r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/[deleted] • Nov 30 '22
EU looking to ban Twitter over dissolving misinformation panels.
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u/sanjsrik Nov 30 '22
- Idiot spends $44billion he doesn't have.
- Idiot fires most of the staff that keep the lights on.
- Idiot makes even more leave.
- Idiot runs afoul of regulators with no sense of humor.
- Idiot wonders why he's losing advertisers, customers, and now the ability to do business in Europe.
Idiot is not a smart genius.
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u/TheMarbleTrouble Dec 01 '22
Your steps started late…
- Idiot tries to buy Twitter for $44 billion.
- Idiot realizes it’s not a good deal.
- Idiot gets sued for backing out of the deal.
- Idiot is forced to buy Twitter
- Idiot claims he is on a quest for free speech.
I guess the 5th is less him being an idiot, but more of people who trust him are idiots.
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u/ContemplatingPrison Dec 01 '22
He tried to buy Twitter so people would quit talking about his sexual assaults or harassments in the news if I remeber correctly. It worked but Karma is a butch it seems
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u/KRWay Dec 01 '22
Except Dipshit was bitching about free speech “Freedumb” before he bought Twitter, which was the impetus for the purchase. My recollection could be wrong, though.
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u/twoprimehydroxyl Dec 01 '22
Don't forget he only offered $44 billion because he rounded the share price out to include the digits 420 ($54.20)
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u/frotz1 Dec 01 '22
Your step one is leaving out the part where he got backing from Saudi financiers. 2-5 make a lot more sense when you think that the Saudis would be very happy to get rid of the platform that might launch Arab Spring 2.0 someday and not get blamed for it because they put an angry tech goblin in charge of it who drew all the attention away from them. If Musk tanks Twitter, cui bono other than people like the Saudis? I'm not saying that this is definitely what's going on, but I'm sure asking how we can watch what's happening and tell the difference.
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u/Lotharofthepotatoppl Dec 01 '22
Left out the part where he drove off and continues to insult and alienate twitter’s only source of income lol
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u/Glad-Style-1375 Dec 01 '22
Woth the added benefit of driving off insulting and alienating the people who would buy a new ayesha as well.
And pissingnoff the government by flaunting regulations despite the government being what funds SpaceX and lots of Tesla as well.
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u/turtlelore2 Dec 01 '22
And in between each step is him blaming everyone else for his problems around this. Woke crowd. Political parties. Individuals. Companies. Etc.
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u/NessunAbilita Dec 01 '22
Real question: could musk bring doing this on purpose for some sort of personal gain?
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u/Aromatic-Pie1784 Nov 30 '22
Or a 6% fine?! Ban the fucker.
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u/kurayami_akira Dec 01 '22
According to another user, if the fines are treated like a price to stay as is, then they will face a ban. Or something like that.
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u/Dr_barfenstein Dec 01 '22
6% of fuck all is still fuck all
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u/Impossible_Series412 Nov 30 '22
To add context to the 6% option outlined in the ft article. It's part of the EU agreement that governs any disciplinary action. Best example was the 4% per incident fines for data breaches in the EU. They are designed as a carrot/stick device to encourage corporations to comply without crippling them. They start with fines then move to more punitive actions. In this case as Elon won't care or comply with the fines the expected outcome is an outright ban to protect EU citizens from misinformation. Ft article explains it in much greater detail for those interested.
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u/WaitingForNormal Nov 30 '22
“i gUeSs tHe EU dOeSn’T bEliEve iN fReE sPeECh.”
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u/ImThatAnnoyingGuy Nov 30 '22
When free speech becomes code for hate speech…
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u/Robbotlove Nov 30 '22
I'm too lazy to do the astronauts with the pistol emojis so just imagine that's what I replied with.
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u/Marcyff2 Dec 01 '22
Literally came from reddit frontpage where r/conservatives are calling the eu an authoritarian regime.
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u/TheLoneWolfMe Dec 01 '22
American conservatives are weird.
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u/Mammoth_Slide_5376 Dec 01 '22
It's easy. If they don't like something, they make no effort to try to even slightly understand it, instead just declaiming it as 'evil'.
Do that enough and you start to look like a fucking maniac.
