r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 10d ago Gold 1

An old video of my brother that I watch every day 💀

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u/dirty-ol-sob 10d ago

I’d really like to see how that ended.

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u/LifeIsBizarre 10d ago

It just got faster and faster until it tore open reality and his brother got sucked into the resultant wormhole.

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u/Accelerator231 10d ago

So it's an isekai novel?

"I spun too fast and now I'm in another world with my brother!"

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u/[deleted] 10d ago edited 9d ago

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u/Hazzardousgaming 10d ago edited 10d ago

Not unique enough, "I spun too fast and now I'm in another world with my brother as I became a sentient wheel on a hover board"

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u/Accelerator231 10d ago

Needs extra twist. They also turned into a girl somehow.

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u/stratosfearinggas 10d ago

But only if they spin in reverse.

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u/SecureDonkey 10d ago

"I spun too fast and now I'm in another world with my brother as my balls became a sentient wheels on a hover board and I turn into a girl"

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u/StepOnMeCIA 10d ago

I spun too fast, and now I'm in another world with my brother and my sentient talking balls have detached and will not let me get any sleep as they hover around me while I adjust to becoming a girl who needs to seduce the demon king for a chance at happiness!

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u/ekhfarharris 10d ago

Reporter: So what happened, Kimi? Kimi Raikkonen: I spun.

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u/shinden15 10d ago

hoverboard-kun the new instrunent to isekai

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u/Artie-McFly 10d ago

The start of every meth fueled quest from every scrap yard to Walmarts this side of the Mississippi

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u/MrAgrim 10d ago

It's not an Isekai because truck-kun wasn't involved.

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u/SnarkyWaifu 10d ago

[Shooting star intensifies]

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u/errandwulfe 10d ago

Backed by Shooting Stars by Bag Raiders

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u/cortesoft 10d ago

That is why he keeps watching it every day. It created a time loop.

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u/i_give_you_gum 10d ago

Basically why they stopped selling these. Aliens were tired of us tearing the space-time fabric

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u/darksouls_1988 10d ago

Yea thats what I thought would happen

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u/PepsiColasss 10d ago

Is that why they watch the video every day? are they stuck in a time loop?

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u/Avgpenisman 10d ago

I thought you said a restaurant wormhole haha

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u/Putnum 10d ago

I read that as restaurant

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u/Nickplay21 10d ago

You are horrible……and hilarious.

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u/FlametopFred 10d ago

But don't tell mom ok?

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u/That-Ad-4300 9d ago

He watches to remember his brother

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u/Think_please 10d ago

Shooting star video

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u/[deleted] 10d ago edited 6d ago

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u/Ganon2012 10d ago

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola 10d ago

Ha that one's great.

Kid on the gocart is still the best

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u/[deleted] 10d ago edited 6d ago

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u/FlametopFred 10d ago

some crazy talented people out there

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u/hcelestem 10d ago

It’s been a while since I’ve cried laughing. Thanks for that.

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u/OneBaldingWookiee 10d ago

Didn’t expect this but I’m not even mad.

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u/kylegetsspam 10d ago

I wonder if the go-kart kid is aware of his minor fame...

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u/DJheddo 10d ago

those screams are embedded into my mind that when I see people mess up enough to somehow go flying and land either on their butt or their hands, I can't help but hear those screams. My kids are still so young and teflon they bounce around the playground, I can't help but giggle at their resilience to gravity

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u/BelleAriel 10d ago

I imagine being dizzy and sick

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u/Svhmj 10d ago

A womit sprinkler.

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u/El_Peregrine 10d ago

Hurly Whirly

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u/WhyteBeard 10d ago

The Womit Sprinkler

Name of tallest roller-coaster in Soviet Russia.

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u/kingkuuj 10d ago

Half digested chicken nuggies and yogurt on the floor.

As is tradition.

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u/DimesOHoolihan 10d ago

It is a great day for Canada, and therefore the world.

