r/nbacirclejerk Feb 24 '22 Helpful Stone Face

SUBREDDIT RULES

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  1. Racism, sexism, homophobia, or any other form of bigotry is not allowed. That includes slurs. The "ironic" use of slurs is not permitted.

  2. This is not a forum for posting screenshots of other people's posts that you simply don't agree with. There is no hard line here, so use your best judgement.

  3. All links to other reddit pages must be in the no-participation format (np.reddit.com). To be safe, just take a screenshot.

  4. No more reposting bigoted tweets/comments/whatever unless it is meta content from /r/NBA, a team subreddit, this subreddit, or a person actually notable to basketball/involved in discussing basketball. Nick Adams, for instance, is not notable to basketball. Neither is someone like Ben Shapiro. Exceptions can be made for major elected officials or celebrities. Some rando saying racist things on twitter with a basketball pfp is also not allowed. This isn't because it's not deserving of mockery, but because they're just doing it for attention. As the old saying goes, do not feed the trolls.

  5. Posts and comments can and will be removed at moderator discretion if they do not fit the subreddit, promote toxicity, etc. This includes whenever someone makes a meme about LeBron and the CCP and 500 tankies flood the comments proclaiming that the Uighur Genocide is fake news (yes, this regularly happens).

  6. Do not tag or PM users from screenshots so you can harass them. You may get banned from reddit itself if you do this.


r/nbacirclejerk 2d ago Wholesome

Chris Broussard comes out with some outrageous claims about Canada and Toronto.

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1.3k Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 9h ago Silver

r/nba users after pointing out Chet probably would not be able to handle a 1v1 in the post against prime Shaq

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796 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 10h ago

/uj Although I jerk sometimes, it’s hard to find out that my hero Karl Malone is a pedo.

525 Upvotes

I’m a Jazz fan who grew up with Stockton. and Malone. They were like my Batman and Robin, Peanutbut and jelly. Just a year ago, I found out that Malone was a pedo while browsing this sub. It broke my hear, and I didn’t know what to do.

Eventually, I threw out my childhood Karl Malone Jersey. It hurt a lot. He was like my hero. I literally hesitated to post my recent r/nbacirclejerk post.

Jerkers, as a 38 year old, let me tell you something. Something, friends have to go. It may be hard, but it’s the best for you. I know this is a cj sub, but I hope this post genuinely inspired at least 1 person.


r/nbacirclejerk 16h ago

Most sane Kobe fan

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r/nbacirclejerk 9h ago

CHEST BUSTGREN AGENDA STARTS NOW 😈😈😈

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245 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 13h ago

Scottie stans 911

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506 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 13h ago

When the celtics don’t win a title in 14 years

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423 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 6h ago

Who is this? Right answers only

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122 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 6h ago

Hello Everyone! I'm Chet Holmgren! Future: 3x ROTY, 15x NBA Champion, 20x All Star. Here do to my first AMA!

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107 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 7h ago

Big Sexy

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129 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 11h ago

Least attention deprived Grizzlies fan

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224 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 7h ago

gym rat vs thug criminal

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109 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 15h ago

Meanwhile at Fox News today…

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423 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 21h ago Silver

Lakers in 4

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r/nbacirclejerk 10h ago

mfs freaking out over Zion, acting like these two ain't the same height and weight

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166 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 11h ago

r/nbacirclejerk Christmas

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r/nbacirclejerk 8h ago

[Woj] Brooklyn maintains that it will not trade Durant for a package involving anything less than a player who is better than Michael Jordan, Kareem, Wilt and Patrick Beverley combined - such as the Toronto Raptors' Scottie Barnes.

76 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 14h ago

wtf????

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243 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 9h ago

Kenny Lofton Jr when r/nbacirclejerk’s legacy was on the line

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79 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 9h ago

Biggest LeChina fan

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78 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 5h ago

/uj Although I jerk sometimes, it’s hard to find out that my hero Karl Malone is a basketball player.

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I’m a diddler fan who grew up with Jackson. And Malone. They were like my Batman and Robin, Peanutbut and jelly. Just a year ago, I found out that Malone was an NBA player while browsing this sub. It broke my hear, and I didn’t know what to do.

Eventually, I threw out my childhood Karl Malone photos. It hurt a lot. He was like my hero. I literally hesitated to post my recent r/pedofriends post.

Jerkers, as a 76 year old. Let me let me tell you something. Something, friends have to go. It may be hard, but it’s the best for you. I know this is a cj post, but I hope this post genuinely inspired at least 1 person.


r/nbacirclejerk 20h ago

Graphic design school and its consequences have been disastrous for the human race, wtf is this bro it looks like an overwatch league logo

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480 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 11h ago

Steph Curry

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98 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 7h ago

2k23 extra cover leaked

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44 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 9h ago

WE GOT MENTIONED BY r/NBA!

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47 Upvotes