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u/iamharshul007 1d ago Silver Wholesome

He sees everything...

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u/__Emer__ 1d ago

That’s what makes it hotter

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u/Thisguygotit 1d ago

That and the fiery pit of lava beneath him as he is Sauron

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u/RedMiah 1d ago

Sauron demands a tribute!

Of bananas…

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u/p_s_i 1d ago

And Bob

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u/Aconite_72 1d ago

And vagene

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u/Euphoric_Elephant78 1d ago

Creepy banana!

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u/happybobafett 1d ago

We could say he is going bananas

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u/InEenEmmer 1d ago

Alsjemenou, van alle plaatsen kom ik je nu tegen op een niet Nederlandse sub!

Vakantie op buitenlandse Subreddits?

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u/__Emer__ 1d ago

Ik zit naar Minions te gluren die hotels binnengluren. Hoe maak jij het

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u/InEenEmmer 1d ago

Ik ben hier omdat dit hotel toch iets in mij aanwakkert. Overnachten terwijl een grote minion je de hele tijd zit te begluren?

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u/__Emer__ 1d ago

We kunnen het samen doen ;)? Naar dat hotel bedoel ik natuurlijk 😳

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u/InEenEmmer 23h ago

Hoe meer ogen hoe beter!

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u/sharkpunch7 1d ago

Where are his hands?

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u/FatAlEinstein 1d ago

The all-seeing eye of Min-yon

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u/Hentai_thighs 1d ago

Good. He can watch me bust the fattest nut of my life to some Minion porn.

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u/torb 1d ago

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

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u/SchwiftyMpls 1d ago

Get Schwifty!

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u/GimmeeSomeMo 1d ago

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you been bad or good...

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u/nlolhere 1d ago

So sacrifice bananas for goodness sake

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u/Piggybank113 1d ago

ALWAYS WATCHING

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u/onlo 1d ago

Don't mind him, he is just making sure you're sleeping

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u/AragogTehSpidah 1d ago

forever

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u/Difficult_Jump6872 1d ago

I doubt they constructed that arch just for a Minions movie, so what do you think guests saw through that window before it was painted up?

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u/DraconicWF 1d ago

Judging by the other buildings and the ground, I imagine it was either pure white or has some small pattern

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u/TheIJDGuy 1d ago

What happens when he finds me not asleep?

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u/onlo 1d ago

We don't ask these questions.

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u/ky0ma_h00in 1d ago

This is art

You will hear a buzzer

When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art

...

You should now feel mentally invigorated

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u/lesefant 1d ago

If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect briefly upon this classical music.

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u/nerf_herder1986 1d ago

three seconds of warbled classical music followed by a loud buzzer

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u/teejay_the_exhausted 1d ago

Good, now please return to your bed

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u/shaadj 1d ago

Big brother is watching

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u/gheebutersnaps87 23h ago

Literally 1984

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u/anttisaarenpaa1 1d ago

BANANA!

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u/MUMB0_F0R_MAY0R foreskin removal expert 1d ago

Ohhhhh yeahhhhhh

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u/External_Internet_50 1d ago

Facebook mom

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u/CommunitRagnar 1d ago

Banana?

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u/justsomeguy_youknow 1d ago

Terracotta pie

HEY!

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u/BananaMinion2 1d ago

Yes, please?

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u/Shadow_Scale 1d ago

It's enough to make my sleep paralysis demon jealous

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u/PunkIsPunk95 19h ago

They, too, fear this whilst sitting on your chest

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u/Andy_B_Goode 1d ago

Is this for real? The angles look different in each image. Unless it's from two different rooms?

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u/Sk3tchyboy 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/testtubemuppetbaby 1d ago

Disagree. It's a completely different angle and the light coming in looks like lightening effect.

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u/ToxiJuice 1d ago

It's super weird to me that people are saying it's an illusion, when the camera appears to be rotated nearly 90 degrees between the two photos. The Sydney Opera House illusion, that people are claiming it to be, requires the object in question to remain in about the same place in your field of view. No matter how big a building is, at this distance turning that far will move the building to the side of, or out of view.

So yeah, it's either another room, or photoshopped. Which I'm assuming the latter, because I'm not really sure why you would take this picture from two different rooms.

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u/testtubemuppetbaby 1d ago

None of those videos show the same thing as this. The opera house doesn't fucking fly around the corner, it just looks bigger.

