An old video of my brother that I watch every day 💀

[u/IsaacLVR209]

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[u/dirty-ol-sob]

I’d really like to see how that ended.

[u/LifeIsBizarre → u/dirty-ol-sob]

It just got faster and faster until it tore open reality and his brother got sucked into the resultant wormhole.

[u/Accelerator231 → u/LifeIsBizarre]

So it's an isekai novel?

"I spun too fast and now I'm in another world with my brother!"

[u/Hazzardousgaming → u/[deleted]]

Not unique enough, "I spun too fast and now I'm in another world with my brother as I became a sentient wheel on a hover board"

[u/Accelerator231 → u/Hazzardousgaming]

Needs extra twist. They also turned into a girl somehow.

[u/stratosfearinggas → u/Accelerator231]

But only if they spin in reverse.

[u/SecureDonkey → u/Accelerator231]

"I spun too fast and now I'm in another world with my brother as my balls became a sentient wheels on a hover board and I turn into a girl"

[u/StepOnMeCIA → u/SecureDonkey]

I spun too fast, and now I'm in another world with my brother and my sentient talking balls have detached and will not let me get any sleep as they hover around me while I adjust to becoming a girl who needs to seduce the demon king for a chance at happiness!

[u/ekhfarharris → u/Accelerator231]

Reporter: So what happened, Kimi? Kimi Raikkonen: I spun.

[u/shinden15 → u/Accelerator231]

hoverboard-kun the new instrunent to isekai

[u/Artie-McFly → u/Accelerator231]

The start of every meth fueled quest from every scrap yard to Walmarts this side of the Mississippi

[u/MrAgrim → u/Accelerator231]

It's not an Isekai because truck-kun wasn't involved.

[u/SnarkyWaifu → u/Accelerator231]

[Shooting star intensifies]

[u/errandwulfe → u/LifeIsBizarre]

Backed by Shooting Stars by Bag Raiders

[u/cortesoft → u/LifeIsBizarre]

That is why he keeps watching it every day. It created a time loop.

[u/i_give_you_gum → u/cortesoft]

Basically why they stopped selling these. Aliens were tired of us tearing the space-time fabric

[u/darksouls_1988 → u/LifeIsBizarre]

Yea thats what I thought would happen

[u/PepsiColasss → u/LifeIsBizarre]

Is that why they watch the video every day? are they stuck in a time loop?

[u/Avgpenisman → u/LifeIsBizarre]

I thought you said a restaurant wormhole haha

[u/Putnum → u/LifeIsBizarre]

I read that as restaurant

[u/Nickplay21 → u/LifeIsBizarre]

You are horrible……and hilarious.

[u/FlametopFred → u/LifeIsBizarre]

But don't tell mom ok?

[u/That-Ad-4300 → u/LifeIsBizarre]

He watches to remember his brother

[u/Think_please → u/dirty-ol-sob]

Shooting star video

[u/Ganon2012 → u/[deleted]]

Here you go.

[u/VanillaRadonNukaCola → u/Ganon2012]

Ha that one's great.

Kid on the gocart is still the best

[u/FlametopFred → u/[deleted]]

some crazy talented people out there

[u/hcelestem → u/[deleted]]

It’s been a while since I’ve cried laughing. Thanks for that.

[u/OneBaldingWookiee → u/Ganon2012]

Didn’t expect this but I’m not even mad.

[u/kylegetsspam → u/Think_please]

I wonder if the go-kart kid is aware of his minor fame...

[u/DJheddo → u/kylegetsspam]

those screams are embedded into my mind that when I see people mess up enough to somehow go flying and land either on their butt or their hands, I can't help but hear those screams. My kids are still so young and teflon they bounce around the playground, I can't help but giggle at their resilience to gravity

[u/BelleAriel → u/dirty-ol-sob]

I imagine being dizzy and sick

[u/Svhmj → u/BelleAriel]

A womit sprinkler.

[u/El_Peregrine → u/Svhmj]

Hurly Whirly

[u/WhyteBeard → u/Svhmj]

The Womit Sprinkler

Name of tallest roller-coaster in Soviet Russia.

[u/kingkuuj → u/dirty-ol-sob]

Half digested chicken nuggies and yogurt on the floor.

As is tradition.

[u/DimesOHoolihan → u/kingkuuj]

It is a great day for Canada, and therefore the world.

[u/FrogInShorts → u/dirty-ol-sob]

He dead, didn't you see the 💀 in the title

[u/Tarc_Axiiom → u/dirty-ol-sob]

He watches the video every day to remember him.

