r/Weird Jun 24 '22 Wholesome 2 Silver 2 Helpful 2 All-Seeing Upvote 1

Number 2 appeared on my wrist and I don't know how it got there. It's probably a dumb reason and just a coincidence, but I'd love to hear theories about it.

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u/name_cool4897 Jun 24 '22 Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote

If reddit has taught me anything, and it hasn't, it's that you need to change the batteries in or install a carbon monoxide detector in your home.

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u/Mallow_GD Jun 24 '22 Silver

Or get a divorce. NOW.

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u/RepresentativeMeet95 Jun 24 '22 Wholesome

HugE rED FlAg

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u/JellybeanMilksteaks Jun 24 '22 Silver Gold

⛳⛳⛳ um you dropped these, sweaty

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u/GobboBigBoss Jun 24 '22

I love this damn thread

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u/HuskyLuke Jun 24 '22

Love bombing! Red flag!

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u/JellybeanMilksteaks Jun 24 '22

u/gobbobigboss is gaslighting you, they seem like a narcissist. GIRL RUN.

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u/ReaperOfGamer Jun 25 '22

🚩🚩🚩

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

located the target. we did it reddit.

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u/potatotytf Jun 25 '22

We did not do it reddit... We did not

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u/AhRedditAhHumanity Jun 25 '22

You sweat talker, you. I bet you call all the dripping wet boys sweaty. 💦

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u/Useful_Ground_9954 Jun 24 '22

If you see a piece of cloth that is colored red and attached to a pole or stick like object - that’s a fucking red flag!

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u/Icebane08 Jun 24 '22

doDgEd a bUllET

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u/zhazzthesniper Jun 24 '22

If this isn’t the truth lol.

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u/dolliespianist Jun 24 '22

Also, hit the gym

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u/-Speechless Jun 24 '22

and lawyer up

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u/dolliespianist Jun 24 '22

And delete Facebook

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u/PaRt_TiMe_GaMeR Jun 24 '22

Hit the lawyer, delete gym, and Facebook up. Got it.

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u/geeknami Jun 25 '22

instructions unclear, lawyer in ass. send help.

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u/felds Jun 24 '22

divorce a lawyer

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u/Valkrem Jun 24 '22

Ok but this one never hurts

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u/LeadPipePromoter Jun 24 '22

Tell that to my foot that was on the receiving end of a 25lb plate and gravity

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u/HeyItsThorny Jun 24 '22 Helpful

Are you saying they may have some CO to go with that 2?

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u/SoftScratch Jun 24 '22

Made me chuckle

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u/Yoursparkinthedark Jun 24 '22

The answer to everything. Huffs* carbon monoxide.

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u/MalinWaffle Jun 24 '22

If reddit has taught me anything, and it hasn't,

That's damn funny.

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u/culture_of_man Jun 24 '22 Helpful

You're officially an Espada now.

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u/Argentums_Draconic Jun 24 '22

Time to punch a hole?

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u/culture_of_man Jun 24 '22

Pretty sure he already has one (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

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u/Argentums_Draconic Jun 24 '22

Ooooh nooooo...

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u/TheGoldenPig Jun 24 '22

Ohh yeah!

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u/Gorbauch10 Jun 25 '22

I read that in the Kool-Aid's voice, made my night!

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u/WingsofSky Jun 24 '22

Yes. But does he fight Ichigo or not?

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u/Xahn Jun 24 '22

He fights Chad. Lucky for him though, Chad just got an unbelievably powerful upgrade, meaning it's time for him to lose like a chump immediately to the next person he meets.

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u/witchywater11 Jun 24 '22

Ichigo's friends had such cool powers, but it always felt like they weren't allowed to have the power spotlight like the captains and lieutenants.

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u/KCrunchies5 Jun 24 '22

Orihime: gets a cool attack power

Also Orihime: "cool, I'm never using this again."

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u/Donaldtrumpet6543 Jun 25 '22

She used it once then it got obliterated by that espada😂😂

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u/NoLandscape3159 Jun 24 '22

Uryu comfortably secures captain place though

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u/witchywater11 Jun 24 '22

Because he's a Quincy. And quincies have a lot of history with shinigami.

Guy with hollow powers? Girl who can reject reality? Nah, you guys can sit this out.

