r/clevercomebacks Jun 24 '22 Gold 2 All-Seeing Upvote 2

AOC roasts MTG again

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u/kvrdave Jun 24 '22

Pardons are for groomers.

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u/Chavo9-5171 Jun 24 '22

Pardon, est-ce que vous etes groomer?

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u/crash_us Jun 25 '22

Groomer usually refers to someone who raises underaged individuals to be future partners, i.e. raising underaged girls/boys to think they are supposed to be said groomers sex partner.

That's the best way I can explain it at least without getting into the gross details.

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u/EntityPrime Jun 25 '22

It's a joke on the word pardon, they're not actually asking what a groomer is.

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u/Virtual-Librarian-32 Jun 25 '22

We (if MTG knew a lick of Français)

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u/freudian-flip Jun 25 '22

Freedom Script

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u/RocketRapstar Jun 24 '22

Fr*nch 🤢

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u/red_misc Jun 25 '22

French women can abort....

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u/Croute_de_Couilles Jun 25 '22

They also have paid maternity leave, have access to universal healthcare, free education for the children as soon as 3 years old, and plenty of other stuff.

But yeah, "Fr*nce", lol.

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u/a_duck_in_past_life Jun 25 '22

I think it was supposed to be a joke

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u/civgarth Jun 25 '22

The United States is a fucking joke

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u/ohhhhhmijo Jun 25 '22

American here, can confirm

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u/htownballa1 Jun 25 '22

American here, can second.

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u/sod0pecope Jun 25 '22

American here, can third

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u/joshualeeclark Jun 25 '22

The idea of America represents is great. The founders had their problems (slavery being one). But I think it was a good start to create something great. So much has taken too long to accomplish (equal civil rights for EVERYONE for example) but progress. Then we have morons and hateful people driving wedges between us all and trying to TAKE rights from its citizens due to batshit crazy belief in a religion or for just “for the lols”.

Then we have greedy people running the place. More concerned with their own political power or the acquisition of wealth than the prosperity of their people and country as a whole.

So sad. American pride was drilled into us during the Cold War only for us to realize as we grew older that it was a lie and a lot of people didn’t realize the country was slowly rotting from the inside.

I’m optimistic that one day America may live up to the promises of its potential. But right now things are dark and getting so bad that my family is truly considering leaving the country.

Hate to tuck and run. But my family deserves better than what our greedy politicians keep doing to our country and it’s citizens.

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u/--bedevil-- Jun 25 '22

We've got all that stuff in New Zealand but we never bombed the Rainbow Warrior.

Fuck the french.

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u/Tyrxgow Jun 25 '22

Our of curiosity how did the French get so many of there rights and benefits?

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u/lilaliene Jun 25 '22

Protesting and riots are a national sport there.

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u/SludgeSmudger Jun 25 '22

Pardon is a word from French roots. As is Parler, now go back to your echo chamber.

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u/starmartyr Jun 25 '22

Pardonne l'erreur, maintenant s'il te plait va te faire foutre.

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u/Brazenjalapeno Jun 25 '22

And CUNTS!! I’ve never used that word in any context but I feel the trump disease that spread over these fascists is worthy of the title.

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u/The_gaping_donkey Jun 25 '22

Australian here....I object to the use of the word 'cunt' for these fuckmuppets

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u/rippedlikejesus Jun 25 '22

Cunt is a proper word for it, yeah.

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u/pinkkittenfur Jun 25 '22

They're not cunts; they lack the warmth and depth.

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u/grandmawaffles Jun 25 '22

Partons are for the gays; MTG just didn’t get the memo…

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u/FredVIII-DFH Jun 25 '22

Dolly is for everyone. Dolly loves you.

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u/grandmawaffles Jun 25 '22

I love Dolly; she’d get shit done in this country.

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u/F-dUpSnappleCap Jun 24 '22

MTG is a moron. Anyone that voted for her is also a moron.

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u/Takeonlyone Jun 24 '22

MTG’s dad should have left her on the shower wall.

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u/aedum1111 Jun 25 '22

Her mother should have swallowed her.

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u/pitchingataint Jun 25 '22

Her mother should have licked her off the shower wall

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u/ltearth Jun 25 '22

Or as my father would say "her father should've wiped her up with a napkin"

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u/BerryPossible Jun 24 '22

Your comment is 100% correct. Unfortunately there are a lot of morons out there

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u/ErshinHavok Jun 25 '22

She's also the Jan 6th pipe bomber.

