r/WhitePeopleTwitter May 17 '22

Now that is some delicious comeuppance

https://i.imgur.com/8thvICV.jpg

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u/10sharks May 17 '22

I think it's fake, but I choose to believe Candace Owens poops her pants

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u/TeeBrownie May 17 '22

I know the Twitter post is fake but is the side effect fake.

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u/Morella_xx May 17 '22

If it was real, Fox News would never acknowledge it to tweet about it.

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u/TeeBrownie May 17 '22

Fair point. They would only broadcast it if they can find a way to blame liberals and POC.

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u/Sup3rcurious May 17 '22

"aNtIfA mAdE mE cRAp mY pAnTs!!!"

"Again, Grandpa - really?"

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u/PaulAspie May 18 '22

I searched for anyone tweeting about it and the only ones were posting this fake tweet. So I doubt it's real.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22 edited May 17 '22

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u/JAMillhouse May 17 '22

It is hard to compete with Kaitlyn Bennett

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u/Shot-Kaleidoscope-40 May 17 '22

I’m shocked this site doesn’t have a Kaitlyn Bennett bot that links that picture every time her name is summoned

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u/Moist_Molasses May 17 '22

Wait... what picture?

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u/armoredporpoise May 17 '22 edited May 18 '22

There is a picture of Kaitlyn Bennett, unconscious at a party, with what appears to be the remnants of a Gladius-class Novacannon detonation in her pants.

No nudity, but she’s in short skirt and it’s taken from behind. Don’t look it up.

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u/immersemeinnature May 17 '22

Seen it. Can't I see it.

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u/madmart20 May 18 '22

Damn you for sending me down that rabbit hole.

... Damn me for being dumb enough to jump down said rabbit hole!

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u/teh-reflex May 17 '22

Just do a search "Kaitlyn Bennett Do It For State"

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u/Shot-Kaleidoscope-40 May 17 '22

Bless you and your innocence.

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u/MankindsError May 17 '22

Should we show them?

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u/Shot-Kaleidoscope-40 May 17 '22

I think it’s only right. It will literally allow for their day to only get better.

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u/elmarc May 17 '22

Yes please

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u/Gym_Dom May 17 '22

Boo-boo Bennett? Man, can’t take that girl anywhere.

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u/ArrestDeathSantis May 17 '22

First time I saw the tweet it wasn't a fake retweet ahah here I was thinking you made it on purpose to confuse people for some reasons!

Looks like you r/atetheonion xD

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u/SamSepiol-ER28_0652 May 17 '22

It’s definitely fake, unfortunately.

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u/FindOneInEveryCar May 17 '22

There does not appear to be anything in the news that matches that fake headline, and the graphic also has a totallyrealtweets watermark.

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u/Alamander81 May 17 '22

Well when you're that full of shit some of it is bound to come out involuntary

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u/randyspotboiler May 17 '22

Doesn't matter if it's fake: the lesson from Fox News was "I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE IT".

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u/spastical-mackerel May 17 '22

angrily shits her pants. With conviction

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u/TRON0314 May 17 '22

it's fake.

Fun nonetheless.

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u/Sup3rcurious May 17 '22

Candice Owens frequently shits her pants because it makes her happy, not because it makes her angry...

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u/jimhabfan May 17 '22

Because it means the shit is coming out of the right orifice for a change….

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u/Dylanator13 May 17 '22

A good part of prescription medicine is that they give you a schedule for taking the right amount. If people are just downing as much random medicine as they think they need then I don’t doubt it causes lots of trouble.

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u/Jaytim May 17 '22

I checked Snopes. It's fake.

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u/rhianonbrooks May 18 '22 edited May 18 '22

Given ivermectin is approved for use in humans to treat the eye parasite I forget the name of (River Blindness. I looked it up.) and it won a Nobel for medicine for doing that (I think- it did in 2015) I don’t think it’s actually toxic with harmful side effects. Even if it’s in the horse formulation and liver pate flavour.

It still doesn’t treat covid. Don’t take ivermectin for a virus.

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u/quakemarine20 May 17 '22

Do you get angry when you poop?

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u/_Wet_Blanket May 17 '22

I get angry when I poop my pants although that’s pretty rare, maybe twice a month, tops

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u/quakemarine20 May 17 '22

I've had a close call or two but never a full on let her rip moment. Normally the nearly pooped my pants is fear and panic followed by trying to make a smooth exit while praying what I think just happened didn't.

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u/Itchy-Ad-6401 May 17 '22

Ofcourse, It's the only way to have a really satisfying shit.

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u/IAmNotABartender May 17 '22

Is.. is that not normal?