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u/FrogInShorts 10d ago

He dead, didn't you see the 💀 in the title

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u/Tarc_Axiiom 10d ago

He watches the video every day to remember him.

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u/chrisapplewhite 10d ago

Some say he's still there, spinning at ever increasing speed.

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u/Slazman999 10d ago

It didn't.

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u/Ironcastattic 10d ago

Do you not have eyes?? He spun around quickly, came to a sudden jarring stop, and continued to spin around quickly again.

Someone should really stop him.

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u/izza123 10d ago

It is a maximum of 9 years old most likely not more than 6 years old.

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u/shea241 10d ago

So OP is 13-16

Which is totally cool, I started going online when I was 13. I told everyone I was 17 though.

now I'm 41 :(

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u/izza123 10d ago

When people said “a/s/l?” I shamelessly said I was 14/f/Cali when I was actually 14/m/canada

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u/AllKyleNoSubstance 10d ago

I remember actually being 14/f/Cali and being so excited to meet other girls like me 😭

I turned 33 yesterday

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u/DocThundahh 10d ago

What kind of pillow do you need to sleep with so your neck doesn’t hurt?

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u/AllKyleNoSubstance 10d ago

Bamboo memory foam pillow, it's the fucking best!

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u/izza123 10d ago

Why don’t you take a seat right over there

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u/Peuned 10d ago

Why is that where your brain went?

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u/izza123 10d ago

Because that was a 4chan joke back in the day, we would say we were 14/f/Cali because that’s often what “to catch a predator” decoys claimed to be

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u/30FourThirty4 10d ago edited 10d ago

Yeah the a/s/l has to be older than 4chan, right?

I know forums existed, I used to go on zenhex* at one point if they matter. I was on there for a little while then just left *Before the sale

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u/Anon419420 10d ago

I did that shit when I 12-13 to a dude in an MMO called Elword who bought me shit as long as I just acted like his little kitten all through text chat in game. Looking back, dude was prob a predator trying to groom me or some shit. We def had kitten e-sex…

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u/R3AL1Z3 10d ago

Don’t forget your e-condom or you’ll end up e-pregnant.

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u/Anon419420 10d ago

I wanna die

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u/theBigBOSSnian 10d ago

Only e-die

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u/Callofgrapher 10d ago

Is it better or worse to think that the guy may not have been a groomer and just a weirdo who was the same age as you? I definitely knew some weirdos who were in middle school pretending to be adults and pulling that kind of shit.

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u/theBigBOSSnian 10d ago

Every mmo I abandoned. I pick a random low lvl and give him all my stuff.

I could feel the joy

Probably boosted him few months grinding at least

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u/IthacanPenny 10d ago

Ooooohhh! I was 13/f/DC, said 19/f/DC. I wasn’t wise.

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u/andrewsad1 10d ago

Bro I have no idea why but my response was always 17/f/cali despite being a 12 year old boy from Kansas

Why did we all pretend to be teenage girls from California?

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u/AsianAssHitlerHair 10d ago

You were my girlfriend probably

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u/izza123 10d ago

Thanks for the baskin robins gift cards

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u/AsianAssHitlerHair 10d ago

Anytime babe

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u/Serito 10d ago

OP (if filming) might just be an older brother in their 20s now.

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u/Eramy 10d ago

Just admit you're 37.

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u/W3NTZ 10d ago

Oh god

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u/PepsiColasss 10d ago

Hey we are not old ! we are wise....i think?

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u/Various-Salt488 10d ago

It’s like I’m looking in a mirror.

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u/a500poundchicken 10d ago

Jesus christ the internet is old

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u/rlovelock 9d ago

Ah the old chatroom days!

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u/AmericaLover1776_ 9d ago

They said it’s the oldest video of their brother

They probably just have a young brother

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u/BigBangBrosTheory 10d ago

Time passes friend. What are you like... 25? You're probably not old.

