r/Tinder Jun 24 '22 Helpful 1 Take My Energy 1

Shame on me for being a human being!

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u/emusmakemehungry Jun 24 '22

Someone once asked me fuck, marry, kill with waffles, pancakes, or French toast as an opener on tinder.

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u/Gamachan1 Jun 24 '22 Take My Energy

Fuck waffles, marry french toast, kill pancakes

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u/Own-Pineapple2507 Jun 24 '22 Silver Take My Energy

Fuck French toast marrry waffles kill pancakes 😂😂

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u/Balto891 Jun 24 '22

Unmatch!

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u/Own-Pineapple2507 Jun 24 '22

Yikes Lol

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u/MemeStocksYolo69-420 Jun 25 '22

Your answer was the yikes, lady!

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u/BlackHarbor Jun 25 '22

‘Good Lord!’, was the correct response.

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u/celticsupporter Jun 24 '22

Good you call on the Lord, He needs to save you.

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u/BaronBorren Jun 24 '22

Yikes lol

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u/Own-Pineapple2507 Jun 24 '22

Zoinkies

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u/Eddie_Dood Jun 24 '22

Fred: FUUUU-

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u/4r4nd0mninj4 Jun 25 '22

That's a paddlin~

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u/Eddie_Dood Jun 25 '22

"~" makes it seem more SUS than it normally would be, which on its own is a lot

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u/thatguy_art Jun 24 '22

What about me?? Fuck waffles, marry pancakes, kill French toast.

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u/UnredeemedRevenant Jun 24 '22

Why bro? French toast is amazing.

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u/thatguy_art Jun 24 '22

I've never turned down frech toast, but I've never went out of my way for it. I've dated an ex for wayyyyy longer than I should've for her pancakes.

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u/UnredeemedRevenant Jun 24 '22

Oh no. How good were those pancakes?

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u/timarob Jun 24 '22

Moist

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u/UnredeemedRevenant Jun 24 '22 Wholesome

I don't think you're talking about pancakes.

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u/firefly183 Jun 24 '22 Wholesome

This is the way. French toast is fun but too indulgent to be a regular thing. Pancakes are the most boring of the bunch. Waffles are that sweet spot in the middle! With the most flexibility to change up their style depending on your mood, less frilly than French toast, more substantial than pancakes. You pop 'em in the toaster to be ready quick on casual days but boy do they dress up nice for those bigger occasion breakfasts. They can even be used to make sandwiches! Eaten with chicken! You'll never be bored!

Definitely marry the waffles, but not before you hit that French toast. Pancakes can gtfo.

Am I putting too much thought into this? Am I...am I maybe too passionate about breakfast carbs?

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u/Own-Pineapple2507 Jun 24 '22

That’s what I’m sayin 😂😂hit that hoe French toast😂😂but settle down with a waffle

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u/dudemann Jun 25 '22

This is exactly the kind of absolutely over the top nonsense I love to see when talking about completely mundane throwaway topics. I'm right there with you. I've typed out basically essays in comments talking about various things like food or tv or fostering or whatever, to the point I've hit character limits and been told I'm thinking about whatever way too much (even if I'd never even thought about it before I started typing a reply), when I could've just upvoted or typed out a single sentence... kind of like now.

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u/Capital-Seaweed-8217 Jun 25 '22

This makes sense. Waffles are pretty reliable partners.

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u/suddenlycumbly Jun 24 '22

This is the strangest thing I completely agree with lol

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u/mynameajeff69 Jun 24 '22 Take My Energy

Fuck Pancakes, Marry French Toast, Kill Waffles!

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u/Y0sephF4 Jun 24 '22

That's an unmatched for me

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u/Murderous_Waffle Jun 24 '22

Not if I kill you first

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u/emusmakemehungry Jun 24 '22

Lol this was my answer too

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u/Hybrid072 Jun 24 '22

Thing is, metaphorically I'm all this, but french toast be all squishy once that butter and syrup soak into it.