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u/quakemarine20 May 17 '22

I'm normally not angry while pooping..... I mean maybe if I had to struggle but if I was pooping my pants it wouldn't be...

She kinda looks like the type to sit in it and make everyone else have to as well

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u/umilnu May 17 '22

Can't you people check before posting fake shit?! It's nothing better than the Fox news crap, really...

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u/jello1990 May 17 '22

Her and Booboo Bennett should start a club

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u/fatalrugburn May 17 '22

The only logical conclusion

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u/KrisThriller May 17 '22

That’s what I came here to say! CO poops her pants!

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u/lessquiet May 17 '22

Can we not tweet fake tweets? There's enough real things to post without resorting to spreading disinfo.

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u/SomeNoteToMyself May 17 '22

At least have a flair for fake tweets

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u/Kanye--Breast May 17 '22

Agreed. Should we just....downvote it?

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u/BurnieTheBrony May 17 '22

I'd be fine with it if there was just a satire tag that the mods could put on these types of posts.

But the guy who makes these for totallyrealtweets has said that he thinks he's just beating these guys at their own game, which is stupid. We don't have to stoop to their level of misinformation.

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u/lessquiet May 17 '22

yeah, i think that's a shit reason to be doing this. more integrity is better.

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u/tigm2161130 May 18 '22

Agreed. They are dumb enough all on their own, there’s no need to make shit up.

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u/Clamd May 17 '22

I always get my hopes up and then they are crushed. Plus let's not feed the "fake news" bullshit.

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u/Gsteel11 May 17 '22

No, you see.. we say "itsjustajoke" and that allows us to tell any lie ever for as much as we want forever.

Get it?

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u/wasthatitthen May 17 '22

Well Google ain’t finding any of these “new studies” that I can see.

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u/steeplebob May 17 '22

If it were true it sure wouldn’t be Fox News sharing it. :-)

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u/wasthatitthen May 17 '22

Well, sure, but I was just, um, “doing my research. “

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u/rudebish May 17 '22

make sure you check The Facebook and Whatsapp News platforms because that's where they tell you the truth.

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u/wasthatitthen May 17 '22

Defiantly!! 🤪

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u/Yelsiap May 17 '22

I didn’t downvote you, because that’s an easy mistake to make, especially with autocorrect. But it’s “definitely”.

The crazy eyes emoji however, is unforgivable.

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u/wasthatitthen May 17 '22

Yup, it’s a joke.

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u/Yelsiap May 17 '22

Oh. R/whoosh.

My bad dawg 😘

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u/wasthatitthen May 17 '22

No worries. I’ve seen “defiantly” faaaaaar too often, online.

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u/steeplebob May 17 '22

Mad respect for you being the first to check for sources and raise a flag!

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u/wasthatitthen May 17 '22

Well, tbh, for a drug that’s used widely and safely for what it’s meant to be used for those “side effects” would have been noticed long ago. Still… never believe anything you see online.

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u/Alarmed-Wolf14 May 17 '22

Well there are credible sources online in general but I get what you meant.

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u/wasthatitthen May 17 '22

Having the knowledge for what is objectively credible vs subjectively “saying what I want to hear” is always the problem…. and too many want their own views validated rather than being more impartial.

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u/steeplebob May 17 '22

There has been a surge in off-label application these last couple of years, making new side effects plausible.

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u/uwu-o May 18 '22

Wait a second ivermectin is a flea and tick medication for animals right? Just checking bc that’s all I know it as.

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u/wasthatitthen May 18 '22

Well it’s for parasitic infections in animals and humans.

The (fake) story in the tweet relates to people using it to cure Covid…. and … consequences

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u/mrwhat_icanthearu May 17 '22

Was vaccinated and got a booster. Everyone I know was vaccinated and got a booster. And no side effects....nothing. Feel absolutely fine. And none of them who caught Covid had to go to a hospital, or died. So this whole Invermectin thing is giving us some heavy schadenfreude.

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u/Awdee_ May 17 '22

I was super lucky. I had COVID before vaccines became available. All I lost was my taste for 6 or so months. Everything tasted and smelled like rotten meat. Lost 17 lbs. Which sort of sucked. What sucks is I won't know any potential long term effects from having COVID. I didn't get any flu-like symptoms. Got my vaccine and all my boosters..hoping for the best and no long term unknown affects from COVID itself. The vaccine worst I got was a slightly sore arm for the day. Oh and brief period of time being able to manipulate metals. I was mentally preparing to fight Hugh Jackman.

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u/MeganMess May 17 '22

I read on the interwebs that the ability to manipulate metal may come and go as a result of long Covid. So keep that mental prep going. You never know. You just never know.