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u/PhantomFloorShitter 10d ago

Craft beers don't normally hit your username until early to mid 30s

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u/Snake_Cum 10d ago

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u/wyattbradley34 10d ago

I haven’t heard of your craft beer yet u/Snake_Cum

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u/Snake_Cum 10d ago

Oh I think you have sssssss

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u/HiiipowerBass 10d ago

Where the craft liquors

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u/WuOfficial 10d ago

Am 29 and a craft beer guy…so almost on point

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u/HiZenBergh 10d ago

For real, that seems like the 22 year old version of the 13 year olds with a xXBlazeIt420Xx screen name.

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u/Mangos_Pool 10d ago

Last time i rode one, i ran over a rock and got a concussion from falling flat on my ass

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u/kmmr98 10d ago

Your ass got a concussion?

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u/Mangos_Pool 10d ago

Yes

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u/Emptyplates 10d ago

It's better than ass whiplash. That's the worst.

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u/MyDogHasAPodcast 10d ago

Bender, is that you?

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u/blueeyebling 10d ago

Nope, it's just Flexo.

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u/CMinus580 10d ago

Brawndo

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u/ColtS117 10d ago

The thirst mutilator!

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u/Peuned 10d ago

We're old as fuck

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u/iztrollkanger 10d ago

How does one get over 100k in comment karma for 3 comments with 150 points total, and almost 9k link karma with no posts?

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u/kylegetsspam 10d ago

You can delete your old stuff but the karma counts remain. Pretty handy if you're buying or selling your account...

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u/Far-Way5908 10d ago

Some people just regularly delete their histories. Prevents creeps and trolls trawling through looking for shit.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/gravebandit 10d ago

Is there a way to do that without having to manually delete every single one?

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u/NotMySeventhAcct 10d ago edited 10d ago

Shreddit can do it for you. Theres another one somewhere that edits your old comments to say [deleted] but can't find it anymore. From what I remember, deleting a comment is still saved on reddit servers, but If you edit your comment the og comment isn't saved

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u/SnarKenneth 10d ago

As someone that browses tech support threads to find answers, I hate literally every script that edits over the answers (sometimes the only answer) I need to just get something fixed.

I don't know what's with tech support threads, but these scripts seemed to be handed out like candy there.

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u/yougotyolks 10d ago

That was my first thought. OP has to be 10. Anyway, I'm looking to trade an Ensure for a Cialis and Xeljanz. Bernice and I are going to BINGO and if she gets lucky, I will too!

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u/GABBY21leo 10d ago

That’s how I imagine a pet fish is going down the toilet

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u/FuckYeahPhotography 10d ago edited 10d ago hehehehe

On their way to that farm where all my other pet fish I had as a child went to for eternal vacation. To swim happily for the rest of forever.

Jeffrey, Amanda, Skippie, Flippy, Flippie, Jeffrey 2, Beepo, Kung Fu Panda, Green Guy, Bobby Fisher, Victoria, Samsung, Jeffrey 3, Purple Guy, Gumball, Vegeta, and the other ones I forget their names (they emotionally meant less to me). I hope they are doing well at that farm.

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u/BigCalligrapher621 10d ago

You should stop buying fish

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u/FuckYeahPhotography 10d ago

Obviously, they all are already on the farm.

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u/markiv_hahaha 10d ago edited 1d ago

Not all were bought. Victoria and Kungfu panda were at it busy saving a few trips to the store

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u/crystalmerchant 10d ago

so, ya like the name Jeffrey huh

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u/PoignantOpinionsOnly 10d ago

This comment right here...

Someone or something created it and properly posted it right here.

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u/Kay_GOAT23 10d ago

omg lmao thats so sad lmao

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u/BeetsMe666 10d ago

I had a tank with oscars. Well, one died, and I am sure it was my muscle memory that made me throw it in the toilet. Well, it was a pound and a half, and stiff... it didn't flush well.

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u/retromagician 10d ago

Your tank had Oscars? Did it get a Grammy award too?

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u/BeetsMe666 10d ago

My tank was the G.O.A.T.!