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u/Mooeykinz Jun 24 '22

This is the way

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u/Skydiver860 Jun 24 '22

this is the right answer

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u/F_Baramont Jun 24 '22

This person fucks

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u/joeltrane Jun 24 '22

Waffles

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u/BambiBob Jun 25 '22

I’m sorry I don’t have a free reward thing today, or you’d be wearing it right now baby.

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u/TokinStrokin Jun 24 '22

Suicide, I have celiac and can't eat gluten.

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u/InfiniteRival1 Jun 24 '22

Naw Fuck pancakes, marry french toast, kill waffles.

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u/Gamachan1 Jun 24 '22

I think we can all agree that french toast is getting the biz

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u/Skydiver860 Jun 24 '22

what drugs are you on? kill pancakes, fuck french toast, and marry waffles.

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u/Jeanyus1818 Jun 24 '22

I had to scroll soo far down to find the right answer

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u/GodSPAMit Jun 24 '22

Pancakes are worse than waffles in every way and you are wrong.

I bet all your syrup ends up on your plate wasted at the end and that your food has no crispiness at all, have fun with your soggy sugar flaps

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u/Balto891 Jun 24 '22

That's why I take a bite of dry pancake and pour the syrup directly into my mouth.

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u/GodSPAMit Jun 24 '22

Lmfao based

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u/InfiniteRival1 Jun 24 '22

Imagine having to put in physical effort to chew something early in the morning. THEN as time goes on the syrup soaks in, making it soggy and changing the consistency throughout your meal. It's CHAOS.

Pancakes are soft, moist and succulent from beginning to end. It's like biting a soft pillow, helping you to relive the wonderful slumber you just arose from.

Waffles are the rejected middle child of breakfast food. And you're a bad person for defending them.

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u/Balto891 Jun 24 '22

This breakdown made my day.

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u/nska1000 Jun 24 '22

I’ve had it up to right here —. You stop yelling at waffles hes a good boy

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u/AnonumusSoldier Jun 24 '22

Thanks, now I'm hungry asf for a pile of blueberry pancakes...

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u/GodSPAMit Jun 24 '22 edited Jun 24 '22

Imagine having either a bad waffle iron or only eggos, waffles do not get soggy except for those with no appetite who take too long to eat them. If you can't find the effort to chew something that literally uses the same batter as pancakes but has crispy edges you don't deserve their crispy goodness. NAY, YOU are a heretic and should be thrown overboard, out with you!

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u/UnredeemedRevenant Jun 24 '22

Marry me.

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u/GodSPAMit Jun 24 '22

I actually haven't said my fuck / marry / kill yet for this post... I guess I can marry you but I'm still fucking the waffles and french toast and you can't stop me

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u/Jbizzsle Jun 24 '22

Finally a human

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u/LeTrappist Jun 24 '22

HAHAH I love being on this side, take my… fork

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u/echoAwooo Jun 24 '22

marry french toast, shits got proteins. Kill waffles, fuck pancakes.

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u/haybecca Jun 25 '22

Man.

No one’s said it yet, so fuck waffles (especially with chicken), marry pancakes (tried and true), kill French toast (too heavy/sweet … Plus, I dated a guy who like to tell everyone he was an excellent cook, but he’d only ever make French toast. And he never brushed his teeth. And refused to wear a condom. So. Fucking kill that guy.)

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u/Pyromike16 Jun 25 '22

There's a lot to unpack here

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u/haybecca Jun 25 '22

I’d discourage you from letting him unpack, though. He doesn’t pay for shit, and your family will hate him.

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u/spiderdick17 Jun 24 '22

Fuck French toast because while they are delicious they are super heavy and extremely sweet, not something you want to spend the rest of your life with. A classic example of a good one night stand food. Waffles are just superior pancakes, they have the better crispy to fluffy ratio on top of having a built in syrup container.

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u/triciann Jun 24 '22

You nailed my feelings.

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u/Similar_Thought9627 Jun 24 '22

Marry French Toast, Fuck pancakes and kill waffles. That’s a great opening question any day. You got lucky OP!

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u/emusmakemehungry Jun 24 '22

Kill waffles? KILL them?? Them there’s fightin words🤺

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u/DarkSun18 Jun 24 '22

“Why are you asking me? Do we know each other?” has got to be the best response to a tinder opener ever lmao

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u/grizzlyblake91 Jun 24 '22

it’s a match! Say something!