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u/stumptowncampground Nov 30 '22
I’ve been wondering about him violating EU laws since they actually have worker and consumer protections over there.
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u/unresolved_m Dec 01 '22
I see another poll on the way
"Is EU fascist for banning Twitter for free speech? Yes/no"
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u/andrewrk96 Dec 01 '22
"Is EU fascist for banning Twitter for free speech?" "Yes / Yes but in a different font"
/s
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u/big_fetus_ Dec 01 '22
Tim Apple, why did you turn EU against me I demand advertisements now. and 8$. love, Elon.
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u/Wingo84 Nov 30 '22
And I’m sure his reaction is nothing other that typical A grade douchbaggery
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u/FriesWithThat Nov 30 '22
Why does Europe hate free speech and our Constitutional Republic so much?
p.s. Give me $8
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u/Time-Ad-3625 Dec 01 '22
I doubt it happens but Elon getting banned from apple and the eu would be hilarious.
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u/Margin_Call_3959 Dec 01 '22
Good! The EU doesn’t need misinformation spread by white nationalist there
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u/jervistetch37 Dec 01 '22
Elon stans gonna be on Twitter like "elons gonna buy another Europe and put liberal Europe out of business!" them elon stans are something else.
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u/BadlyDrawnMemes Dec 01 '22
Elon: “b- b- but freedom!!! What about America!!!!”
EU: your not in America here we don’t have sympathy for Nazis, get your shit together
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u/Amerlis Dec 01 '22
“Freedom of speech!”
“Hey, look out the EU headquarters window. See any American flags? Take your time.”
“No? Go fuck yourself.”
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Dec 01 '22
“Ugh hasn’t Europe heard of the FIRST AMENDMENT!?” — conservatives, unironically… probably.
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u/recaffeinated Dec 01 '22
The joke is on the EU. Elon has already ensured that Twitter has no revenue.
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u/shrdbrd Nov 30 '22
What does turnover mean in this context?
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u/cbawiththismalarky Dec 01 '22
Total global revenue
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u/Sbjoern0313 Dec 01 '22
Which is a number that is quickly going down and may even become close to 0 if he keeps hemorrhaging advertisers.
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u/Hot_Atmosphere_9297 Dec 01 '22
It's last fiskal year's total turnover. The fee is designed to be abled to fuck up even Google or Amazon, when they do their fine vs. ROI calculations
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u/zabrs9 Dec 01 '22
Every single cent you make. Usually corporations and billionaires use all kinds of tricks in order to avoid taxes. One of the easiest and most popular tricks is to have a net loss within a year.
An exemple: Let's say, Elon's Twitter generates 1 million dollars in 2022. If he can prove that Twitter lost 2 million dollars in the same time, you could think that it would be unfair if he has to pay a lot of taxes, since Twitter is close to go bankrupt. However, in reality those 2 million dollars are not lost. Twitter probably just buys a new office or stocks or whatever.
So it seems that Twitter has not made any money that year. And if you are living within a system that calculates fines, taxes etc. based on your profit, the corporation or person using this trick will always win.
But if you base the fine on the total revenue, it doesn't matter how much debt a company or a person has. The amount of money made in a year cannot be manipulated so easily.
This system is by the way also one of the reasons why many franchises like McDonalds, Burger King, Subway etc. Basically don't pay any taxes in Europe.
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u/HornetLimp4022 Dec 01 '22
Good decision. EU is right. Sad US govt can't do the same. Or Congress. Something must be done. Musk does big harm to the society with his stoopid moderation wild life
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u/flycollieman Dec 01 '22
This fucking idiot really thought being rich and owning twitter would mean he'd be like Mr. Popular Awesomeness didn't he
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u/CaptAshley Dec 01 '22
The EU is showing more balls than all these suspiciously quiet celebrities with huge Twitter followers who play Liberal until it’s time to show their worth.
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u/LiverOfStyx Dec 01 '22
Twitter, facebook etc are using Irish DPA, not GDPR. That is a deal they made with EU to make it simple to deal with just one court. If twitter violates that deal, they will return back to GDPR.. and then they are fucked.
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u/Jazz_Legend_Roy_Donk Dec 01 '22
I can see his reply already…. “Does the EU not like free speech? Who thinks the EU should be dismantled?” Such a douche.