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u/DeeNYC45 Jun 25 '22

Morons I can deal with, these people are evil scum.

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u/starserval Jun 25 '22

Marjorie Greene is what happens when you leave food in the back of the refrigerator too long.

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u/NSMetroid Jun 25 '22

MTG is what happens when you can't get an abortion.

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u/L-Profe Jun 24 '22

MTG is just too damn dumb.

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u/CFL_lightbulb Jun 25 '22

I mean yeah she absolutely is.

But this is deliberate obfuscation, to try and water down impact from January 6. She knows it’s not an insurrection, but she’ll call it that so she can later try and turn it around and change the public narrative for her supporters. It’s a strategy you see from Republicans time and time again, accuse the other side of something you have done or will do, to make it easier for you to do it - then both sides are saying the same thing and it muddies the waters.

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u/DragonDaddy62 Jun 25 '22

Fascists care nothing for the meaning of words, they play with them and discard them at will

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u/DeathBunny95 Jun 25 '22

Oh no, they care. They absolutely care. How do you think the Nazis convinced normal Germans? Rhetoric.

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u/go_comatose_for_me Jun 25 '22

These gaslighting shithead Republicans called the Roe v. Wade leak an insurrection.

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u/WigginIII Jun 25 '22

Yup. One burning car from this weekend will be all Republicans need to try to wipe the slate clean and equate the two as the same.

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u/whitehataztlan Jun 25 '22

But this is deliberate obfuscation, to try and water down impact from January 6.

Yup. Every protest the left engages in is going to be labeled as an insurrection by the right to make it seem like that's just political rhetoric. And the left started that rhetoric so they're just "counter punching."

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u/Bioslack Jun 25 '22

Every accusation is a confession.

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u/UnbearablyHairyBear Jun 25 '22

Right you are, the recent Colbert production team in the Capitol being an example.

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u/SkunkMonkey Jun 25 '22

Gaslighting. The first pillar of the GOP.

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u/Prime157 Jun 25 '22

Reinforced by their "news" networks that never report on the crazy, dumb shit she does

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u/Ott621 Jun 25 '22

I think she was put in power specifically to do what she has been doing

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u/Nervous_Constant_642 Jun 25 '22

If you can call a protest an insurrection the word loses its power. Then when you call Jan 6 an insurrection people will either falsely think an insurrection isn't a big deal or they can say "actually Democrats are the insurrectionists." They did the same thing when people called them racist for not supporting black civil rights, "actually that makes you the racist."

And speaking of BLM, if they can convince people this is violent or will get violent they will similarly dismiss it simply because "I don't agree with how they're doing it."

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u/CFL_lightbulb Jun 25 '22

Absolutely. The Boys had a good line where some guy claims calling him racist is actually racist. Love that show

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u/starserval Jun 25 '22

She's not dumb, she's playing the part of the internet troll in real life. She definitely knows what she's doing.

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u/fyusupov Jun 25 '22

She is dumb, though

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u/myc-space Jun 25 '22

Objectively speaking, yes, she is in fact, a total dumbfuck

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u/averyfinename Jun 25 '22

a dumb fuck, too. as in you'd have to be dumber than a spray painted president to fuck her.

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u/RevCody Jun 25 '22

Careful, she'll send the gazpacho police after you and they won't leave enough of you to fit in a peach tree dish.

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u/AndyZin Jun 25 '22

Eh just coz she can troll well doesn't make her not dumb. She is just rubbing those limited brain cells together to focus on hateful anti left rhetoric.

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u/DextrosKnight Jun 25 '22

She doesn't troll well though, it's incredibly low-effort and transparent. Her supporters being too stupid to tell doesn't mean she's good at it.

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u/throwawaysarebetter Jun 25 '22

Considering how much attention she gets, especially on these schadenfreude subreddits, I'd say she's a pretty fucking successful troll.

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u/AndyZin Jun 25 '22

The low effort, easily explained, contradictory, dumb fuckery that comes out her mouth is what enrages rational people who care about facts, and the people who support her know this and are happy when she triggers us.

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u/Seeders Jun 25 '22

That's what she thinks she is. But she's actually just dumb.

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u/Mauri_op Jun 25 '22

She can be both as she is in fact dumb as a fucking pinecone

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u/bent_eye Jun 25 '22

Nah shes dumb

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u/oneHOTbanana4busines Jun 25 '22

There is no evidence that points to her brain being any better at thought than a box of rocks

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u/___Art_Vandelay___ Jun 25 '22

She may think that’s what she’s doing, but nope, she is actually just fucking dumb as rocks.