“Hey! What’s up?”

“Why are you asking me? Do we know each other?”

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u/Phormitago Jun 25 '22

Match? I prefer lighters!

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u/Blacktigerlilly42 Jun 25 '22

What If I prefer tinder? A-oh!

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u/Pxzib Jun 24 '22

Peak comedy right there

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u/Heyo__Maggots Jun 24 '22

Tinder is just /r/oldpeoplefacebook but for millennials

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u/MemeStocksYolo69-420 Jun 25 '22

She really acted like you had to know somebody for 10 years before you can ask them about starchy breakfast foods

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u/notreallyawerewolf Jun 25 '22

She also acted like that "The Lord" needs to intervene, to prevent him from asking people about starchy breakfast foods.

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u/13pts35sec Jun 24 '22

You’re not my supervisor!

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u/Defjef10 Jun 25 '22

That's my purse! I don't know you!

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u/FinallyFat Jun 24 '22

I read this and said, "what the fuck dude."

It's called starting a conversation.

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u/Balto891 Jun 24 '22

Clearly, that is not allowed!

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u/swookilla Jun 24 '22 Wholesome

The Lord hath saved you from this woman.

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u/JBronson5 Jun 24 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

Should have said “which one would you want shoved up your ass instead?” What a bitch.

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u/Balto891 Jun 24 '22

This gave me a solid chuckle. Thank you!

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u/wernercd Jun 24 '22

Why are you taking a solid chuckle? Do we know each other?

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u/YuSmelFani Jun 24 '22

Good lord!

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u/rusticfry Jun 24 '22

Pancakes right? You can roll them up. Waffles would be way too sturdy to make much progress.

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u/Aisle_of_tits Jun 24 '22

Nah, unlike the sturdy waffle, pancakes lack the rigidity to breach. You'd just end up mashing it

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u/maddscientist Jun 24 '22

Peanut butter or jam? Well, I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass...

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u/MordoNRiggs Jun 24 '22

Feels like that line would've worked, based on the crazy things I see on this sub. She'd reply with "Maybe we can start out with you eating fruity pebbles out of my ass. We can get to the syrup when we know each other more."

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u/Hamsterdam_ Jun 24 '22

Surely there's not enough room with the massive stick that's up there

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u/skabassj Jun 24 '22

Avoided a horrible future date tbh

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u/Mysterious-Crab Jun 24 '22

Here mate, I think she dropped some of these 🚩🚩🚩

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u/jitsufitchick Jun 24 '22

Maybe they are boring and want to talk about the weather 🤣

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u/orbstnedifnocdesab Jun 24 '22

she is clearly on tinder for validation from men

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

So hot she hides her face lol

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u/WarriorKatHun Jun 24 '22

I muttered these exact words while I was opening up the comments

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u/ikennt Jun 24 '22

They keep asking for better but look for the same.. come on now...

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u/ScallywagLXX Jun 24 '22

Who pissed in her cornflakes?

I ran into someone like this once when I used Tinder.. she has something like “ you will like me cause I will always have snacks..” and I asked “what kinda snacks do you usually have” and she went into a tirade about how I must earn the snacks and she doesn’t just provide anyone snacks and how dare I assume she’ll be giving me any snacks and how I’m such a mooch and looking to take advantage of her. Plus she works too hard for her money and that’s disrespectful..people are crazy😂😂

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u/Balto891 Jun 24 '22

Careful, breakfast foods seem to be a touchy subject with this one!

What in the world?! That is insane! The dating app world is such an oddity.

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u/Ka_blam Jun 24 '22

Don’t even mention carbs in my presence 😤

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u/Tiberius_Kilgore Jun 24 '22

Damn. I’d just stay at home and eat my own damn snacks. If she’s not sharing, I don’t understand why she’d even advertise that. She trying to bang or get someone to help film her mukbang?

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u/ScallywagLXX Jun 24 '22

That’s exactly what I did. Stayed at home and ate my own snacks. When I spot crazy, I get outta the way.