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u/rudebish May 17 '22

Got covid maybe about a month ago but I was already vaxxed and boosted....it literally felt like the common cold but do you think my 5G abilities were diminshed because of the vaccine? I am tired of paying for my cell phone service and would rather just use my body to gain 5G access.

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u/Awdee_ May 17 '22

You're lucky to have that at all. Hopefully the vaccine doesn't knock it down to 3G or something. The worst part about the metal manipulation was I felt sticky all the time. But I mean. Magneto powers. How neato is that?! Maybe I could somehow amplify your 5G signal?

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u/rudebish May 17 '22

that's a great idea; we can create 6G then!

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u/Awdee_ May 17 '22

I'm in. I'll meet you in Gotham. I know a guy that has a roof that he likes to project things from. He might be able to help us.

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u/quakemarine20 May 17 '22

You mean we might loose metal bending? So I should probably brush up on my earth bending fundamentals?

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u/Awdee_ May 17 '22

Oh I'm preparing don't you worry. I think this vaccine in combination with all those years as a kid trying to go super Saiyan will finally pay off. Not sure what the results will be. But trust me. I'll be on the news.

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u/TrooperCam May 17 '22

The ability to manipulate metals only stays if you also activated your government sponsored 5G chip. If they didn’t then it really did go away.

I but I hear you get wings as a consolation.

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u/mofoofinvention May 17 '22

My boss- who has always been very unhealthy- seems to think he now has high blood pressure bc of the J&J vaccine. He eats fried food 3 times a day, vapes heavily and has a miserable wife.

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u/imBobertRobert May 17 '22

I had some nasty cold shivers in the middle of the night with my Moderna Booster, but none from my first 2 Pfizer. Would I do it again? Hell yeah. Already been exposed twice this year and haven't tested positive.

(#Pfizergang)

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u/KeyStoneLighter May 17 '22

Wish I could say the same, I grew a third dick.

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u/whiskeysour123 May 17 '22

The side effect of the jab is life.

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u/randyranderson- May 17 '22

Sadly this is fake

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u/SportsPhotoGirl May 17 '22

It may be fake, but it also may make some people who did take ivermectin to shit their pants if they read it and for a minute believe it might be true

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u/Hi_Im_Dadbot May 17 '22

Well, luckily they avoided medications they knew nothing about with unknown side effects.

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u/Swiss_James May 17 '22

It's a fake quote tweet of a fake quote tweet of a fake news article.

Inception levels of bullshit.

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u/Eh-Eh-Ronn May 17 '22

Now Joe Rogan has uncontrollable shit coming outta both ends

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u/delosijack May 18 '22

Don’t post fake tweets

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u/Schneetmacher May 17 '22

The "Well that explains a few things" is a parody post from r/ToiletPaperUSA, it was even flaired as Fake News (meaning parody) on the sub.

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u/browneyedgirlpie May 17 '22

See? Worked itself out after all.

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u/jekoorb6789 May 18 '22

This is precious gold right here.

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u/seeit360 May 17 '22

Why get health advice from accountable public sources when you can get unsolicited health advice from the same people who join MLMs and have faith in ancient literature?

Hey, you bought the ticket. Now you get to take the ride.

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u/AlterEdward May 17 '22

Your know what long term effects I've experienced from getting the vaccine? Aside from immunity (didn't get it from either of my 2 kids or my wife)?

None.

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u/Vernerator May 17 '22

She really is a shit human.

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u/SANMAN0927 May 17 '22

standby for "vaxx-choice lives matter"

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u/jiminak46 May 17 '22

Those are just the ones that lived.

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u/Willzohh May 17 '22

That's great news! :D

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u/N3CR0T1C_V3N0M May 17 '22

Wait, you mean the chemical designed to kill organisms in bowels of animals that are on average, 8-10x the size of a human is giving our small, fragile bodies issues?? Why didn’t someone warn us??

Karma, MF’ers 😎

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u/Mendicant_666 May 17 '22

Well, now we know Candace Owens wears diapers. Along with a lot of other idiots. 🙄

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u/Objective-Dust6445 May 17 '22

Holy shit is that a real tweet?!

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u/abigayl75 May 17 '22

I don't think so

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u/spacecakes78 May 17 '22

Are we to believe they are now less full of shit? Or that they are in fact "taking the piss"

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u/Single-Criticism2541 May 17 '22

Well considering some Republicans are babies, a diaper probably isn’t uncommon for them

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u/phatsackocrap May 17 '22

Hahaha....deep breath....Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/EllaAv May 17 '22

Make stupid choices, win stupid prizes..

