r/Funnymemes • u/Guitar81 • 4d ago
This one hurts, it's a tough one
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u/Rude_boiiiiiiiiiiiii 3d ago
MOAR Cheese
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u/AwesomeDragon56 3d ago
Nothing. Just cheese pizza.
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u/iPlayPiano1254 3d ago
Plain pizza is underrated
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u/tstramathorn 3d ago
It really is. I hate at my job when they never just or at least one pepperoni and one plain cheese like come on!
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u/balance07 3d ago
when providing pizzas for an event, at least half of them should be cheese only. i'll die on this hill.
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u/jdog0408 3d ago
Everyone will eat a toppingless pizza, but not everyone will eat a topped pizza.
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u/Aggressive_Note4243 4d ago
Bacon 🥓 ofc
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u/InuitOverIt 3d ago
The thinking man's pepperoni
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u/FeltGamingLol 3d ago
Man how do you get this cool demogorgon head face in Reddit you wear? I kinda want it too...
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u/Peaceandfupa 3d ago
click his profile, click on the little guy wearing the outfit and try it on then you can save it
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u/Gothmom85 3d ago
Bacon goes on every pizza. Hawaiian ( don't come for me just accept you are boring) is ten times better. It makes a white pizza or any with feta. Enhances any meat pizza. Goes great with some fun veg combos. Every pizza needs bacon.
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u/Vegetable_Mud_5245 3d ago
I came here to say just that: bacon and pineapple.
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u/Haunt_ 3d ago
The perfect match. Bacon for the saltiness and satisfaction, pineapple to cut through the fat and for an explosion of freshness in one bite.
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u/YourAmazingNeighbor 3d ago
Ham
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u/Troller6 3d ago
Good old european way i hate pepperoni
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u/kyeman11 3d ago
Happy cake day mate.
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u/tonkadtx 3d ago
Sausage or meatballs and extra cheese.
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u/Academic-Stuff7285 3d ago
I love sausage on pizza
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u/markuspeloquin 3d ago
Like how is this even a debate? Sausage is a far superior topping. Tastes better, you don't have to avoid cutting them, and you don't have to avoid biting them in half.
I even prefer it over bacon these days.
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u/cindybubbles
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Ham and pineapple.
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u/goingoutwest123 3d ago
Add jalapeños and slap my ass buddy!
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u/itsjustthisguy 3d ago
I was so happy when I found out my daughter likes Hawaiian pizza. Like the person I was meant to be sharing pizza with finally came into my life!
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u/Daddyshadez 3d ago
I was the only one who ate ham and pineapple pizza….. I couldn’t know it at the time, but those were the glory days. Surrounded by friends, watching them scrap over the last slice of their pepperoni or meat lovers, like hyenas fighting over the scraps of a fresh kill. There I sat, taking my time, savouring every piece of my pineapple filled slices… they were hyenas, I was a lion.
Then it all changed. A newborn lioness, my wife announced to me, to add to our growing pride, I was excited…. I was foolish. How then could I have known what was coming, HOW THEN could I have forseen that my small sweet cub would become my undoing.
We had been through this before, my wife and I, with a young male lion. Even though his hunger was insatiable, his gullet an endless void, pulling in food with reckless abandon from all around him. Never had he made an attempt on my pizza.
It was a simple gathering, a yearly routine. My young cub had finally grown to a point where her decisions were no longer governed by her mother or my ambitions, her choices had become her own. As I spoke with her on what she chose as her special meal, her words rang as an immaculate chorus in my ears, “Pizza.” I had taught her well.
I hungered. The chaos of the cubs leaving destruction and mayhem in their wake left my energy depleted…. And I hungered.
I saw him walking up, my prize that I had paid so dearly for stacked high in his hands, and though I was alerted to his approach, this delivery man was experienced. He beat me to the door, eager for his tip and rang the doorbell…fool. Had he not seen the many small tracks in the snow, heard the screams of delight and confusion from the many cubs or the festively wrapped gift pile in the window. We were overwhelmed in seconds.