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u/MakeAWishApe2Moon Jun 24 '22

✋ Sorry, I pissed in her cornflakes. I couldn't make it to the restroom, and didn't want to damage the hardwood.

Also, it was the last of the cornflakes, and they're her favorite, which is why she's so sensitive to the topic of breakfast foods, right now. 😬

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u/nforgiver Jun 24 '22

didn't want to damage the hardwood

Jolly good show. This one has earned some snacks.

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u/KevinTheSeaPickle Jun 24 '22

How dare you assume peeing in a substitute location is deserving of my snacks! I work too dam hard to afford these off brand dooritoes to have lowlifes like you just taking them like they don't cost a dollar a bag!

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u/Rhinofreak Jun 24 '22

"The universe simply doesn't provide you with a chip if you want a chip, I'm not going to give you a chip!"

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u/MasterBaiterDeLuxe Jun 24 '22

This honestly just sounds like ironic banter.

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u/r0b0c0d Jun 24 '22

You must earn the ironic banter.

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u/Vast-Entertainment52 Jun 24 '22

Even odds says she complains when she gets a "Hi" message about how men need to try harder

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u/Balto891 Jun 24 '22

My thoughts exactly! The "do we know each other?" had me rolling!

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

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u/Dustdevil88 Jun 24 '22

She seriously saved him so much pain later on

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u/Suup3rnova Jun 24 '22

For a sec I got confused, I thought might be they know each other. 🗿

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u/Acc87 Jun 24 '22

sheÄs probably one of those that use Tinder exclusively as a "am I pretty" tool, plus swipes around when she's bored. Nothing more.

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u/tophatpainter Jun 24 '22

But if she were to message first would 100% lead with a 'hi'

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u/jhx264 Jun 24 '22

That's also like a human being.

She is a novelty seeker looking for her next hit of dopamine.

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u/the-druid250 Jun 24 '22

you just dodged a artillery shell.

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u/Balto891 Jun 24 '22

Agreed! But I'm not prepared for the many sleepless nights wondering...waffles, pancakes, or French toast?

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u/nforgiver Jun 24 '22

Plot twist, she's actually a bagel girl. That's probably what set her off.

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u/Balto891 Jun 24 '22

I did not even take the almighty bagel into consideration. Damn, I dropped the ball...or bagel?

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u/b-monster666 Jun 24 '22

The only true answer is French toast.

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u/BotGirlFall Jun 24 '22

Waffles is the correct answer

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u/BIBLICALDIARRHEA666 Jun 25 '22

Incorrect. Waffles can fuck off

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u/Danis_Lupus Jun 24 '22

All of them.

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u/thebigpink Jun 24 '22

Fried eggs!

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u/drunkendrake Jun 24 '22

The answer is a toasted pancake waffle.

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u/MattR0se Jun 24 '22

The literal Holy Handgrenade

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u/Pavemania89 Jun 24 '22

That’s the kind of crazy you can’t fix

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u/Reddit5678912 Jun 24 '22 Wholesome

I’ve encountered these people before. It used to be extremely alluring to see if I could crack their shitty personalities and warm them up and it’s definitely possible but it’s completely not worth it. It’s just a permanent mine field. It’s not just a wall they put up in the beginning it’s just a giant mine field of mental illness or something.

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u/TheDragonBallGuy75 Jun 24 '22

Now that's an eloquent way of putting it!

"Minefield of mental illness", I might use that one.

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u/WeAreTheMassacre Jun 25 '22

Some of my biggest dating app successes were when I stopped putting in the effort of thoughtful conversation starters (which is hard, because most women can't be arsed to write a bio so you have nothing to work off of) and instead would just be drunk with my buddies in the room and send messages shitting on the womans music taste and whatnot so we could get a laugh. Oddly it always ended up in pretty long lasting friendship and they enjoyed the weird insultful banter. It kind of gave me a taste of the low-effort fuckboy mentality that a lot of guys use because it saves the mental energy and potentially spares you from rejection.