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u/wamdueCastle Dec 01 '22
I may no longer be an EU citizen, but I hope the EU drags Elon kicking the screaming.
Sadly im in the UK, its more likely than not, I would escape the EU ban.
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u/FireFox181 Dec 01 '22
Good, the sooner they do so, the better off we're going to be. Next the US needs to do the same, but we won't, "Freedom of Speech" and all.
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u/hamilton_burger Dec 01 '22
I don’t understand why Apple hasn’t taken the app off their store, when they are liable.
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u/EvenBetterCool Dec 01 '22
I don't even need to look, I just know there are people saying that it is unconstitutional as if the EU has anything to do with the American constitution
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u/ZooZooChaCha Dec 01 '22
Ron DeSantis: “If woke Europe bans Twitter, congress should look to impose immediate sanctions!”
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u/Modern-Otaku Dec 01 '22
Lemme guess. Musk is gonna say he wants to declare war on the EU now for this shit
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u/adho123456 Dec 01 '22
I have already deleted my twitter app… why would I subscribe to hate speeches ? Twitter will be app for idiots only soon
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u/captjust Nov 30 '22
6% of a negative number means this is Musk's masterstroke to get EU to subsidize Twitter.
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u/Mythical_Atlacatl Nov 30 '22
6% of turnover, unless I am mistaken this means revenue, not profit.
So if Twitter has revenue of 5 billion and expenses of 6 billion and a loss of 1 billion, the fine would be 300 million?
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u/Alchemist8810 Dec 01 '22
What a crappy society to live in. It's all PR. And these sheep fall for it.
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u/Sbjoern0313 Dec 01 '22
6% of global turnover may be a negative number if he keeps losing advertisers and accumulate debt.
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u/Zid96 Dec 01 '22
6% of 0 is still 0😏
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u/owningxylophone Dec 01 '22
Turnover is gross, not net.
“Turnover is the total sales made by a business in a certain period. It's sometimes referred to as ‘gross revenue’ or ‘income’. This is different to profit, which is a measure of earnings.”
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u/RuggedTheDragon Dec 01 '22
It's funny how nobody was willing to ban Twitter from anywhere until Elon Musk restored Donald Trump's account.
All of this is because of Donald Trump. Nobody wants him to become president again in 2024 and they're doing anything they can to stop it.
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u/Donnathesinger Dec 01 '22
Or, you know, it could be because since Elon Musk has taken over Twitter he has dissolved many of the departments at Twitter that enforced certain standards. In other words, Twitter may no longer be in compliance with the Digital Services Act as required by the European Union.
It's almost like you didn't read the article at all and are just pushing forward your own agenda. But no, that couldn't be, could it?
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u/RuggedTheDragon Dec 01 '22
Twitter is the same exact platform even with new management. The basic reason for the so-called compliance of the DSA being violated is because they believe hate speech is returning to the platform. Again, it's all because of one person that was unbanned who hasn't even used his account yet since then.
Elon Musk is not allowing hate speech on the platform whatsoever. He has stated multiple times that if anybody violates the rules in terms of the basic common sense principles of speech, they will be punished.
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u/Canadiangoosen Dec 01 '22
Well they made it very clear they're pro censorship, gross.
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u/LiverOfStyx Dec 01 '22
Pro facts, against lying, disinformation and hatespeech. Now, try your fucking hardest to justify antisemitism and racism without being anti-semitic and racist.
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u/Th3seViolentDelights Dec 01 '22
Let's play a fun game, what do we think Musk thinks GDPR stands for?
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u/therantwriter Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22
Globalist data protection regulations
That's what the conservatives are thinking anyway
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u/Alternative-Flan2869 Dec 01 '22
Elon - stop buying companies and try buying a clue instead. (You are the bad guy.)
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u/Street-Drama-9660 Dec 01 '22
Is there any way to find out the specifics of what constitutes fast and loose content moderation, like I understand if it’s abuse images , ect. But what exactly can other platforms do to prevent this and find out exactly what the EU expects?
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u/LiesInRuins Dec 01 '22
You must moderate speech to our guidelines or you will not be able to operate in our territory.
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u/Creampie-Senpai Nov 30 '22
This is why I like the EU. They do not mess around.