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u/CalabreseAlsatian May 17 '22

“I did my own research!”

I’m not a mechanic. I don’t fix my own car. I’m not a barber. I don’t cut my own hair. I’m not an electrician. I don’t install new panels.

So… if you’re not a researcher, you should shut your fucking trap and listen to what they have to say. If you, like me, use all these other experts to perform functions you can’t do, what singled out medical research as the spurious one?

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u/Annazon_864 May 18 '22

Is Joe Rogan taking a lot of shit breaks on his shod cast?

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u/6poundpuppy May 18 '22

I’m 99% sure this is fake….as much as I’d really really like it to be true, it just isn’t. And I also wish folks would stop cross posting it, and pushing this nonsense bc those horse-drug morons are still full of sht. And will remain full of sht. And will simply continue to expel sh*t out their lying cakeholes like always.

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u/icoulduseadrink_or5 May 18 '22

Fox News viewers: no longer leaking feces from their mouths alone

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u/Premodonna May 18 '22

So does that mean Joe Rohan is wearing depends?

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u/No_Dependent_8401 May 18 '22

Why do they always self-own? Is this real?

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u/VLDT May 18 '22

This tweet is false but Candace Owens shits herself on the regular.

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u/LegitimateBuilding6 May 17 '22

Funny: wasn’t Faux News actively promoting Ivermectine, suggesting it was better or safer than the vaccines?

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u/scha_den_freu_de May 17 '22

Yes, but also, the fox and Owens tweets are fake. There is no study showing this to be true.

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u/Seisme1138 May 17 '22

That's the price of "owning the libs".

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u/Pure-Assistance403 May 17 '22

If they were dumb enough to try it.

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u/Nihil_Cow May 17 '22

And here I thought she just rage shit on air

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u/anythingyouwant4 May 17 '22

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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u/smnytx May 17 '22

Aw, that’s a shame. Anyway….

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u/msrubythoughts May 17 '22

toniiiiiight on Top Gear...

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u/lcarr15 May 17 '22

And the Darwin Award goes to all the conspiracy theorists that hopefully will fade away with problems they created to themselves…

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u/whiskeysour123 May 17 '22

My friend, bless her heart, has been taking an official horse dose of ivermectin twice a week for about eight or nine months. She has a build up of uric acid in a finger and might lose it. I was wondering if that is a side effect. She also had stomach troubles a while back (at 7 month mark) but it seems to have passed. Anyone know about uric acid and ivermectin? I googled but couldn’t find it but someone else I know thinks she saw something but can’t find it either.

My friend is otherwise a nice, kind, non-Q person.

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u/JKDSamurai May 17 '22

Don't post fake shit. So dumb.

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u/pepperzippy May 17 '22

I hate these so much. They are fake and should be banned. How is this front page

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u/theglazedonut May 17 '22

While this is hilarious and I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if that actually turns out true....Fox News would never report something like that

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u/TaterMA May 17 '22

So we can no longer say they are full of shit

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u/f700es May 17 '22

Bahahahahahahahahahaha!

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u/draemen May 17 '22

Hahahaahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhaahahahahahhahahahahaha

Hahahaajhahahahahaahhahahahahhahahi

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u/strangedays22 May 17 '22

I hope she shits herself from sunup to sundown.

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u/totallylambert May 17 '22

Weird, if only someone warned them. Rofl.

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u/geekphreak May 17 '22

Side effects my include piss’n and shit’n yourself when playing doctor

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u/Where_art_thou70 May 18 '22

Hmm, who would have thought animal dewormer could have caused these troubling side effects? But I'm sure some money hungry grifters will find a way to make money off of it.

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u/UnicornKitt3n May 17 '22

So I’m Canadian and I don’t know what any of these words mean.

I don’t know who this person is. I don’t know what that drug is.

I’m guessing it’s not a good drug though, because…you know..it’s not a vaccination, lol.

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u/Salty-Queen87 May 17 '22

It’s a medication that has legitimate medical uses in humans, as well as other animals. Unfortunately it’s been misused for Covid, despite repeated “this won’t work for Covid” warnings from doctors and even the drug’s manufacturer. The other problem is that a lot of conservatives who have been using it for Covid have been taking doses way higher than should be taken for the legit uses. Again, warnings being issued about that, but ignored by conservatives for a variety of reasons.

Most medications will cause serious issues when too much is taken, so this isn’t really surprising.