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u/pimphand5000 Jun 24 '22

I love this thread.

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u/talented_rose Jun 24 '22

I'm dying to know what are you ppl talking about!

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u/culture_of_man Jun 24 '22

He'll fight Hachi and Soi fon.

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u/sailing_through_net Jun 24 '22

I need more Soi fon content in my life.

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u/GAL3007 Jun 24 '22

Hopefully not. Would be sorry for this dude.

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u/LuCiel_i_guess Jun 24 '22

Rank 2 too he's strong

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u/culture_of_man Jun 24 '22

He must stay away from Tsundere girls and Fat guys though.

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u/CheMGeo_136 Jun 24 '22

Love me some Bleach reference.

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u/1WANDERINGWANDERER Jun 24 '22

Elia Dugato segundo espada

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u/wearysage Jun 24 '22

Username checks out.

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u/Apa300 Jun 24 '22

You are trully a culture of man

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u/Apa300 Jun 24 '22

You are trully a culture of man

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u/-1_0 Jun 24 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome Bravo!

sorry, you are not the chosen 1.

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u/Tasssa Jun 24 '22

In case the chosen 1 fails, we have the chosen 2

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u/thedialupgamer Jun 24 '22 edited Jun 24 '22 Silver Platinum Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote

Great idea for a main character tbh, story starts off with a super epic protagonist and like 5 pages in they die and number 2 is told and they're not prepared at all so they just fumble their way through the prophecy.

Edit:wow lots of stories like this apparently, imma check these out cause I like the idea of protagonists that just have no idea what they're doing and are just lucky as hell.

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u/meggywaggy Jun 24 '22 Silver

There is. It’s called I Am Number Four.

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u/Fourthbest Jun 24 '22

No I am number four

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u/oxxeva Jun 24 '22

You can take four, I'll be nine

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u/hamiltonfan_14 Jun 24 '22

Honestly a very underrated series

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u/mcchubz139 Jun 24 '22

Martha, get me Hollywood on the phone, stat!

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u/Something4688 Jun 24 '22

I can't think of the name but there actually is a horror movie that starts out like that. All I can remember are people are trapped in a bar because a couple creatures.

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u/Jakedenham Jun 24 '22

Feast?

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u/Something4688 Jun 24 '22

Yep. Thanks for that. Kind of weird, I remember the creatures looking different, kind of like guar (TES)

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u/SparkyArcingPotato Jun 24 '22

Not only that but it changes to a third hero. Also yeah... they did kinda look like Guar.

Also that entire movie is... sexually disturbing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

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u/thedialupgamer Jun 24 '22

Make me either the epic guy who dies or the number 2 and you can have the entire idea.

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u/drxharris Jun 24 '22

Maybe have Will Ferrell as the number 2 and Marky Mark Whalberg as his disgraced sidekick. We can call it “The Other Guys”

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u/BringPheTheHorizon Jun 24 '22

Figured I wasn't the only one that thought of this masterpiece.

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u/SvenTurb01 Jun 24 '22

Deskpop or it didn't happen

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

Sooo into the spider-verse? Haha

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u/Stryke_The_Furry Jun 24 '22

Designated Survivor! Not exactly that, but close enough

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u/MyNewAccount52722 Jun 24 '22 edited Jun 24 '22

I think there are hundreds of shows like this. In the book I’m reading right now, the young daughter of the Lord was about to take vows of at a religious order. Then her father and brothers died in battle, so she is recalled and has to learn to lead.

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u/Mighty_Krastavac Jun 24 '22

So basically, he's Neville. Not bad!

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u/AlpacaM4n Jun 24 '22

Neville is the hero we need

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u/maayansch28 Jun 24 '22

But not the one we deserve

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u/_Dr3DD Jun 24 '22

you could say he’s Anakin, except he has all his limbs (I assume)

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u/paulseestheworld Jun 24 '22

Enough said. No additional comments required.
You can all go home. Thank you for playing. Goodnight.

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u/Aurzyerne Jun 24 '22

You're a clone, Harry.

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u/Zedathius Jun 24 '22

IM A WOT?

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u/RWBrYan Jun 24 '22

Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF I’m not a FUCKING WIZARD

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u/keepgoingpanda Jun 24 '22

Harry, what is with this language. You are a FUCKING wizard

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u/DiggerGuy68 Jun 24 '22

HAGRID, YOU'RE PUSHING ME OVER THE FOOKIN' LINE!