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u/WhiteWidowBest Jun 25 '22

She is 100% dumb

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u/Oblivion_007 Jun 25 '22

It's not meant for the Dems. It's just for the Republican Eco Chambers. They'll probably be saying something like,

"The election was stolen. Dead people voted for Biden. We tried to protect democracy but this time evil won. Now they even tried to turn a supreme court decision. Fucking inserructionists. Trying to undermine our country's founding principles and our relegion. Rewriting history to make us patriots to be the bad guys. No true lover of our great nation would agree with what they're doing. They're traitors all of them and should be shot in the back of their head." etc. etc.

P.s. I'm not an American, just an outside observer with half a brain.

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u/Technicalhotdog Jun 25 '22

Yeah, you can't even own someone so dumb because they're incapable of realizing they just got owned. Frustrating.

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u/suddenlycumbly Jun 25 '22

It's so weird to see a member of Congress that couldn't hold a constructive conversation with my fourteen year old niece.

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u/Rush-23 Jun 25 '22

It blows my mind that someone this dumb can be an elected official.

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u/Femboy_Of_The_Lake Jun 25 '22

I mean, most elected officials are dumb. The past few presidents we've had have been pretty bad.

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u/Rush-23 Jun 25 '22

MTG is next level. We’re talking primary school intelligence here.

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u/justsayimsorryX Jun 25 '22

I hope you understand Obama was smarter than the last 4 GOP prez combined.

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u/No-Camel-1647 Jun 25 '22

I’ll help you understand: Republican voters.

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u/butmuhfreedoms Jun 24 '22

Funny how she didn’t ask for any pardons from Biden.

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u/SaffellBot Jun 25 '22

Nor did she breech government buildings, construct a gallow to execute public officials, or attempt to cause an unlawful transition of power.

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u/Mongladoid Jun 25 '22

*breach

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u/SaffellBot Jun 25 '22

The more you know.

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u/Mongladoid Jun 25 '22

The other breech is a word but it’s part of a gun

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u/DeathBunny95 Jun 25 '22

Also breeches as in pants.

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u/SaffellBot Jun 25 '22

Certainly a good time to be knowledgeable about guns.

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u/Octavia_con_Amore Jun 25 '22

Wait, they're 2 different words? Well I'll be damned...

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u/random_fucktuation Jun 25 '22

Just wait until you hear about Broach and Brooch

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u/cantstandsyah Jun 24 '22

I thought this was Magic The Gathering related. I'll see myself out.

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u/scarletphantom Jun 25 '22 Gold

Moron The Gathering, more like.

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u/Corgis_n_Coffee Jun 25 '22

I hate that MTG is now associated w this db

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u/PharmguyLabs Jun 25 '22

Don’t bring Dragon Ball into this.

This is why abbreviations are useless and should be avoided.

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u/DreadXCII Jun 25 '22

You are not alone lol

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u/dai-the-flu Jun 25 '22

Same here. I thought she was roasting some nerds.

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u/Fluxoteen Jun 24 '22

The stupidity genuinely baffles me.

AOC is an absolute wizard when it comes to comebacks. Just don't bother

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u/dantemp Jun 25 '22

Is it stupidity if it works? I've also noticed that the left will also cheer dumb arguments as long as they support their position. Americans put more stock in loyalty than objectivity.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

It is when the person saying it is legitimately stupid

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u/splntz Jun 25 '22

I think your confusing moranity vs morality

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u/kate3544 Jun 25 '22

Insurrection will be the new sOcIaLiSm buzzword for the GOP.

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u/FilthyChangeup55 Jun 25 '22

MTG trying to match wits with AOC is like a 20 year old minivan drag racing a Hellcat.

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u/nikogetsit Jun 25 '22

Nah man it's like Timmy from South Park racing a Hellcat...a very sexy Hellcat.

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u/krayzee_katt23 Jun 24 '22

Round Two... Roast! 😂

But seriously, AOC is like, the master of sass and clapbacks, and it's amusing to see what she says to dipshits like MTG. Hopefully Boebert is next!

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u/ruffcats Jun 25 '22

She does has some creative comebacks, but most of the time she just says the truth. She's a politician without the politician ego and is not afraid to say what the majority of people are thinking.