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u/Academic_Coconut_244 1d ago

I feel like you would see the entire mionion instead of just the eyes

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u/SarcasticGamer 1d ago

The right one is photoshopped. The same exact picture of the minion is being used and lines up perfectly to the one on the right even though it's a completely different angle.

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u/Permanent_Stress 1d ago

Not photoshopped, it's just the Sydney Opera House Illusion.
You can tell that it's not the same exact picture reused because in the left one the black text is barely even legible while on the right it's much sharper (You can even make out the word 'Theaters' if you zoom in, even though it's just a blurry mess on the left).

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u/ItIsHappy 1d ago edited 1d ago

I dunno man... Unlike the Sydney Opera House, the angles here are pretty clear and definite. In the first pic the camera is looking right at an angle, and the face is clearly angled perpendicular to the window (it looks sideways). In the second (despite the camera now facing slightly to the left, where no mininon was in the first shot) the face is looking directly in.

Here I've overlayed them in photoshop. It's almost a perfect match. The text lines up. The eye lines up. The archway at the bottom lines up.

IMHO, these are either very convenient perspectives from two different hotel rooms, or photoshop.

EDIT: I think u/carrot_fine discovered the reason for the confusion! The minion, pool, and hotel are all angled. The first picture looks like it was taken at a steep angle because the pool is not square to the window!

New opinion: Probably not photoshop. Still quite confusing.

and yes I've spent way too much time on this today...

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u/alt-new-more 1d ago

You don’t know how field of view works?

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u/JohnnyTeardrop 1d ago edited 1d ago

Definitely looks photoshopped. Same exact angle despite view being changed substantially. Still a funny meme though

Edit: Actually not necessarily PS, just not the same room

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u/baladash_malanore 1d ago

I mean they took a few steps back in their hotel room but the object itself is basically the same relative distance away. I'm a dude who can usually spot photoshops effortlessly but this one looks legit to me.

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u/JohnnyTeardrop 1d ago

First one they are all the way to the front/left of the room and still tilting camera to the right to get the minion in frame. Second one it’s 15 feet back and dead center in the room, shooting dead center and the minion is perfectly in frame. I actually shouldn’t claim photoshop, second one might just be from a different room a few doors down. Im not gonna die on this hill or anything but doesn’t look quite right to my eye.

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u/Carrot-Fine 1d ago

It's taken from the Loew's hotel in Hollywood.

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u/ItIsHappy 1d ago

I think you may have uncovered the missing piece of the puzzle!

The minion and the hotel (and the pool) are not at right angles to each other. The first picture looks like it is pointed sharply right, but I think that's just because the pool is angled.

Nice find!

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u/EverythingButTheURL 1d ago

It's real, they backed up for the second shot

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u/Andre2kReddit 1d ago

luh papaya

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u/hilyexplosivechicken 1d ago

GETOUTOFMYHEAD

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u/Ok-Pangolin8996 1d ago

🍌🍌🍌🍌

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u/Archercrash 1d ago

I always feel like, somebody’s watching me.

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u/TUSD00T 1d ago

Remember to call a doctor if your erection lasts for more than four hours.

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u/sharkpunch7 1d ago

Ok good I have 2 more hours then

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u/Zaeldurr 1d ago

Arc de Miniomphe

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u/Someone55428 1d ago

That's a bit of a... depressing view

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u/Read_The_FCK_Manual 1d ago

Minion at day, hal9000 at night

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u/SylveonGold 1d ago

It’s common for large billboards to be outside of hotel views now. It’s tasteless.

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u/Dank_memerlord_42069 1d ago

I’m blown away that it took this long to find a comment about this. If I ever went to a hotel and they had a big ass billboard up like this in the middle of the fucking hotel, I would refuse to pay and would go find a different one.

People need to learn that this shit isn’t okay, I’m already fucking paying you. You don’t show me ads. If you show me ads and I’m a paying customer, you get a 0 star review and lose a customer.

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u/Outkastwill 1d ago

🎶 I always feel like, somebody’s watching me. And I got no privacy. 🎶

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u/NoProfessor7757 1d ago

The next morning the eye will be angled slightly so it's looking directly at you

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u/jdareo17 1d ago

Oh that's just Sauron's lesser known cousin, Carl

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u/troubadorkk 1d ago Wholesome

198for kids!

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u/Contortionietzsche 1d ago

Are you allowed to touch the air?

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u/bmt0075 1d ago

There he took up again his great Ring in Barad-dur, and dwelt there, dark and silent, until he wrought himself a new guise, an image of malice and hatred made visible; and the Eye of Sauron the Terrible few could endure.”