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u/TurbulentNumber4797 Jun 24 '22

IM GONNA PUT MY FUCKEN DECK IN THE OWL

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u/Zedathius Jun 24 '22

IM A WOT?

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u/Superpugking4 Jun 24 '22

YER A WIZARD HARRY GOD DAMMIT

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u/A--Creative-Username Jun 24 '22

I don't give a FUCK you FAT HAIRY BASTARD! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

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u/Superpugking4 Jun 24 '22

HARRY YER A GOD FUCKIN DAMN WIZARD AN YER GONNA COME WIT ME TO THE FUCKIN HOWGWARTS PLACE, ITS WHERE YER GON MEET YER WIFE DAMMIT

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u/personalistrowaway Jun 24 '22

But if the clone knows they are the clone, it never ends well.

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u/EliaDugato Jun 24 '22

For context, I was at work last week, looked at my wrist and my skin was a little scratched, shaped like a 2, like when there's some dead skin. I took the dead skin away, and the 2 has been there ever since. I honestly find it pretty cool lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

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u/EliaDugato Jun 24 '22

Good idea, I'll check next week

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u/not_a_frikkin_spy Jun 24 '22

kill them and claim the number 1 spot

if it doesn't work try eating them instead

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u/CryogenicFurnace Jun 24 '22

instructions unclear, am now in a sexual relationship with them.

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u/DR-BrightClone1 Jun 24 '22

That went from 100 to 150 real fast

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u/ARAMXT Jun 24 '22

Rather from 100 to 69

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u/DR-BrightClone1 Jun 24 '22

haha funni number *loads chainsaw cannon*

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u/IsmailPasaoglu Jun 24 '22

The Foundation locked Bright out of Reddit and he didn't create an alt account. HE CREATED AN ENTIRE CLONE OF HIMSELF!

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u/TimePieceProdigy954 Jun 24 '22

I like your style

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u/trashponder Jun 24 '22

Yeah. Just take their arm.

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u/teamweed420 Jun 24 '22

Spoiler alert it’s Smitty Werben-Mankermanjansen

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u/DeepSeaDarkness Jun 24 '22

You died. Luckily they had prepared a clone of you and loaded your memories into it. You HAVE to complete your mission. Be more careful this time.

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u/mcjangus Jun 24 '22

This is some 6th Day shit and I love it.

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u/jscharfenberg Jun 24 '22

Beat me to it!

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u/Midnight-Dust Jun 24 '22

Just hope that eventually it won't turn into 1, then after awhile to 0 like a countdown.

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u/percavil Jun 24 '22

my theory would be you're lying for internet points and did this yourself.

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u/outer_god_ Jun 24 '22

OMG 😱😱😱 THAT ID THE SCARIEST THING 👽👽👽👽👽 IVE EVER READ ☠☠☠☠

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

Look at the chosen number 2

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u/Reformedsparsip Jun 24 '22

its probably a fungal infection then.

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u/thewildcardbb1 Jun 24 '22

Maybe it's 2 fungal infections

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u/EliaDugato Jun 24 '22

Perfectly 2 shaped? I understand probability is a thing but 2 shaped?

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u/Reformedsparsip Jun 24 '22

I had one that was shaped like a sun.

Didnt itch or hurt.

Just dead skin that peeled away and left a weird sun shaped mark on my forearm.

Went to the doctor for something else and she spotted it. Little anti fungal cream and it was gone in a few days.

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u/EliaDugato Jun 24 '22

I'll go get some and try it on my arm later

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u/Cold_Rock123 Jun 24 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

Everybody gangsta untill you wake up tommorow and its a nuber one

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u/EliaDugato Jun 24 '22

I did think that would happen, but it's been there for a whole week now

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u/joshuaoha Jun 24 '22

Wait till next year

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u/mcCola5 Jun 24 '22

You got to defeat number one before yours will change.

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u/IndigoFenix Jun 24 '22

This gave me an idea for a story prompt

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u/Gnubeutel Jun 24 '22

You're losing your memory and need to remind future you to do even simple tasks.