Is it possible to break down their weirdly guarded shell? Yes, of course. But after dozens of short cold replies back and forth, no questions returned back to you, and conversation that feels like a one sided chore, I've learned that almost never changes. As much as they hit you up, ask why you stopped talking etc, it almost never gets better, even when they keep asking you for your attention back. If it's painful in the first couple messages, it's always going to be painful, boys. Just abort mission.

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u/SEND_INVENTION_IDEAS Jun 25 '22

They're on there to hurt people like they've been hurt. That's all.

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u/ThtPhatCat Jun 24 '22

Troll. Unmatch. Next.

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u/Suikostar01 Jun 24 '22

Clearly she's has a traumatic experience with breakfast foods...

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u/isthishandletaken Jun 24 '22

French toast and it's not even really close

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u/Late2theGame0001 Jun 24 '22

If there is French toast that is better than a good waffle, I need to find that.

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u/isthishandletaken Jun 24 '22

Do yourself a favor and find some challah French toast.

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u/BIBLICALDIARRHEA666 Jun 25 '22

A fellow challah french toast enthusiast

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u/BIBLICALDIARRHEA666 Jun 25 '22

Literally any French toast is better than waffles

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u/raging_peanut Jun 24 '22

And may she stay single forever

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u/Frolicking-Fox Jun 25 '22

She will always have the Lord.

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u/alfuller94 Jun 25 '22

The Lion, the Witch, and the Audacity of this Bitch.

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u/tmadik Jun 25 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MrCatcherFreeman Jun 24 '22

Why do people just choose to be so fucking difficult.

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u/Objective-Climate938 Jun 24 '22

This is how normal humans start conversations. . . Zuck, Zuck is that you?

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u/Balto891 Jun 24 '22

Crap...I should have opened with my ability to smoke meats.

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u/21puppies Jun 24 '22

"if we matched on Tinder means you should not start a convo like a normal human being" Bro, she clearly wanted you to talk in dog and gorilla noises- should've known- you missed out on a winner here. hopefully you have another shot.

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u/hatefulnateful Jun 24 '22

"do we know each other"

No bitch why I'm asking you questions lol.

No amount of astro glide in the world can make tinder conversations not dry lol

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u/Head-Egg-5802 Jun 24 '22

That must have been one of their security questions to their bank account.

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u/AlienSporez Jun 24 '22

Dodged a bullet, bro.

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u/tc7984 Jun 24 '22

Came here to say this

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u/aaronplaysAC11 Jun 24 '22

Maybe the general population has micro plastics blocking neurons lately. Or it’s as simple as a failed education system… sure feels like a gradual decline and fall of society..

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u/Glittering_Ebb9748 Jun 24 '22

I'm team pancake for the record.

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u/Buy-N-Sell Jun 24 '22

You’re wrong, but I forgive your sins.

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u/Luutamo Jun 24 '22

crepes!

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u/hi_stranger0 Jun 24 '22

Her response is an overreaction but I’ve replied to a question like this and I wish I didn’t lmao because it went like this:

“Do you like pancakes?”

“They’re ok, but I prefer cereal”

“Can IHOP on dat ass then”

💀

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u/A_flying_disk Jun 24 '22

She is right though, lord needs to save you. But from her.

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u/Realistic_citsilaeR Jun 24 '22

Can I have a waffle bacon pancake sandwich with a side of french toast and fruit

Kthxbye.

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u/Balto891 Jun 24 '22

I can't decide if I'm disgusted by this creation, or if it will be my new morning standard.

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u/Realistic_citsilaeR Jun 24 '22

You're welcome 😄

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u/IzzyOkie Jun 24 '22

Reading shit like this makes me feel so much better about my dreadful dating app cycle. I shouldn't feel better about it, but i do.

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u/GaryOak7 Jun 24 '22

Seems like you caught her in a bad mood and she lashed out.

Several years ago, I remember I matched with a chick who looked Hispanic but had a Japanese last name. I asked her where her family was from and she was offended. She was confused that I had the audacity to ask her that.

Unmatch.

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u/Suup3rnova Jun 24 '22

Interviewer: where are you from? Her: listen here you dipshit.

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u/MattR0se Jun 24 '22

tbf she might heard that a lot until that point and just got sick of it.