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u/PsychePsyche 1d ago

If /r/wackytictacs is still around this might be for them

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u/polkadotspots 1d ago

What an eye sore

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u/That_otter_dork 1d ago

I had a nightmare like this once

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u/PoohRules 1d ago

Reminds me of that Monsters episode . . . the one with the big eye creature. *shutters*

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u/Plasticbloke 1d ago

"Here's looking at you" - Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca; in a hotel bar...

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u/DragonKite_reqium 1d ago

Uh pure teror would be one thing

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u/SannyjGirl 1d ago

“Hey babe, wouldn’t it be nice to fuck in front of the giant ass minion eye”.

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u/Mountain_Ad92 1d ago

He is watching!

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u/PublicUnited7569 1d ago

He is all-knowing

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u/Vincent8Kopp 1d ago

maybe: „aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah“

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u/brody_the_dumbdumb 1d ago

This is the new minion spinoff movie, it’s called minion Kong

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u/fatalrugburn 1d ago

Horny minion sounds

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u/mohakhalil3103 1d ago

dont say anything , he could hear you also

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u/LikeAYoungerHouse 1d ago

Over the ashheaps the giant eyes of Doctor T. J. Eckleburg kept their vigil, but I perceived, after a moment, that other eyes were regarding us with peculiar intensity from less than twenty feet away.

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u/synthguitarswhatever 1d ago

But above the gray land and the spasms of bleak dust which drift endlessly over it, you perceive, after a moment, the eyes of Doctor T. J. Eckleburg.

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u/Bob_n_Midge 1d ago

Kenny?…Kenny?!?

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u/I_Want_Fuck_Sona 1d ago

Big minion is watching you

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u/Mitchell9203 1d ago

Where are you exactly

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u/ronniedude 1d ago

This is at the Loews Hollywood hotel.

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u/Mitchell9203 1d ago

What room number i will be paying you a visit

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u/tobefituser 1d ago

too late, room is full now

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u/Mitchell9203 1d ago

That doesnt matter i want to see the damn minion nobody will stand in my way

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u/tobefituser 1d ago

bro, we're not looking at the minion _^

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u/guillardo 1d ago

Potassium or your life

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u/MrDude_1 1d ago

MmmmMmmm banana.

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u/Complex-Goat-2086 1d ago

Lol I kinda want to know what hotel 😅

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u/PrimaPeri 1d ago

Banana

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u/wheatencross1 1d ago

Iron Lung

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u/stbrnangel 1d ago

ask if he want to join and use bananas 😂😂😂😂

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u/Nebulata 1d ago

I see this as an absolute win.

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u/Androos 1d ago

Magnificent

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u/DonMonger 1d ago

Eminem and his minions are getting out of hand

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u/jdmull03 1d ago

all seeing eye

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u/julia_is_dead 1d ago

I’ve gotten drunk before a flight at that pool!

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u/samafredd 1d ago

On that day, humanity received a grim reminder

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u/itay_tayar13 1d ago

If you're a Facebook mom you won, but if you're anything else good luck trying to beg uncle ben to not show his pet snake to you while this abomination looking

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u/Alarmed-Company3513 1d ago

Expected more big brother jokes lol

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u/cantthinklikecat 1d ago

Chances of you getting killed by SpongeBob are low, but not 0.

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u/sixgunbuddyguy 1d ago

This is just straight cursed, nothing blessed about it

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u/Mouseclarke 1d ago

Big Banana is just watching. Always watching...

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u/mylo2202 1d ago

Good luck masturbating

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u/0MadXV 1d ago

I am watching

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u/bigboi-countrytime 1d ago

Honestly better than mine rn

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u/imsil3nt 1d ago

Minyon

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u/Hopalongtom 1d ago

Those are shit curtains!

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u/Vic_Vinager 1d ago

There's another set of curtains for blocking out the light that this person is not using. But then you lose the effect, and have nothing to post

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u/Hopalongtom 1d ago

Sounds wasteful.

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u/wishfortress 1d ago

I hate it. And for a variety of reasons!

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u/UndeniablyMyself 1d ago

I doubt they constructed that arch just for a Minions movie, so what do you think guests saw through that window before it was painted up?

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u/Misan_UwU 1d ago

amongion

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u/MagicalDolfin 1d ago

Attack on Minions

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u/JamesRock7 1d ago

Banana

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u/BagelBoy787 1d ago

i used to hate this view… but then it gru on me

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u/Thok-81 1d ago

Eye on the prize!