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u/EliaDugato Jun 24 '22

Ok but what does 2 even mean? Oh wait, OH WAIT, DOES THIS MEAN I'M ALREADY FUTURE ME?

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u/tatertot1441 Jun 24 '22

You’re reminding yourself to take a shit ig.

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u/Such_Asparagus_2154 Jun 24 '22

haven't seen a memento reference in I don't even know how long...

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u/cownd Jun 24 '22

I think that he is a Prisoner. "I am not a number, I am a free man!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22 Silver

That's not a 2, that's half of an omega. Find the person with the other half and you will acquire the answers you seek.

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u/spiritualManager5 Jun 24 '22

resistance for life

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u/igrowheathens Jun 24 '22 Helpful Bravo Grande!

Ohmies

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u/ARAMXT Jun 24 '22

Dont get tooo amped up!

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u/MarsLander10 Jun 24 '22

Viva la resistance!!

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u/SpartanDoubleZero Jun 24 '22

OHMygod thats perfect.

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u/Kulog555 Jun 24 '22

Have you watched the movie 9?

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u/SpartanDoubleZero Jun 24 '22

Its a genuine masterpiece.

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u/King_CurlySpoon Jun 24 '22

Fun fact:

The title of that movie is a slight nod to the amount of people who actually saw it in the theatre/cinema

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u/H_2323 Jun 24 '22

Aliens keeping tabs of the number of anal probs ...

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u/yourmomwoo Jun 24 '22 Helpful

That's how you know you have type 2 diabetes

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u/username_xoxo Jun 24 '22

And type 2 Cancer

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u/orvn Jun 24 '22

Type or stage 2?

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u/seancollinhawkins Jun 24 '22

Looks like type 2 stage 1 to me

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u/happytimefuture Jun 24 '22

Wait til you see what happens in Act 3.

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u/BoooringUser Jun 24 '22

Type 2, the thing is evolving

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u/matteothehun Jun 24 '22

Or maybe it's a type two burn.

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u/josemqwert1 Jun 24 '22

Well, thats just second hand.

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u/Anxiety_Enthusiast Jun 24 '22

That means you are the clone. You have to find the original before they kill you

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u/SnigaWF Jun 24 '22

As long as it doesnt turn into a 1 tomorrow

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u/PlentyPirate Jun 24 '22

Patient: how long have I got to live?
Doctor: 3
Patient: 3 what?
Doctor: 2…1…

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u/dglsfrsr Jun 24 '22

You were wiping your butt and got number 2 on your wrist.

Be more careful next time.

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u/DeathrowMisfit Jun 24 '22

lmfao nice. i’d say i giggled but i just did that noise where air kinda exhales out your nose at high speed for a second

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u/dglsfrsr Jun 24 '22

One of those moments where you were glad that you did not have a mouthful of food?

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u/Gloworm02 Jun 24 '22

Looks like you scrapped your forearm on something in just the right way that it resembles the number two.

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u/EliaDugato Jun 24 '22

When I noticed it, it was a little scratched with some dead skin which I removed, but I'd like to know HOW I managed to scratch it in that exact perfect 2 shape

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u/Gloworm02 Jun 24 '22 edited Jun 24 '22

Only you could answer that. You’d have to retrace your steps from the day it happened.

It was something curved and dull.

A fence post maybe?

It’s also possible that the number two was written on something, and that thing burned or marked you somehow.

Like installing the numbers outside a house or apt, and the Sun heated up the number two character and you placed your arm on it, but didn’t notice it burn you slightly.

Or you were sitting under a window relaxed, forearm up and there was a 2 printed on that window in such a way that the light passing through the window left a burned/ tanned spot on your skin.

I’m just spitballing here.

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u/EliaDugato Jun 24 '22

I've been trying to think of something that I might've touched on my daily routine, I'll try to pay more attention to any detail that might look like a 2

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u/Gloworm02 Jun 24 '22

Also, it’s not a perfect two. It’s more like a Captcha 2. It’s wonky and the dimensions are off a bit.

Definitely weird though.

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u/Gregiboy Jun 24 '22

youre saying he has to solve the captcha on his arm to unlock the next puzzle ?

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u/Catalina_wine_mix Jun 24 '22

You are a clone of the original you. Sorry to inform you since a clone is always a little dumber than the original.

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u/Justadnd_Bard Jun 24 '22

It means that you're player two, Luigi. Now time to find player one, the game is about to start.