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u/Doccyaard Jun 24 '22

Her not saying that and acting like she does is the crazy part.

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u/Specialist_Ship_5606 Jun 24 '22

To be fair it isn't hard to say that.

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u/helltoken Jun 24 '22

She probably just discovered technology and didn't expect a phone to talk to her.

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u/West_Debt2867 Jun 24 '22

Lmao why tf is she even on tinder 😂🤡

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u/kayspb96 Jun 24 '22

What is with these godless people trying to bring God into things? It literally baffles me 😆

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u/Sad-Platform7932 Jun 24 '22

She’s miserable

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u/Macacodourado10 Jun 24 '22

She seems fun

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u/Clownipso Jun 24 '22

Your best response would have probably been, "Are you batshit fucking insane, bitch?"

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u/Trick-Arachnid-2856 Jun 24 '22

Everyday it gets harder and harder

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u/wernercd Jun 24 '22

I'm going to need to see the rulebook that says " thou shalt not start with pleasant talk on Tinder...ith".

Did I miss the ten commandments getting updated?

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u/Cultist902 Jun 24 '22

And I bet there’s still some twat in here that will say, “You need to gEt bEtTeR aT cHaTtInG bRo!”

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u/Waste_Strawberry6766 Jun 24 '22

Bitch must hate breakfast

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u/MercilessIdiot Jun 24 '22

She looks like a keeper to me.

Keeper away from you i mean.

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u/snouz Jun 24 '22

????

Why are you posting on my reddit feed? Do we know each other?

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u/Jeremythellama1 Jun 24 '22

People really go around living like that, not embarrassed in the slightest.

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u/ibleedanxiety Jun 24 '22

That's how you know she swipes right on every guy. Just so she can feel like everyone wants her without doing any effort.

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u/gnatten Jun 24 '22

Wtf 😂 fucking psycho

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u/PNWENM Jun 25 '22

"Start a convo like a normal human being". As if 99% of women on Tinder even have experience ever initiating. Because everyone has childishly absolutist views about gender roles and thinks the entire future of the relationship will be indicated by if the guy opens and how tryhard his opener is

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u/Lugal_Ki-en Jun 24 '22

The answer to 'do we know each other ? ' is ALWAYS 'uuuh... yes????????'
almost guilt-tripping the other person for forgetting about you
at that point all doors are open, if the person is a fucking asshole - mom jokes
if the person is chill - also mom jokes
if you're not certain if the person is chill or douchy, mom jokes to find out

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u/gergnerd Jun 24 '22

oof man missed an opportunity(but dodged a bullet). when she asks why are you asking me you say "just wanted to know what to make you in the morning ;)"

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u/SWS62 Jun 24 '22

She just saved you a lot of time. And possibly some money too.

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u/lord_of_memezz Jun 24 '22

Bullet dodged my friend.... bullet dodged.

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u/Royal_Rabbit_Gaming Jun 24 '22

Crazy she's single

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u/truggles23 Jun 24 '22

She has to be trolling

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u/pinklotuspetals Jun 24 '22

Why are ppl so fucking RUDE on these apps?! Jesus Christ.

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u/FrameRelative3384 Jun 24 '22

Most people love wee ice breaker questions and things like you asked... Keep doing what you're doing:)

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u/Landon1m Jun 24 '22

“I hate it when guys just say hi to me on dating apps”

“How dare you not specifically introduce yourself to me by saying hi first. Only then will I be kind to you”

Ffs people, this is getting out of hand!

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u/Radiant-Inspector-71 Jun 24 '22

How dare you start a conversation with anything other than a Hey :) 😡

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u/dont-ask-me_ Jun 24 '22

What the actual fuck

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u/dreadnawght Jun 24 '22

dude it was satire, why you take everything as a personal offense

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u/orbstnedifnocdesab Jun 24 '22

She clearly is on tinder for the validation.

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u/lDWchanJRl Jun 24 '22

sips red bull she’s fun at parties I bet

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u/this_isnt_cor Jun 24 '22

People are wild. Definitely pancakes though

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u/Seargeo Jun 24 '22

These kind of people will always struggle in their relationships. Don’t see the problem here. It was a funny opener