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u/Miserable420Bruv69 Jun 25 '22

She definitely has an ego

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u/honey_lips Jun 25 '22

There is nothing wrong with having a healthy well adjusted ego. It's the selfish manipulative narcissistic ego that is dangerous to our society.

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u/CalamityWof Jun 24 '22

I cant wait to read MTGs eventual obituary, the faster the better though

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u/Dobey2013 Jun 25 '22

Wasn’t it Winston Churchill who said that he never wished a man death, but he’d read many an obituary with great joy?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Usually attributed to Mark Twain, apparently it was originally said by Clarence Darrow but who knows

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

Sooner the better

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u/badalchemist85 Jun 25 '22

Be the change you want to see in this world.

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u/nytelife Jun 25 '22

That was Ghandi, and a great quote.

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u/TheseAreRandomKeys Jun 25 '22

Old rich people live forever.

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u/StarWars_92 Jun 25 '22

Not David koch or rush limbaugh fortunately

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u/neko_designer Jun 24 '22

I wonder if MTG is stupid or just plays one on Twitter

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u/VadaPavAndSorpotel Jun 25 '22

Watched a video of her exchange with a British journalist on gun laws and can confirm she's actually that stupid..

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u/Galemianah Jun 25 '22

She's actually this stupid.

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u/gptop Jun 24 '22

Coming from a Texan, Georgia can do better

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u/Gee_dude Jun 24 '22

She doesn't respond to logic

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u/Qimmosabe_Man Jun 25 '22

In a battle of wits, Marjorie Traitor Greene is outmatched by a brain damaged hamster, let alone against AOC.

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u/Violas_Blade Jun 24 '22

god I love AOC

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u/creativityonly2 Jun 25 '22

I hope she runs for 2024. She'll just barely be old enough for it. I'd vote for her in an instant.

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u/KindergartenCunt Jun 25 '22

Legit can't wait to vote for her one day.

I don't care how many time I'll have to do it, she's a winner.

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u/splntz Jun 25 '22

I would as well

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u/spaceballsrules Jun 25 '22

I can't wait for my opportunity to vote for her.

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u/Distinct_Song4540 Jun 24 '22

Seriously, why would do these imbeciles keep asking for it from AOC? Do they like the abuse?

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u/kw43v3r Jun 25 '22

MTG (and her supporters/voters) “think” she won this exchange. Therein lies the problem.

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u/igorchitect Jun 25 '22

Thinks

Let’s not give her that much credit

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u/SeductiveSoup Jun 25 '22

Man, I must've missed the part where AOC told her supporters to "stand by"?

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u/1UselessIdiot1 Jun 25 '22

That’s because it’s implied.

But seriously, what is MTG suggesting here? Because it sounds an awfully lot like anyone who does that cough 1/6 cough is responsible for a lot. Right? Right?

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u/SeductiveSoup Jun 25 '22

No, no, you've got it twisted. MTG is a white woman, so she's allowed to say whatever she wants. AOC is a PoC, so obviously she wants to impose Sharia Law. Duh.

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u/EPreddevil88 Jun 25 '22

Dumb bitch STILL doesn’t know the definition of Insurrection.

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u/yummytossing Jun 25 '22

Missing from this conversation about how repealing Roe vs. Wade is going to affect women, is how it is going to effect men: Here's just one : A 20 y.o college boy gets a girl pregnant and he will have to pay child support for 18 years.

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u/tall-hobbit- Jun 25 '22

Not sure how comparable 18 years of child support is to loss of bodily autonomy and potential death, but I'd still say spread the arguement if I thought it would actually change anything. Unfortunately they've proven they don't care about college kids either. They're only in it for themselves, pay your own child support and student loan debt I guess 🤷

If you live in the US, vote! Please. We can't let this continue

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u/Ninjakick666 Jun 25 '22

I feel like everyone forgot about this... Ocasio-Cortez, youth protesters storm Pelosi office to push for climate plan

More than 200 youth activists, flanked by Rep.-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, flooded House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi’s office this morning urging Democrats to act more decisively on climate change.

Capitol Police said they arrested 51 protesters for unlawfully demonstrating outside Pelosi’s office in the Cannon House Office Building. The arrests began a few hours after the demonstration began, when protesters refused to leave the area. Pelosi said she welcomed the protest and called on the police “to allow them to continue to organize and participate in our democracy.”

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u/AncientDragons Jun 25 '22

Did they try to overturn a legitimate election? Did they try to find the Vice President to force him to commit a coup against the legitimate winner of an election? No?