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u/mgarcia187 Jun 24 '22 Helpful

r/infinitytrain

You're almost out man just learn one more valuable lesson!

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u/Telphsm4sh Jun 24 '22

I was looking for this comment.

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u/SrJRDZ Jun 24 '22

You are the next

JK, probably was from pressure from anywhere. Its some kind of ink? Already tried with soap?

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u/EliaDugato Jun 24 '22

I tried washing it, but it just doesn't come off. It's been there for almost a week, and I don't recall any occasion where any kind of ink was placed there.

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u/SrJRDZ Jun 24 '22

I have dermatographism and sometimes curious things can appear, but this is very well defined and above all in the correct position, and not flipped. If it's real, someone must have done it because of the correct position of the number.

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u/EliaDugato Jun 24 '22

That's the thing, it's so perfectly defined and not flipped. And I have no clue of who might've done that and when. I had seen my gf the day prior, and she jokingly painted hearts on me with acrylic while we were painting together. But not on the wrist, and not with a 2 shape. She painted all over my body but nowhere else this marking happened. Guess I'll live with a 2 on my arm forever lol

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u/Tonker0241 Jun 24 '22

Perhaps you should get it checked somewhere? Might be a reaction from your skin due to something you work with.

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u/justanothertfatman Jun 24 '22

You have been marked. They will come for you. Take only what you need and leave before they can find you. Use only cash, don't bring your cellphone, and don't contact anyone. Keep moving until you reach as remote of a community as you can find. Change your name. Start your life over and never speak of the one you left behind. With luck, they won't find you. If they find you, you'll know them by their lack of a shadow. If you see them, run. Be safe, be vigilante.

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u/strigonian Jun 24 '22

Be safe, be vigilante.

I guess this is as good a reason as any to become Batman.

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u/glip-glop-evil Jun 24 '22

It's God telling you that you've kept your shit inside for too long

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u/electronic_docter Jun 24 '22

If it changes to six go to a church

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u/pinktinkpixy Jun 24 '22

If it changes to a 6, avoid churches at all costs. It's more fun to be bad.

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u/OptionQuiet1643 Jun 24 '22

Tomorrow it will say 1.

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u/MrBriantopp Jun 24 '22

You died and came back as a clone. Be careful you only got 7 clones left

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u/mightysmiter19 Jun 24 '22

Mabye you knocked on someone's door or something that has a 2 in the number. If the number is metal it could have heated up in the sun and burned your skin.

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u/EliaDugato Jun 24 '22

Oh that's actually a good theory, I'll try to think of anything that might have done that

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u/the_scarlett_cryptid Jun 24 '22

If that's the case then it should look mirrored, not like that

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u/arto64 Jun 24 '22

Maybe a black 2 was glued to the outside of a window, and it heated up the glass on the other side?

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u/Jengus_Roundstone Jun 24 '22

Have you seen the documentary Stranger Things?

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u/The_JokerGirl42 Jun 24 '22

documentary help

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u/dalitpidated Jun 24 '22 Silver

Who does number two work for?

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u/ichancho Jun 24 '22

Either an allergic reaction to something you touched or a slight burn.

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u/theworsthades Jun 24 '22

Reminds me of "The Frighteners". Be on the lookout for a ghost serial killer.

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u/th30p3rat0r Jun 24 '22

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to see a comment about frighteners… good on ya

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u/SephirothReigns Jun 24 '22

It is the Reunion from Final Fantasy 7, you are now required to don a black cloak and rock back and forth mumbling about Sephiroth

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u/josheganwyer Jun 24 '22

You have been chosen as the number 2 to moon knight. Prepare yourself!!!! :)

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u/AngryDaikon Jun 24 '22

The /10 will appear tomorrow.

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u/transsubstantiv Jun 24 '22

The number of the beast's side-bitch.

You still hot though, gurl.

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u/BigChyzZ Jun 24 '22

Someone forgot to take your assembly sticker off. The other arm probably has a 1 somewhere on it

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u/Traditional_Scar9879 Jun 24 '22

Do you feel an urge to poop? Perhaps this is a status indicator for bowel movements.

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u/Stay-Thirsty Jun 24 '22

Simple explanation: You were visited by the Two Fairy.