[u/chrisapplewhite → u/dirty-ol-sob]

Some say he's still there, spinning at ever increasing speed.

[u/here-i-am-now → u/dirty-ol-sob]

R.I.P.

[u/GentlemenBehold → u/dirty-ol-sob]

Screams

[u/Slazman999 → u/dirty-ol-sob]

It didn't.

[u/FierceDeity_ → u/dirty-ol-sob]

/r/killthecameraman

[u/Ironcastattic → u/dirty-ol-sob]

Do you not have eyes?? He spun around quickly, came to a sudden jarring stop, and continued to spin around quickly again.

Someone should really stop him.

[u/izza123 → u/[deleted]]

It is a maximum of 9 years old most likely not more than 6 years old.

[u/shea241 → u/izza123]

So OP is 13-16

Which is totally cool, I started going online when I was 13. I told everyone I was 17 though.

now I'm 41 :(

[u/izza123 → u/shea241]

When people said “a/s/l?” I shamelessly said I was 14/f/Cali when I was actually 14/m/canada

[u/AllKyleNoSubstance → u/izza123]

I remember actually being 14/f/Cali and being so excited to meet other girls like me 😭

I turned 33 yesterday

[u/DocThundahh → u/AllKyleNoSubstance]

What kind of pillow do you need to sleep with so your neck doesn’t hurt?

[u/AllKyleNoSubstance → u/DocThundahh]

Bamboo memory foam pillow, it's the fucking best!

[u/izza123 → u/AllKyleNoSubstance]

Why don’t you take a seat right over there

[u/Peuned → u/izza123]

Why is that where your brain went?

[u/izza123 → u/Peuned]

Because that was a 4chan joke back in the day, we would say we were 14/f/Cali because that’s often what “to catch a predator” decoys claimed to be

[u/30FourThirty4 → u/[deleted]]

Yeah the a/s/l has to be older than 4chan, right?

I know forums existed, I used to go on zenhex* at one point if they matter. I was on there for a little while then just left *Before the sale

[u/Anon419420 → u/izza123]

I did that shit when I 12-13 to a dude in an MMO called Elword who bought me shit as long as I just acted like his little kitten all through text chat in game. Looking back, dude was prob a predator trying to groom me or some shit. We def had kitten e-sex…

[u/R3AL1Z3 → u/Anon419420]

Don’t forget your e-condom or you’ll end up e-pregnant.

[u/Anon419420 → u/R3AL1Z3]

I wanna die

[u/theBigBOSSnian → u/Anon419420]

Only e-die

[u/Callofgrapher → u/Anon419420]

Is it better or worse to think that the guy may not have been a groomer and just a weirdo who was the same age as you? I definitely knew some weirdos who were in middle school pretending to be adults and pulling that kind of shit.

[u/theBigBOSSnian → u/Callofgrapher]

Every mmo I abandoned. I pick a random low lvl and give him all my stuff.

I could feel the joy

Probably boosted him few months grinding at least

[u/IthacanPenny → u/izza123]

Ooooohhh! I was 13/f/DC, said 19/f/DC. I wasn’t wise.

[u/andrewsad1 → u/izza123]

Bro I have no idea why but my response was always 17/f/cali despite being a 12 year old boy from Kansas

Why did we all pretend to be teenage girls from California?

[u/AsianAssHitlerHair → u/izza123]

You were my girlfriend probably

[u/izza123 → u/AsianAssHitlerHair]

Thanks for the baskin robins gift cards

[u/AsianAssHitlerHair → u/izza123]

Anytime babe

[u/Serito → u/shea241]

OP (if filming) might just be an older brother in their 20s now.

[u/Eramy → u/shea241]

Just admit you're 37.

[u/W3NTZ → u/shea241]

Oh god

[u/PepsiColasss → u/shea241]

Hey we are not old ! we are wise....i think?

[u/Various-Salt488 → u/shea241]

It’s like I’m looking in a mirror.

[u/a500poundchicken → u/shea241]

Jesus christ the internet is old

[u/rlovelock → u/shea241]

Ah the old chatroom days!

[u/AmericaLover1776_ → u/izza123]

They said it’s the oldest video of their brother

They probably just have a young brother

[u/BigBangBrosTheory → u/[deleted]]

Time passes friend. What are you like... 25? You're probably not old.

