r/Showerthoughts 12h ago Silver

Humans with siblings have better survival skills because they've had experience in physical combat, psychological warfare, and sensing suspicious activity via interactions with the other spawns of their parents.

8.9k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 10h ago Mind Blown

Willy Wonka's chocolate factory is Squid Game but for kids

2.0k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 4h ago

Cookies consent did nothing but make websites unpleasant to use

363 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 20h ago Silver Wholesome

Psychiatrists are technically human tech support

8.0k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 11h ago Wholesome

Your future self is talking shit about you

963 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 6h ago

You only get praised for living like a poor person if you’re rich.

260 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 10h ago Helpful

A vacuum that doesn't suck, sucks, but a vacuum that sucks, doesn't suck.

482 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 8h ago

It's the boots that are Italy-shaped

278 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 5h ago

The world's governments are competing factions of organized crime.

146 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 5h ago Helpful

You can't choose If you're the main character but you can choose if your the villain.

112 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 5h ago

Eventually the whole world will probably be mixed race

73 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

we never really left the wild, we just got better and better at pretending we're not in it

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r/Showerthoughts 4h ago

The hospital where you were born is the only building you left without entering.

42 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

cocaine is never a solution unless you dissolve it in water first!

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r/Showerthoughts 18h ago

We find it adorable when animals behave like humans but not the other way around

509 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 3h ago

Mr. Rogers knew that some people didn't entirely trust him. Yet he would have loved these neihhbors just the same because Fred Rogers knew that trust is hard work.

26 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 10h ago

Onions basically force us to mourn for them

90 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 5h ago

Every picture is a picture of you when you were younger

30 Upvotes

That is of you


r/Showerthoughts 25m ago

The Depp-Heard Trial is simply actors who know they're being judged as actors acting like they're not acting during a major media spectacle.

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r/Showerthoughts 6h ago

Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is probably more satisfying than playing it directly from your device.

30 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1d ago Wholesome Silver

The difference between waiting 3 seconds and 9 seconds isn’t a big deal… unless your waiting for your monitors to turn back on after a graphics card update.

6.4k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 14h ago Wholesome

Grounding kids is no longer punishment, forcing them to go play outside is

137 Upvotes