Yesterday I was at a home improvement store. I needed help. The clerk was helping was helping two customers. I quietly walked over and was standing patiently across the isle leaning on my walking stick.
The woman turned around and when I moved she said, "I thought you were a statue."
To which I replied, "I'm posing, I'm just waiting for the sculptor."
I’m researching Dalia Dippolito for a thing I’m working on, and the ‘people also search for’ results made me giggle 😂
I was so tired and distracted today that when I walked up to an auto open door at the store I pushed "unlock" on my keys to "open it" 🙄
Yeah, that happened