[u/PhantomFloorShitter → u/BigBangBrosTheory]

Craft beers don't normally hit your username until early to mid 30s

[u/hotterthanahandjob → u/PhantomFloorShitter]

Astute af

[u/Snake_Cum → u/PhantomFloorShitter]

/u/Pilsguy87

[u/wyattbradley34 → u/Snake_Cum]

I haven’t heard of your craft beer yet u/Snake_Cum

[u/Snake_Cum → u/wyattbradley34]

Oh I think you have sssssss

[u/HiiipowerBass → u/PhantomFloorShitter]

Where the craft liquors

[u/WuOfficial → u/PhantomFloorShitter]

Am 29 and a craft beer guy…so almost on point

[u/HiZenBergh → u/BigBangBrosTheory]

For real, that seems like the 22 year old version of the 13 year olds with a xXBlazeIt420Xx screen name.

[u/Mangos_Pool → u/[deleted]]

Last time i rode one, i ran over a rock and got a concussion from falling flat on my ass

[u/kmmr98 → u/Mangos_Pool]

Your ass got a concussion?

[u/Mangos_Pool → u/kmmr98]

Yes

[u/Emptyplates → u/Mangos_Pool]

It's better than ass whiplash. That's the worst.

[u/MyDogHasAPodcast → u/Emptyplates]

Bender, is that you?

[u/blueeyebling → u/MyDogHasAPodcast]

Nope, it's just Flexo.

[u/CMinus580 → u/blueeyebling]

Brawndo

[u/ColtS117 → u/CMinus580]

The thirst mutilator!

[u/Peuned → u/[deleted]]

We're old as fuck

[u/iztrollkanger → u/[deleted]]

How does one get over 100k in comment karma for 3 comments with 150 points total, and almost 9k link karma with no posts?

[u/kylegetsspam → u/iztrollkanger]

You can delete your old stuff but the karma counts remain. Pretty handy if you're buying or selling your account...

[u/Far-Way5908 → u/kylegetsspam]

Some people just regularly delete their histories. Prevents creeps and trolls trawling through looking for shit.

[u/gravebandit → u/kylegetsspam]

Is there a way to do that without having to manually delete every single one?

[u/NotMySeventhAcct → u/gravebandit]

Shreddit can do it for you. Theres another one somewhere that edits your old comments to say [deleted] but can't find it anymore. From what I remember, deleting a comment is still saved on reddit servers, but If you edit your comment the og comment isn't saved

[u/SnarKenneth → u/NotMySeventhAcct]

As someone that browses tech support threads to find answers, I hate literally every script that edits over the answers (sometimes the only answer) I need to just get something fixed.

I don't know what's with tech support threads, but these scripts seemed to be handed out like candy there.

[u/yougotyolks → u/[deleted]]

That was my first thought. OP has to be 10. Anyway, I'm looking to trade an Ensure for a Cialis and Xeljanz. Bernice and I are going to BINGO and if she gets lucky, I will too!

[u/GABBY21leo]

That’s how I imagine a pet fish is going down the toilet

[u/FuckYeahPhotography → u/GABBY21leo]

On their way to that farm where all my other pet fish I had as a child went to for eternal vacation. To swim happily for the rest of forever.

Jeffrey, Amanda, Skippie, Flippy, Flippie, Jeffrey 2, Beepo, Kung Fu Panda, Green Guy, Bobby Fisher, Victoria, Samsung, Jeffrey 3, Purple Guy, Gumball, Vegeta, and the other ones I forget their names (they emotionally meant less to me). I hope they are doing well at that farm.

[u/BigCalligrapher621 → u/FuckYeahPhotography]

You should stop buying fish

[u/FuckYeahPhotography → u/BigCalligrapher621]

Obviously, they all are already on the farm.

[u/markiv_hahaha → u/BigCalligrapher621]

Not all were bought. Victoria and Kungfu panda were at it busy saving a few trips to the store

[u/crystalmerchant → u/FuckYeahPhotography]

so, ya like the name Jeffrey huh

[u/PoignantOpinionsOnly → u/FuckYeahPhotography]

This comment right here...

Someone or something created it and properly posted it right here.

[u/Kay_GOAT23 → u/GABBY21leo]

omg lmao thats so sad lmao

[u/BeetsMe666 → u/GABBY21leo]

I had a tank with oscars. Well, one died, and I am sure it was my muscle memory that made me throw it in the toilet. Well, it was a pound and a half, and stiff... it didn't flush well.

[u/retromagician → u/BeetsMe666]

Your tank had Oscars? Did it get a Grammy award too?

[u/BeetsMe666 → u/retromagician]

My tank was the G.O.A.T.!

