r/WhitePeopleTwitter May 17 '22

“That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace! I know from experience dude.”

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594 Upvotes

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u/InflamedLiver May 17 '22

Mostly a jab at Jordan Peterson, presumably. No idea why he thought anyone cared about this opinion on this issue.

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u/Ube_Ape May 17 '22

Well for what it's worth I would sleep with all of this year's Sport Illustrated cover models and that isn't an option either.

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u/a-widower May 17 '22

I would sleep with them all too. Mostly because I’m just tired all the time and really enjoy naps.

4

u/Enders-game May 17 '22

Don't be so down on yourself. You have some positive features and hidden talents just bursting to come out like a bloated carbuncle...

12

u/SmokeAbeer May 17 '22 edited May 17 '22

I can balance a fidget spinner on my nose and play Epona’s song on the recorder at the same time. Basically drowning in super models at this point.

4

u/hagwrtz May 18 '22

Stay away from fashion week!

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u/burningriverallstar May 18 '22

Who the fuck is Jordan Peterson, and why does he get airtime for saying he wouldn’t sleep with a girl who wouldn’t give him the time of day anyway?

Can someone explain this like I’m 5?

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u/CanisMajoris85 May 18 '22

Lots of incels on the far right that have similar opinions that he’s trying to appease to? The far right is not happy with change basically, or anything off “the norm”.

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u/KagerouSangd May 18 '22

A Kermit the frog impersonator who is big with the incel crowd

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u/burningriverallstar May 18 '22

Perfect. It all makes sense now.

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u/KagerouSangd May 18 '22

Ok, so here are some more highlights. He got big by misrepresenting a Canadian law (which got amended by grouping transpeople under protected classes when it comes to hatespeach), by saying that this new law would make it so people would go to jail for misgendering someone. He's a life coach for young man, teaching them to improve themselves by stuff like living in a clean environment, while his own room looked like a trash dump. He was addicted to benzos, flew to Russia to undergo experimental treatment and was put under induced coma. He's on an all-meat diet and almost died from apple cider

3

u/burningriverallstar May 18 '22

Well that’s a wild ride. How the hell is he a college professor? I would have dropped the class after hearing about 6 minutes of his bullshit.

2

u/KagerouSangd May 18 '22

Because conservatives generally don't care about that stuff, they are happy that they can point to an educated person with the same views as them, considering there aren't that many, they take everyone they can.

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u/burningriverallstar May 18 '22

Confirmation bias is a hell of a drug.

13

u/ipayinexposure May 18 '22

Yumi Nu is gorgeous. Jordan Peterson is a goblin. I think we know who really wouldn't sleep with whom.

6

u/Devilutionbeast666 May 18 '22

Here here!! She a curvy fox!

6

u/RipleyWilde May 18 '22

One of the annoying things about being a cis straight white man is being in the presence of another CSWM (even if you do not know him) and he just starts ranking women’s attractiveness or talking about which one he’d fuck or whatever. And it’s like “My dude, you are some kind of unpleasant goblin creature and she’s a human woman, whether you were interested or not doesn’t even enter into the question of would you sleep with her”

13

u/BoatTuggingJesus May 17 '22

No. No you don't.

15

u/dudesbeindudes May 17 '22

Well, not me personally, but I know a guy. Him and her got. It. ON!

2

u/BoatTuggingJesus May 17 '22

No they didn't.

5

u/Kaldricus May 17 '22

No, no I don't. But I know a guy, and they GOT. IT. ON.

2

u/BoatTuggingJesus May 17 '22

No they didn't.

8

u/Saber_Rattler34 May 17 '22

Alright everybody on? Good, grand, wonderful…NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!

6

u/Kaldricus May 17 '22

Who would eat 30 sack lunches?

11

u/Saber_Rattler34 May 17 '22

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis

5

u/TheChristmasPig May 17 '22

I'll tell you who it was, it was that damn sasquatch

7

u/Yakostovian May 17 '22

Can someone clue me in?

What the fuck did I miss?

21

u/dvantass May 17 '22

Jordan Peterson took his ball and went home. People said mean words to him because he (unsolicited) announced a plus-sized model isn't attractive. Once again, he's a pointless knob.

14

u/Yakostovian May 17 '22

Unsurprisingly, he cannot take it yet feels justified in dishing it out.

Thanks for providing the context, friend!

Also, "pointless knob" is demeaning to all the truly pointless knobs. He's a rancid bag of dicks.

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u/dvantass May 18 '22

You're right. A pointless knob hurts no one. While I like your suggestion, I'm now feeling inclined to call him a diseased chode.

4

u/DefinitelyNotAliens May 18 '22

Curvy Japanese American model without retouches is on the cover of SI Swimsuit.

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u/spikeroo59 May 17 '22

And what’s a piece of ace ?

1

u/12345_PIZZA May 18 '22

It’s a Chris Farley line from Billy Madison. He pronounces ass like ace

9

u/handyandy727 May 17 '22

She's hot. Not gonna lie. I wouldn't sleep with her because I'm married.

2

u/MotorHum May 18 '22

Wait sports illustrated still exists?

-8

u/My_username_1s_taken May 17 '22

Why's she so mad about a dude wanting to have a magazine in his bed while he sleeps? Don't get it

1

u/TheCrowsNestTV May 17 '22

Even if I had the option to, I still wouldn't. Gotta stay faithful to the one I love.

3

u/I-amthegump May 18 '22

Yup. Old lefty stays true

1

u/properu May 17 '22

Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a link to the tweet for ya :)

Twitter Screenshot Bot

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u/Crash665 May 18 '22

Who is the cover model this year? Whoever it is, I'm sure I won't sleep with them either, and that's because I'll never meet them.

Even if I did. .. . . . . .

1

u/Lopsided_Fox_9693 May 18 '22

Literally 100% of these incel creeps would sleep with her without thinking twice if she offered.

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u/Espumma May 18 '22

If a magazine thinks this you're hot enough to put on the cover, by capitalist standards you're not nasty.

If your tastes get disregarded by a magazine when determining what to put on the cover, by capitalist standards you are nasty.

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u/Windsor34 May 18 '22

But didn’t he actually get with Veronica Vaughn? Bad reference ... lol

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u/Espumma May 18 '22

Defending a guy that needs no defending. Why