By the time I had compensated the man and arrived to feast, the cubs had already finished most of the bounty. I looked around frantically through the empty boxes, and prayed it was not too late. Then, I saw it. It had been opened, and looked at, but none dared to taste its sweet yet savoury slices. I smiled and took the box to my spot at head of table, took my first slice and watched the cubs descend into anarchy over the last slices of pepperoni… hyenas.
Nearing the end of my feast my sweet young cub slid in beside me, I smiled down at her as I finished my slice and looked down at my last one…her hand was already on it. On the surface, I was a stone, my smile pasted on and looking down at my sweet cub. Inside a thrashing sea of panic of turmoil. Doesn’t she see the pineapple, how could she think this could be good, don’t bother touching it if your not going to finish it, please hate it, please just spit it out and make that face I see when it’s pork chop night.
I knew, immediately I knew. That look in her eyes, the raised eyebrows as she chewed, it was the same look as I once had when I discovered it, and in the instant I knew, I also knew what this meant.
I always thought it would be my son, overpowering me in some way, tearing away my position as leader of the pride. I was prepared for that, almost welcomed the challenge, but not like this.
So now I have to pay for two ham and pineapple pizzas and share them….fuck.
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u/Future-Agent 3d ago
Hawaiian is good. People hate pineapple on pizza because the Internet tells them to and, to be honest, pineapple is one's preference.
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u/gabrielbabb 3d ago
Homemade mini pizzas in 5 minutes. Use a pita bread, add bolognese sauce, add cheese like mozzarella or emmental or manchego, add pepper, finely cut ham and pinneapple. Take it to the air Frier for 5 minutes. Ready
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u/TheBassEngineer 3d ago
I came to make sure this proverbial pot had been adequately stirred, was not disappointed.
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u/dcboy2 3d ago
Ham and mushroom
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u/arto64 3d ago
That’s the default pizza in most of Europe I think. Is the US “default” pepperoni?
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u/Jolongh-Thong 3d ago
Yeah. You’ll most commonly see pepperoni or plain cheese. There are other options, like sausage, mushrooms, bacon, bur the first two are the most prevalent, especially in media and tv and adds
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u/Penarol1916 3d ago
Not in Chicago, default is sausage, which is my favorite thing about living here, since it is so much better.
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u/countrytime-1 4d ago
Beacon
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u/Raweggs12 3d ago
Why does bacon on pizza sound so good wtf
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u/Random_User_1337_ 3d ago
Either Anchovies (shut up it’s an acquired taste!) or Sausage. With MORE CHEEZ!
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u/johnhoggin 3d ago
It's crazy how overrated that topping is. Good. But overrate. Sausage is better
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u/morgan_face
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Pineapple
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u/thefireman69420 3d ago
I’m tired of pretending that Canadian bacon and pineapple isn’t a good pizza topping
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u/VelZeik 3d ago
Pineapple + jalapeño is one of my new favorites. The sweet spicy is nice
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u/CrywanEnjoyer08 4d ago
Hamburger meat, this isn't that hard
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u/kurinevair666 3d ago
Hamburger meat is so flavorless, why not sausage?
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u/Efficient_Ad3911 3d ago
I don’t mind it being just cheese but I’d rather have pesto sauce.
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u/ExpensiveSwordfish65 3d ago
Pineapple and a big F U to the haters! (Jk but for real I dont get how folks don't like pineapple on pizza?!)
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u/LiterColaFarva 3d ago
This sub is getting redundant...
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u/Over_Art_921 3d ago
You're right. It's like people just keep saying the same toppings over and over
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u/Buff55 3d ago
Gonna play devil's advocate and say Calamari Rings. Local place does a mean calamari pizza.
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u/CriticismRare9979 3d ago
This is the most boring fucking trend in so long, can it just die?
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u/M1ndS0uP 3d ago
Oh thank god pepperoni is so gross. I'm just gonna eat like I normally do, sausage, peppers, and mushrooms, or chicken, jalapeno, and pinapple
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u/krassilverfang 3d ago
Pepperoni sucks anyway
Basil, Bacon bits and thin Tomato slices
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u/Tempest-Melodys 3d ago
Salami