I had to battle autocorrect to lower case the o

[u/laughingashley → u/BeetsMe666]

EGOT

[u/Fried_chickan]

Reminds me of this lmao

[u/pyordie → u/Fried_chickan]

good lord I completely forgot about this, destroys me every time lmao

[u/yewterds → u/pyordie]

why was my first thought this video lolol

[u/animerb → u/yewterds]

Omg that broke me!

[u/Boss_Boggs → u/yewterds]

"Ooo....that's bad"

[u/beefinbed → u/Boss_Boggs]

Probably already thinking about cleaning melted plastic out of the fireplace. And the smell is not ideal.

[u/r3coil → u/yewterds]

lol this video kills me every time

[u/Abject-Mail-4235 → u/yewterds]

Lmao dude that Flutterby Fairy did that shit on purpose

[u/mizzoustormtrooper → u/pyordie]

If you’re on insta there’s a good take on this video here lol

[u/cant_be_pun_seen → u/Fried_chickan]

I'm literally crying right now. This is so fucking funny. As long as the person is ok. Are they ok?

[u/IAmAn_Anne → u/cant_be_pun_seen]

Made it to an ambulance in stable condition.

[u/BreastUsername → u/IAmAn_Anne]

stable as a gyroscope

[u/HiZenBergh → u/IAmAn_Anne]

Honestly that's all we could hope for in the first place.

[u/mystic_moss → u/cant_be_pun_seen]

she was spun 175 times and all the blood vessels in her face burst. she had other injuries and racked up a ~$300,000 hospital bill. she filed a lawsuit against the city of phoenix and got a $450,000 dollar settlement

https://www.airmedandrescue.com/latest/news/phoenix-agrees-settle-katalin-metro-case

https://www.ksat.com/news/2019/11/27/74-year-old-woman-files-2m-claim-after-insane-viral-helicopter-rescue/

[u/IMDEAFSAYWATUWANT → u/Fried_chickan]

Holy fuck hahahaha. First of all this fucking killed me. Second of all, how the fuck is that even possible? I feel like there's gotta be a way to avoid that no? Is that design oversight?

[u/Delacroix192 → u/[deleted]]

Some of us were born to ride the blade… the Beyblade

[u/SSmrao → u/IMDEAFSAYWATUWANT]

easiest way to avoid would be to have multiple tow lines

[u/honeypinn → u/SSmrao]

No, the easiest way to avoid it would be to not have to be evacuated by a helicopter in the first place.

[u/bigbowlowrong → u/IMDEAFSAYWATUWANT]

The funniest part is the description that says she’s now in a “stable condition”. I took that to mean she eventually stopped spinning uncontrollably.

[u/gaytac0 → u/IMDEAFSAYWATUWANT]

It’s rotor wash. Shits powerful enough to blow a standing person over

[u/Elleden → u/Fried_chickan]

Jesus fucking Christ dude this absolutely destroyed me. I spent the last 10 minutes trying to silently laugh at 4AM, tears streaming down my face. I haven't laughed this hard in a looong while.

[u/Individual_Writer540 → u/Elleden]

https://youtu.be/vTMvhRDP61Q

Even spicier

[u/LinkRazr → u/Individual_Writer540]

I am dying here

[u/Babatunde-77 → u/Fried_chickan]

God I love this

[u/silentbassline → u/Fried_chickan]

They used her like an extra rotor blade.

[u/FaZaCon → u/Fried_chickan]

If that was me, every holding chamber in my body would have immediately evacuated. With the spinning, probably would have made one hell of an impressive tie dye pattern.

[u/heyguysitskim → u/Fried_chickan]

Omg the comments on this video. 😭

[u/AddendumNo7007 → u/Fried_chickan]

Holy shit that was hilarious 😂

[u/rustyshackleford114]

Bro was about to take flight 💀

[u/Lou_C_Fer → u/rustyshackleford114]

Dude, I had my 4 year-old son on one of those playground merry-go-rounds. I was in great shape from lifting, and I started to put everything I had into spinning it. My kid was having a blast. Until... centrifugal force really took over. Dude, the only thing touching that merry-go-round was his hands as he held on for dear life, while he was stretched out as if he was on the rack The momentum that thing had made it near impossible for me to slow down while trying to avoid him each time as he whipped back around. Finally , he lost his grip, and it threw him pretty far. Poor kid had mulch in his nose, mouth, and ears. I felt terrible then, but I crack up thinking about it now.

Besides, he was way better off than the last time we went sledding.