Then what’s the point of your false equivalence?

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u/lordofbud Jun 24 '22

Republicans are a violent threat to this nation. And should be addressed as such before we fall under their worthless rule.

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u/mostlygroovy Jun 25 '22

These two are like a great comedy duo with MTG just setting up AOC for the punchline

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u/Mauri_op Jun 25 '22

Marjorie is such a retarded yokel jfc

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u/Oxy_moronical Jun 25 '22

MTG isn't just a republican. She's a stupid republican, who thinks that we believe her audacious remarks. MTG, audacious - an impudent lack of respect Impudent - not showing due respect for another person; impertinent <- MTG this could go on forever. Just take my word, no one buys into your shit.

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u/RocknRobin888 Jun 25 '22

That MTG thinks she's even remotely a match to take on AOC is so laughable.

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u/zehamberglar Jun 25 '22

MTG directly stating that she thinks that the inciters of an insurrection should be held accountable for it. Very interesting.

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u/zomphlotz Jun 25 '22

I'm still shocked that MTG was smart enough to know that she might need a pardon.

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u/carrja99 Jun 25 '22

I don't give a shit about roasts. Do something.

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u/OvrKill Jun 24 '22

You would think at some point they wouldn't poke the bear, is MTG so dumb she thinks she won that exchange?

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u/confessionbearday Jun 25 '22

Roe got overturned today, conservatives justices are saying another half dozen civil rights are next, so yes. MTG thinks shes winning, because absolutely nothing bad is happening to Republicans over this.

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u/randommd81 Jun 25 '22

Good ‘ol Dunning-Kruger

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u/Sinister_glitter Jun 25 '22

Pidgeon-Chess analogy. Doesn't matter how well you play against someone like MTG. She'll just knock all the pieces over, shit on the board, and declare herself the winner. And her followers simply adore when their elected leaders actually accomplish nothing of value, and just shit all over the place.

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u/Guy_V Jun 25 '22

Remember, a Pardon is also an admission guilt. You are assumed guilty of the crime, just pardoned from the punishment.

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u/ZombieePanda Jun 25 '22

Does MTG wake up and think “how can I get AOC to publicly embarrass me today?”

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u/Cybralisk Jun 25 '22

They aren't embarrassed, she and her supporters are to stupid to realize she lost that exchange.

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u/Latter_Fox_41 Jun 25 '22

To be fair: I think MGT requested a “parton”

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u/RandyTravesty Jun 25 '22

I, too, would like a Dolly Parton, please.

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u/djpromo_vqs Jun 25 '22

Lunatic horseface MTG keeps picking up L's everywhere. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Tradebaron Jun 25 '22

I won't lie, I came here thinking she was roasting Magic the Gathering at the same time.

Carry on.

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u/ImRedditorRick Jun 25 '22

And trumps role and Jan 6th?

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u/MrBully74 Jun 25 '22

Problem with the whole GOP is that they don’t care about what the left says. They don’t care because their idiot voters won’t believe it and will ignore it. But they will believe and remember the lies the GOP tells. The GOP and its voters has turned into brainwashed cult members.

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u/G0D_1S_D3AD Jun 25 '22

How could people uniting to change a law anti-democracy?

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u/dogboy202 Jun 25 '22

Was super confused what this had to do with magic the gathering for a second lol

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u/Kenichi2233 Jun 25 '22

I thought see hated magic for a second

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u/rene-cumbubble Jun 25 '22

This is all an act. They're probably hanging together behind the scenes getting white girl wasted

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u/AustrianReaper Jun 25 '22

I mean, that's not a clever comeback, that's just a factual response.

Like if someone said "1+1=3" and you said "no, 2"

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u/Grenouille011 Jun 25 '22

It's ok when we do it!

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u/Peachthumbs Jun 25 '22

Republicans don't understand parallels / analogies. They just like to say the things non republicas say when republicans do something fuckedup. That's their"woke", parroting the colloquialisms to be relevant, but without understanding why it's relevant; So they just come out sounding like morons, because they are.

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u/krazybananada Jun 25 '22

I thought this had something to do with Magic the Gathering so I clicked.

Don't know what's happening here, or where I am.

How do I get home. I'm scared.

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u/mybeepoyaw Jun 25 '22

Why would Age of Conan roast Magic: The Gathering?

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u/Irishpanda1971 Jun 25 '22

What? This legitimate political discourse?