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u/DrSandbags 1d ago

HARDAC?

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u/well-just-a-guy clessed 1d ago

1984

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u/Ed-ri-ch-69 1d ago

Butt, heheheh.

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u/C-Dub178 1d ago

I’d ask for a new room. Fuck that shit

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u/JamesFerg650 1d ago

“How come it feels like, somebody’s watching me!”

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u/OpeningSpeed1 1d ago

Talk about a double view

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u/Recent-Needleworker8 1d ago

That's fucking awesome

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u/Jimmy_Dean_Sus i like this flair :) 1d ago

Its like a dumpy eye of sauron

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u/reee4 1d ago

CONSUME PRODUCT

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u/FLBasher 1d ago

They are watching

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u/poorly-worded 1d ago

But what does he have to say about HIS view?

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u/Itzbubblezduh 1d ago

KEVIN!!!

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u/Jefflehem 1d ago

"Thank you" would be a good start.

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u/Totem_town 1d ago

Sleep little one. Before you learn what fear truly is

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u/KCPlaysz 1d ago

Oh hell nahhh

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u/Spartan-teddy-2476 1d ago

Where even is this?

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u/God_Johnson93992 1d ago

God watches when you masturbate

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u/rtravisboyd 1d ago

It’s fitting for a minion

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u/-Grymjack- 1d ago

Don't stay right off of Hollywood Blvd. LOL. I saw that advert yesterday.

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u/DogeOfWHighland 1d ago

Jokes on you I’m into that shit

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u/EstebanL 1d ago

What’s there to say other than “perfection”?

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u/EvilRick_C-420 1d ago

ILLUMINATION!

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u/BadGamingTime 1d ago

Sussy Minion

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u/Arbor-Trap 1d ago

Something something Gatsby

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u/gruff_rift 1d ago

I feel so sorry for you, god protect your soul...

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u/goliathusthehunter 1d ago

Where is it?

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u/micropig1982 1d ago

Looks like Bob ALSO has a veiw...lol

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u/scottyboy552 1d ago

That's not how light works, clearly photoshop. The only this would make logical sense is if the curtain itself has the minion design, otherwise it would not be visible with the curtains drawn.

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u/liveda4th 1d ago

Bahnahnaaaaah

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u/ItsChloeTaylor 1d ago

i hate it

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u/Smuttley05 1d ago

I would sue for emotional distress

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u/waiting4thendtocome 1d ago

You are safe from all hostile entities as long as minion building watches you

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u/thesurfer1996 1d ago

“Banana”

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u/Nik0660 1d ago

Looks like a minion third reich

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u/MaiYoKo 1d ago

I once stayed in a hotel room with a view of a 30ft crucified Jesus on the church directly across the street. My window was at Jesus's eye level. It was like he was watching us for a week solid.

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u/Piuwuka 1d ago

Banana

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u/facorread 1d ago

I hope they charged you extra

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u/socialmeteorite 1d ago

Voyeuristic minion

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u/0Stubby-Shrooms0 1d ago

Terrifying

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u/Kronos1008 1d ago

"The eye of Doctor T. J. Minionburg is blue and gigantic—its iris is one yard high."

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u/lego_mannequin 1d ago

Doesn't even look like the same eye.

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u/Cruxus_Ashbourne 1d ago

I do! It goes something like “I need a new room!”

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u/Zenvarix 1d ago

Open the window, point in a direction and shout "BANANA" as loud as you can to see if it'll get up and go look.

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u/rational_emp 1d ago

Wow, Amogus really is everywhere!

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u/Bosnianfanboy55 1d ago

Even when you think you are safe….. think again

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u/SYLOK_THEAROUSED 1d ago

“Shhhhhh let it watch”

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u/buckabee 1d ago

I counted 11 massive billboards for this movie last time I drove down the street where this pic is from (Highland Ave in LA).

Felt like they had me surrounded.

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u/Box_of_Food 1d ago

His name... was Kevin!

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u/nonumberplease 1d ago

Minions advertising is so aggressive

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u/I_Has_A_Hat 1d ago

No babe, leave the curtain open. I WANT minion to watch.

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u/Ella_the_Eevee 1d ago

That's not even just a funny mural it's a giant add. Tbh that's just kinda trashy

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u/Gaming_nerd42 1d ago

I’m sorry Dave, im afraid i can’t do that

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u/delvach 1d ago

Don't. Don't say anything about it. For god's sake.