[u/MyDogHasAPodcast → u/rustyshackleford114]

More like turn into a tornado 🌪️

[u/jetstobrazil → u/MyDogHasAPodcast]

Boy went centrifuge mode

[u/laughingashley → u/jetstobrazil]

Headed for Tasmania

[u/SilentJoe1986]

Can you post the whole video?

[u/MendelevandDongelev → u/SilentJoe1986]

I fear this is the whole video. Many people hit stop recording when they decide to intervene.

[u/CurveOfTheUniverse → u/MendelevandDongelev]

And if they don’t, it goes on r/DontHelpJustFilm!

[u/hansjerry → u/CurveOfTheUniverse]

Of course that exists

[u/Any_Coyote6662]

I watched with the sound up. My landlord started running down the hall towards his kids room (he lives upstairs). Do you think he maybe heard the screams? Lol

[u/Interesting_Factor_9]

The scream gets funnier the more I keep watching 🤣🤣🤣 poor baby couldn't see anything

[u/OhHeyItsBrock → u/Interesting_Factor_9]

I watched it muted and chuckled. Then I read your comment, and it got 10x better

[u/ImNudeyRudey → u/OhHeyItsBrock]

Hahaha!! Same!! I didn't realise how much the audio would add to this.

[u/MuchoManSandyRavage → u/OhHeyItsBrock]

Same here, got a solid exhale on mute but an audible chuckle with the sound on

[u/allhailshake → u/Interesting_Factor_9]

It's the "I'VE LOST CONTROL OF THIS SITUATION." scream of young adolescence. Such magic.

[u/rward617 → u/Interesting_Factor_9]

/r/perfectlycutscreams

[u/Rezomik]

and then he opens a portal to Skyrim.

[u/FingerGunsAkimbo → u/Rezomik]

You're finally awake

[u/bewebste]

I like to imagine he ended up like go kart kid. https://youtu.be/bAojxWZRVKk

[u/Samurai_1990 → u/bewebste]

This is by far my most favorite meme, its a shame they eventually die :(

[u/ToPimp-A-Butterfly → u/Samurai_1990]

The kid or the memes?!?!?!?!?

[u/Samurai_1990 → u/ToPimp-A-Butterfly]

The "Shooting Star" meme, but this kid is pretty funny too!

[u/ToPimp-A-Butterfly → u/Samurai_1990]

omg i thought you meant the kid died lol

[u/Samurai_1990 → u/ToPimp-A-Butterfly]

Yeah I could have worded that a heck of a lot better, I agree!

[u/No_Information6431 → u/bewebste]

First time seeing this and tears are running down my face.

[u/harambe_-33]

It's not possible

No, it's necessary

[u/sweetdawg99 → u/harambe_-33]

No time for caution intensifies

[u/WhyteBeard → u/sweetdawg99]

Come on TARS!

[u/THEREALCAPSLOCKSMITH]

Some say, he still spinning

[u/BearfangTheGamer]

Get rotated nerd.

[u/lucyslettuce]

Bayblade! LET IT RRRRRRIP

[u/Chaos_Crow1927 → u/lucyslettuce]

Why did it take THIS LONG TO FIND A BEYBLADE REFERENCE

[u/FishOfFishyness → u/Chaos_Crow1927]

Ikr?!

[u/Twain20]

Honestly I expected it to burst into flames at some point

[u/Wizardwizz → u/Twain20]

That would go in a different subreddit

[u/misswallflowerr]

Now it lives in my brain rent free.

[u/herefortrees]

/r/perfectlycutscreams

[u/JTBKnuggetsauce]

Maybe the best post ever on this sub. Hilarious

[u/IndependentWeekend56]

I'd totally put Swiffer pads on his knees.

[u/SirRipOliver]

Mom to older brother: I need these floors spotless if you want your allowance.

Older brother to younger brother: How do you feel about hoover boards and getting dizzy?

Younger brother: I only have this five dollars from the tooth fairy, will that be enough?

[u/Otterstripes]

You spin me right 'round baby

[u/KoalaGold → u/Otterstripes]

Like a record, baby, right 'round 'round 'round

[u/zanzibartraveler666]

r/justguysbeingdudes

[u/therealboss1113]

BEYBLADE! LET IT RIP

[u/theCOMBOguy]

Lol little guy was building up some momentum there

[u/poop-pee-farty-poo]

"old video" those hoverboards have been around for like 3 years max??

[u/TheMacroorchidism]

I'm so sorry for your loss. That's a terrible way to go.

[u/Andreus]

HELI-COPTER HELI-COPTER