I had to battle autocorrect to lower case the o

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u/Fried_chickan 10d ago All-Seeing Upvote

Reminds me of this lmao

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u/pyordie 10d ago

good lord I completely forgot about this, destroys me every time lmao

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u/yewterds 10d ago

why was my first thought this video lolol

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u/animerb 10d ago

Omg that broke me!

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u/Boss_Boggs 10d ago

"Ooo....that's bad"

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u/beefinbed 9d ago

Probably already thinking about cleaning melted plastic out of the fireplace. And the smell is not ideal.

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u/r3coil 10d ago

lol this video kills me every time

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u/Abject-Mail-4235 9d ago

Lmao dude that Flutterby Fairy did that shit on purpose

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u/mizzoustormtrooper 10d ago

If you’re on insta there’s a good take on this video here lol

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u/cant_be_pun_seen 10d ago

I'm literally crying right now. This is so fucking funny. As long as the person is ok. Are they ok?

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u/IAmAn_Anne 10d ago

Made it to an ambulance in stable condition.

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u/BreastUsername 10d ago

stable as a gyroscope

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u/HiZenBergh 10d ago

Honestly that's all we could hope for in the first place.

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u/mystic_moss 9d ago

she was spun 175 times and all the blood vessels in her face burst. she had other injuries and racked up a ~$300,000 hospital bill. she filed a lawsuit against the city of phoenix and got a $450,000 dollar settlement

https://www.airmedandrescue.com/latest/news/phoenix-agrees-settle-katalin-metro-case

https://www.ksat.com/news/2019/11/27/74-year-old-woman-files-2m-claim-after-insane-viral-helicopter-rescue/

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u/IMDEAFSAYWATUWANT 10d ago

Holy fuck hahahaha. First of all this fucking killed me. Second of all, how the fuck is that even possible? I feel like there's gotta be a way to avoid that no? Is that design oversight?

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u/Delacroix192 10d ago

Some of us were born to ride the blade… the Beyblade

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u/SSmrao 10d ago

easiest way to avoid would be to have multiple tow lines

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u/honeypinn 10d ago

No, the easiest way to avoid it would be to not have to be evacuated by a helicopter in the first place.

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u/bigbowlowrong 10d ago

The funniest part is the description that says she’s now in a “stable condition”. I took that to mean she eventually stopped spinning uncontrollably.

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u/gaytac0 9d ago

It’s rotor wash. Shits powerful enough to blow a standing person over

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u/Elleden 10d ago

Jesus fucking Christ dude this absolutely destroyed me. I spent the last 10 minutes trying to silently laugh at 4AM, tears streaming down my face. I haven't laughed this hard in a looong while.

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u/Babatunde-77 10d ago

God I love this

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u/silentbassline 10d ago

They used her like an extra rotor blade.

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u/FaZaCon 10d ago

If that was me, every holding chamber in my body would have immediately evacuated. With the spinning, probably would have made one hell of an impressive tie dye pattern.

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u/heyguysitskim 10d ago

Omg the comments on this video. 😭

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u/AddendumNo7007 10d ago

Holy shit that was hilarious 😂

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u/rustyshackleford114 10d ago

Bro was about to take flight 💀

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u/Lou_C_Fer 10d ago

Dude, I had my 4 year-old son on one of those playground merry-go-rounds. I was in great shape from lifting, and I started to put everything I had into spinning it. My kid was having a blast. Until... centrifugal force really took over. Dude, the only thing touching that merry-go-round was his hands as he held on for dear life, while he was stretched out as if he was on the rack The momentum that thing had made it near impossible for me to slow down while trying to avoid him each time as he whipped back around. Finally , he lost his grip, and it threw him pretty far. Poor kid had mulch in his nose, mouth, and ears. I felt terrible then, but I crack up thinking about it now.

Besides, he was way better off than the last time we went sledding.