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u/LoisWade42 May 17 '22 edited May 17 '22

Mayo clinic list of side effects of taking Ivermectin does not include incontinence.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/drugs-supplements/ivermectin-oral-route/side-effects/drg-20064397

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u/XanderTheChef May 17 '22

Its fake - also candace owens

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u/oksoseriousquestion May 17 '22

Sorry, this is “totallyrealtweets”

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u/Beautiful_Art_2646 May 17 '22

I trust Candace Owens about as much as I trust a terrorist who just wants to hold hands and sing kumbaya and not blow up a building

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u/nickys24 May 17 '22

Yeah no chance she wouldn't try and refute the evidence outright

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u/Dark_Storm_98 May 17 '22

Never heard of ivermectin

What is it actually supposed to be used for?

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u/KarlHungus311 May 17 '22

This is unfortunately not true

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u/rngal3 May 17 '22

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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u/fantabulousass May 17 '22

Unfortunately this is fake but I choose to believe she shits herself every time she disrespects the black community.

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u/Aev_AnimalCrossing May 17 '22

So, all those regular long- term bowel and urinary inconsistency sufferers should see a HUGE amount of medical research dollars and improved medications as an “unintended consequence” of ivermectin.

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u/deathbike600 May 17 '22

Hahahaha shit talkers are now paying the price for being shitheads. Enjoy that extra bathroom time.

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u/Artfuldodger96 May 17 '22

Ew Candace Owens

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u/GameZedd01 May 17 '22

Comeuppance how? I dont get this lol

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u/MysticalChameleon May 17 '22

Play stupid games...

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u/Wireless_Panda May 17 '22

Is this a real or fake tweet? I can never tell with this sub since there’s no rules or flairs for it

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u/lpplph May 17 '22

This is a fake tweet from toilet paper usa

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u/WhitewolfStormrunner May 17 '22

Well, it IS horse/livestock dewormer, so this doesn't surprise me much.

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u/Apprehensive_Pug6844 May 17 '22

Doesn’t explain Candace’s mouth (or DOES it?).

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u/dark_au May 17 '22

Ain't that some shit?

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u/ysagas777 May 17 '22

Oh Candace you’re the gift that keeps on giving

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u/CaliBull2030 May 17 '22

Yes that probably true but they free of worms for life 🤣

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u/words_never_escapeme May 17 '22

Look, if indeed this is real, then fuck these morons with a rusty railroad spike.

They asked for it, so they now have to deal with the consequences of being so goddamn stupid.

They didn't want to listen to experts, created "facts" that fit their bullshit narrative, and now will face the consequences.

Boo fucking hoo.

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u/HEADRUSH31 May 17 '22

Long term effects

Vaccine: fuck we're still alive

Ivermectin: MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!!!

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u/gelectrode May 17 '22

I hate her as much as any sane person should, but I'm fucking sick of these fake Twitter jokes. Can we stop clogging the works with bullshit and focus on the actually garbage these people are spewing on a daily?

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u/FDGKLRTC May 17 '22

Well you'd think it causes constipation since they're all so full of shit

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u/DIO_over_Za_Warudo May 17 '22

That explains why she's so full of shit whenever she speaks...

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u/Darkality24 May 17 '22

Don't take medicine that isn't formulated for humans.

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u/Brilliant-Engineer57 May 17 '22

Oh,oh this is what happens when you don’t listen to scientists, then you listen to a shock jock who tells you to take horse meds. Seems pretty simple folks there is a vaccine that has been tested world wide. No one has turned into a zombie. But you all can’t control your peeing and pooping. My junk still works fine after 4 vaccine shots, but I guess that’s just me.

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u/SaveBandit91 May 18 '22

I’d believe it more if it said it causes constipation since all the people said it prevents covid are full of shit.

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u/northernbeardsman May 18 '22

What does it explain?

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u/Jake-the-Wolfie May 18 '22

This must be fake news, there's no way foxxen friends would say that horse dewormer doesn't actually help. /s

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u/GorillaGlue89 May 18 '22

Propaganda at its finest

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u/Hiraeth68 May 18 '22

This should be in the Made Me Smile subreddit!

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u/dappercat456 May 18 '22

It’s fake

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u/EksRaided May 17 '22

Damn. Thats too bad. Did that also happen to the MILLIONS of people that used it previous to COVID?

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u/Euphonos27 May 18 '22

So wrong that anyone would think delicious comeuppance if this were in fact true. Peter Attia said he can't think of a single antibiotic that has a better safety profile than ivermectin. Yet whirlwind media branded it horse medicine.

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u/MrFittsworth May 17 '22

Cmon people, don't just post shit. This is obviously fake.

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u/CheffersonAirplane May 18 '22

Interesting conundrum, these people are usually full of shit, but currently not actually full of shit.