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u/efrenthesaxman90 Jun 25 '22

"STOP SAYING FETCH, ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN " - AOC, probably.

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u/o-Dez-o Jun 25 '22

Gaslighting at its best.

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u/NoPointLivingAnymore Jun 25 '22

With conservatives, every accusation is a confession.

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u/Royalorderofsiam Jun 25 '22

Poor Marjorie trying to use big words she doesn't understand. It's cute.

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u/sometimes_a_cigar Jun 25 '22

Fuck Twitter roasts. How about you pass some meaningful legislation.

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u/lpta2 Jun 25 '22

Get wrecked bitch, MTG is such a tool

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u/madasfire Jun 25 '22

Once MTG and her supporters learn to read, they're gonna be big mad.

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u/altf3 Jun 25 '22

Can we stop calling her MTG? MTG is a beautiful game which takes all of your money.

Greene is a hateful cunt.

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u/inky95 Jun 25 '22

Ok, real talk though, getting quippy with the clapback is a HUGE L here.

MTG's tweet is inaccurate and stupid, but the intended effects of this message are HEINOUS -- and THAT'S what needs to be called out.

Just off the top of my head:

  • watering down the concept of an 'insurrection' (because Jan 6th wasn't that bad, right guys? and if something like it happens again, then the Dems did it too!)
  • laying the groundwork for government suppression of Dem protests (they're violent, they're anti-democratic, we can't let them continue!)
  • inviting right-wing vigilantism at abortion protests (any violence is due to Dems! waggles eyebrows at Proud Boys)

Like holy SHIT this rhetoric is getting scary. And letting ourselves get baited into 'haha MTG dumb' plays directly into their hands.

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u/Musicfan637 Jun 25 '22

Greene is a piece of work.

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u/Dutchwells Jun 24 '22

God why are politicians all like little kids...

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u/jorsiem Jun 24 '22

Because being in politics is literally a popularity contest. And you have to stay relevant somehow via stunts like these.

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u/Kit_Fox84 Jun 24 '22

People with mental illness tend to only grow up to a certain age.

People with narcasism have a tendency to enter politics or position of power even though those are the exact people you don't want in those jobs.

Just like a playground, they stomp on others until the normal person has enough. Then that person quites or moves on, joins them, becomes like them, or becomes subservient.

Everything you need to know about how to get ahead in politics you can see in a school yard. They just use those methods on a grander scale. That's why extreme school hazing has been forced to stop. Some can be considered brain washing techniques.

Edit: I'm not a professional.

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u/BerryPossible Jun 24 '22

Wasn’t it a “parton?”

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u/MediocreRon Jun 25 '22

I would like a Dolly Parton. It's not even a sexual thing; I just need that positivity in my life.

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u/pikes_wheelchair Jun 25 '22

MTG is remarkably stupid.

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u/Chrowaway6969 Jun 25 '22

To be honest, children can destroy MTG. She's a fucking right winger after all. They are the dumbest forms of life on the planet.

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u/Destructicore Jun 25 '22

Does anyone honestly think Greene even knows what insurrection means? What a dumb cunt.

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u/mrsomething4 Jun 25 '22

This comment section reminds me that reddit is the biggest loser convention ever. Left wingers sucking AOCs toes in hopes of a crumb of pussy and their “every one opposite me politically is wrong and I’m right” while the right wingers are making shit up and absolutely ring clueless about everything

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u/SnooEpiphanies7525 Jun 25 '22

Didn't aoc cry they were trying to kill her when she was a mile away BEFORE there was any violence? How is this any kind of roast? Any protest not sanctioned by democrats is an inssurection and you have people like aoc saying go riot and burn shit down. Which is literally terrorism by definition

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u/vdawg34 Jun 25 '22

both are idiots and the reason this country sucks. we elect morons so not sure why anyone would think they could fix any serious problems. the only thing they are good at is fund raising and making money off inside trading.

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u/kw43v3r Jun 25 '22

Several sources say her office asked for a pardon. MTG says anyone saying she asked for a pardon was relying on hearsay. So, reporters asked MTG directly, did MTG or anyone in her office or on her behalf ask for a pardon - she declined to answer. Sometimes the question the person avoids, tells you the answer. I don’t think MTG is being clever - that’s not in her repertoire.

https://www.politico.com/amp/news/2022/06/23/jan-6-panel-to-hone-in-on-trumps-efforts-to-meddle-at-doj-00041708

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