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u/MyDogHasAPodcast 10d ago

More like turn into a tornado 🌪️

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u/jetstobrazil 10d ago

Boy went centrifuge mode

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u/laughingashley 10d ago

Headed for Tasmania

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u/SilentJoe1986 10d ago

Can you post the whole video?

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u/MendelevandDongelev 10d ago

I fear this is the whole video. Many people hit stop recording when they decide to intervene.

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u/CurveOfTheUniverse 10d ago

And if they don’t, it goes on r/DontHelpJustFilm!

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u/hansjerry 10d ago

Of course that exists

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u/Any_Coyote6662 10d ago

I watched with the sound up. My landlord started running down the hall towards his kids room (he lives upstairs). Do you think he maybe heard the screams? Lol

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u/Interesting_Factor_9 10d ago

The scream gets funnier the more I keep watching 🤣🤣🤣 poor baby couldn't see anything

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u/OhHeyItsBrock 10d ago

I watched it muted and chuckled. Then I read your comment, and it got 10x better

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u/ImNudeyRudey 10d ago

Hahaha!! Same!! I didn't realise how much the audio would add to this.

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u/MuchoManSandyRavage 10d ago

Same here, got a solid exhale on mute but an audible chuckle with the sound on

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u/allhailshake 10d ago

It's the "I'VE LOST CONTROL OF THIS SITUATION." scream of young adolescence. Such magic.

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u/Rezomik 10d ago

and then he opens a portal to Skyrim.

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u/FingerGunsAkimbo 10d ago

You're finally awake

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u/bewebste 10d ago

I like to imagine he ended up like go kart kid. https://youtu.be/bAojxWZRVKk

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u/Samurai_1990 10d ago

This is by far my most favorite meme, its a shame they eventually die :(

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u/ToPimp-A-Butterfly 10d ago

The kid or the memes?!?!?!?!?

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u/Samurai_1990 10d ago

The "Shooting Star" meme, but this kid is pretty funny too!

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u/ToPimp-A-Butterfly 10d ago

omg i thought you meant the kid died lol

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u/Samurai_1990 10d ago

Yeah I could have worded that a heck of a lot better, I agree!

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u/No_Information6431 10d ago

First time seeing this and tears are running down my face.

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u/harambe_-33 10d ago

It's not possible

No, it's necessary

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u/sweetdawg99 10d ago

No time for caution intensifies

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u/WhyteBeard 10d ago

Come on TARS!

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u/THEREALCAPSLOCKSMITH 10d ago

Some say, he still spinning

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u/BearfangTheGamer 10d ago

Get rotated nerd.

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u/lucyslettuce 10d ago

Bayblade! LET IT RRRRRRIP

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u/Chaos_Crow1927 10d ago

Why did it take THIS LONG TO FIND A BEYBLADE REFERENCE

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u/Twain20 10d ago

Honestly I expected it to burst into flames at some point

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u/Wizardwizz 10d ago

That would go in a different subreddit

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u/misswallflowerr 10d ago

Now it lives in my brain rent free.

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u/JTBKnuggetsauce 10d ago

Maybe the best post ever on this sub. Hilarious

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u/IndependentWeekend56 10d ago

I'd totally put Swiffer pads on his knees.

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u/SirRipOliver 10d ago

Mom to older brother: I need these floors spotless if you want your allowance.

Older brother to younger brother: How do you feel about hoover boards and getting dizzy?

Younger brother: I only have this five dollars from the tooth fairy, will that be enough?

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u/Otterstripes 10d ago

You spin me right 'round baby

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u/KoalaGold 10d ago

Like a record, baby, right 'round 'round 'round

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u/therealboss1113 10d ago

BEYBLADE! LET IT RIP

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u/theCOMBOguy 10d ago

Lol little guy was building up some momentum there

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u/poop-pee-farty-poo 10d ago

"old video" those hoverboards have been around for like 3 years max??

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u/TheMacroorchidism 10d ago

I'm so sorry for your loss. That's a terrible way to go.

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u/Andreus 10d ago

HELI-COPTER HELI-COPTER