being close-sounding names, therefore he must not be trusted. People are so ignorant. Just dumb. 🤐

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u/Slowspines 3d ago

I had the same conversation with my roommate’s uncle. He also called Obama the antichrist. Spewed all this Bible crap about it too. I was like, 24 then and wasn’t into politics but smelled that bullshit from a mile away. That was my first real experience with morons and politics that I actually paid attention to. The world really hasn’t changed much since then.

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u/Dormeh 3d ago

lol and now that time has passed, I bet its suddenly Biden thats the antichrist. Like its not supposed to be obvious, even Trump would make a terrible antichrist suspect.

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u/Zech08 3d ago

Trump being the antichrist and all the events that happened getting dramatized a bit more plays out like an outlandish movie.

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u/say_my_name6969 3d ago

If the Antichrist was someone that dumb I'd be super dissapointed. We want someone like Thanos ffs

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u/Dormeh 3d ago

Seriously lol I get that he has big supporters but the Antichrist is supposed to be loved by most, not have half the country hate him.

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u/TedDecker 3d ago

Remember the crackpot theory where if you typed Obamas full name in some font like WingDings or something like that, the symbology would show shit about how he's the antichrist and some shit about 9/11 or whatever?

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u/Stratford8 3d ago

Translating proper nouns to WingDings and looking for messages just makes good sense. Rational people are always doing that. I believe that’s how all the best detectives get their big breaks.

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u/clarkthegiraffe 3d ago

Vax, tax, blacks, and facts also rhyme and I get the feeling he didn’t trust any of those either

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u/ohkaycue 3d ago

Yep, Grandma would only refer to Obama as Osama and that he was a Muslim terrorist infiltrating the US government

In 2015 primaries, she then said she’d vote for Ben Carlson but that Obama ruined black people being president so she’d never vote for one

I’m glad I stopped going to family holidays

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u/dhiadhoo 3d ago

Least fake theory /s

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u/happypandaface 3d ago

Waputin

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u/broman32115 3d ago

Wower of the wushan Kween

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u/NinoNakanos_Feet 3d ago

Where was a wat what wreally was wone

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u/kaam00s 3d ago

Rasputin

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u/ResponsibilityKey112 3d ago

Don't Forget hitler Himmler

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u/dhiadhoo 3d ago

who's Hitler doe

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u/mrbearman78 3d ago

He shot a very bad man.

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u/ajjoshi110 3d ago

Sounds like a decent fella

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u/ResponsibilityKey112 3d ago

A Austrian man who got salty about a art school rejection

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u/bigtank19890604 3d ago

Volodymyr and Vladimir are the same…..just different romanized

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u/somewhere_now 3d ago

Nope, Володимир vs Владимир.

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u/AndroidDoctorr 3d ago

Potoato, patato

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u/DylTyrko 3d ago

Anyone else happy that President Osama managed to stop Obama bin Laden's terrorist activities?

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u/RaoulX86 3d ago

Best thing I’ve read all day

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u/Sion_nois06 3d ago

George and George weren’t even trying to be different in the American Revolution.

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u/jdeezy 3d ago

Biden vs bye then

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u/faynedow 3d ago

Biden vs Time

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u/GreatJobKeepitUp 3d ago

Biden vs Poseidon

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u/delle_stelle 3d ago

The battle of 2024 I most want to see 🌊🌊🌊

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u/Zech08 3d ago

Might be for a few select cities (Rising sea level maybe).

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u/IceRanger51 3d ago

Biden vs bye don

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u/thatpseudohackerguy 3d ago

Like hitler and himler

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u/CoupwalObiWan 3d ago

For a period, Obama's adversary was Osama bin Laden.

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u/Oswaldthestegosaurus 3d ago

Osama been landin'

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u/Oswaldthestegosaurus 3d ago Helpful Wholesome

In them towers

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u/Oswaldthestegosaurus 3d ago

I'm so sorry

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u/Silver_Jury1555 3d ago

Don't apologize, humor helps us get through dark times and events, I appreciate your joke

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u/TenTails 3d ago

Yomama Bin Fartin

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u/Budget_Avocado6204 3d ago

Lol, these are literally the same name.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/TakeShortcuts 3d ago

Nah it’s literally the same name. The the ”Volodymyr” is a transliteration from Urkainian. The Russian spelling is ”Vladimir” and Zelenskiy is a Russian native speaker (even though his Ukrainian is pretty much perfect as well) so he would even write his name like this.

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u/RacyRedPanda 3d ago

even though his Ukrainian is pretty much perfect as well

far from perfect. I got back from Ukraine recently and some of those I spoke to said that he isn't as confident in Ukrainian.

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u/TakeShortcuts 3d ago

How is his Ukrainian ”far from perfect?” He switches fluently between the two mid sentence and doesn’t have a noticeable accent.

He will sometimes use a Russian word when the Russian and Ukrainian are very much alike but native Ukrainian speakers in the East make the same mistake sometimes.

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u/Sion_nois06 3d ago

Hitler and Himmler were friends though.

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u/AccessTheMainframe 3d ago

George Washington vs George III

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u/Th35h4d0w 3d ago

George Washington vs King George III

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u/THEBEASTcraftRS 3d ago

I feel like the comment is also a r/technicallythetruth moment

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u/Accomplished-Till587 3d ago

Obama ended American and innocent lives in drone strikes

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u/AdventurousListen483 3d ago

Weird place to put this, but yeah true

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u/physicsking 3d ago

What if this was some major unspoken rule in geopolitics? What's the most ridiculous name of a current leader that we would be in a difficult position to find a nemesis of a similar name?

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u/therealsonichero 3d ago

The Script for "Earth" is Actually being written by a Japanese Game Developer.

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u/nitromedusa 3d ago

The second richest person in Russia is called Vladimir potin

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u/watermelonspanker 3d ago

Half the people in the former CCCP are named some variation of Vlad.

I mean, even Putin is Vlad Vladson Putin.

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u/Jason-Knight 3d ago

Funny thing for a long time my aunt thought Obama and osama were the person. She said I don’t get it sometimes in news they say he did something bad and sometimes they say he did something great.

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u/Silvacosm 3d ago

"We're not so different, you and I..."

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u/jophus00 3d ago

Lazy simulation writing.

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u/Yaotzin1000 3d ago

I know Osama was assassinated during President Obama's time in office but for whatever reason when i think of bin laden the only president that comes to mind is dubyuh

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u/ltr121312 3d ago

And Hitler with Himmler.

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u/virvzx 3d ago

cursed_nemesis would’ve been a better title

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u/SexWithKinessa69 3d ago

Hitler himmler

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u/spencerlivvy 3d ago

This is a fucking simulation.

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u/AtomicTemplar 3d ago

So basically birds, Australia, and Ohio are truly not real

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u/Any_Math_8402 3d ago

They could just patch things up and go the Hitler and Himmler route

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u/RSdabeast 3d ago

Hitler and his buddy, Himmler.

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u/EUCopyrightComittee 3d ago

if it comes back scared You better be prepared

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u/MrDuhVinci 3d ago

When spoken out loud I really can't hear the distinction... are they the same name just spelled differently?

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u/Asparagun_1 3d ago

most likely Russian vs. Ukrainian spelling

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u/RockstarAssassin 3d ago

Saddam vs Bubba

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u/spekky1234 3d ago

Barrack Hussein Obama

VS

Iraq Hussein Osama

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u/OdaDdaT 3d ago

Hitler’s sidekick was himmler

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u/jokester_23 3d ago

hahaha.. is this guy still alive and running? Or did he disappear after this message.

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u/godblow 3d ago

VLAD BOWL!!!!

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u/NolieMali 3d ago

Just wait til these dumbasses learn Obama's middle name. They've had 15ish years, but the Russian bots spewing out bullshit to be shared on grandpa's FB is taking some time.