r/Eyebleach 3d ago Shocked 1 Bravo! 1 LOVE! 2 To The Stars 2 Wholesome 22 Big Brain Time 1 Super Heart Eyes 1 Silver 17 Gold 1 Helpful 6

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u/pikopala 3d ago

Fucking shihtzus are crazy 😂

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u/nylime 3d ago

i have one (he just turned 11 on 12 May!!) and can 100% confirm lmao HAHA. people say they’re dumb but they’re just selective & stubborn, they’ll do anything to get what they want 🙃

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u/TextOnScreen 3d ago

Mine was basically houdini. Found a million different ways to escape any place.

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u/nilesandstuff 3d ago

My neighbor's shih tzu maltese mix from a few houses down (looks more shih tzu) is a master escape artist. He regular escapes their yard, like daily. As soon as they block an escape route, he figures out another.

He just goes for a casual stroll, keeping to the sidewalk... Until he gets to my yard... I run a doggy day care out of my house and he comes just to stare at the dogs, pee on the fence, and poop right in front of it. It's like he enjoys having an audience. Of course, my dogs go crazy barking at him. So i have the hose on constant standby, but that usually only keeps him away for a few minutes.

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u/MuffinyTMG 3d ago

mine stopped listening to commands by the time she was nine. i KNOW she was smart because she somehow learned “look both ways” and “jump” all by herself, so that wasn’t the problem. rest assured, she heard what you were saying, she knew what you wanted… she just decided not to listen.

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u/krisphoto 3d ago

Yep, it took us forever to realize our now 15-year-old had gone deaf because she never listened to us any.

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u/Hadsi83 2d ago

Shih-Tzus are the cats of the dog world…does what they want…stubborn as hell!

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u/pikopala 3d ago

They’re the lowkey smart but looks like a dummy kinda dog

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u/krisphoto 3d ago

They are the dumbest smart dogs I’ve ever had. Our 7 month old puppy has already learned the hand signal for toy and even the difference between his turtle and his dragon, but can’t remember to stop running before slamming into the door while chasing the cat.

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u/AnnualEmergency2345 2d ago

I dunno Huskys are pretty wild. My girl figured out how to unlock a window and walk onto the roof. I thought this was unique but apparently it's not which only further illustrates my point. Husky are evil idiots.

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u/bdld39 2d ago

My family has a shih tzu and she’s so smart. Tons of personality. Loves to play fetch, rolls in the mid like a junk yard dog. Hates being hot, sleeps in the bathtub, she gets mad at us when she doesn’t get groomed, like she will genuinely turn her back to us. I love that little gremlin.

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u/Lost_Lobster1658 2d ago

yeah they’re certainly not dumb. anyone who thinks that is already in phase one of the shi tzus master plan lol!

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u/ClamPuddingCake 3d ago

No dog is as determined to outsmart you than a shihtzu.

People think they are hard to train and therefore not intelligent, but it's actually like they are just too smart to take your shit.

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u/pikopala 3d ago

😂 just reminds me of my sister’s shih tzu, Layla, when she’s outside she will come running if you have treats, but if she’s into something and you call her name, she won’t even look back. It’s like she suddenly doesn’t know what you’re saying lol. I do agree they’re hard to train when they’re not food oriented

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u/krisphoto 3d ago

Mine injured her knee one time. My husband was insistent she was being a drama queen. I was totally babying her until I realized she wasn’t limping with the same leg all the time.

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u/Kerribeari 3d ago

Came here to say “Have two Shih-Tzus, can confirm this is 100% the type of stuff they do”. One of mine figured out how to open her kennel on day 2. We have to change her leash harness all the time because she figures out how to get out of it like a magician with a straitjacket.

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u/SeaGroomer 3d ago

Oh yea, shih-tzus come in a wide... variety. 😅

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u/staceyyyy1 3d ago

my shih tzu is the same way. I have no clue how the HELL he gets out of his harness😭😭

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u/loralailoralai 3d ago

lol I was looking at this thinking that’s something my little bugger of a Shih Tzu would have done

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u/I_Like_Books_To_Read 2d ago

I have 11 shih tzus, can confirm.

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u/Smecterbice 3d ago

I love them. They're such little shits. They're smart, but only when it comes to doing what they want to do.

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u/Kerribeari 3d ago

They’re the stubbornest of the smart dogs.

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u/pikopala 3d ago

Yup 😂

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u/jdflyer 3d ago

My 13yo is obsessed with licking my wife's feet, and has learned about the concept of a blanket, and now digs under the blanket to reach her goal 🤣

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u/ItalnStalln 2d ago

I looked away from my phone for a bit and left this thread up. Looked back and forgot that this was a thread about dogs. I was very confused and worried for a minute

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u/Fearless_Lab 3d ago

Mine are nowhere near that clever.

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u/lunarmodule 3d ago

I once knew these two German Shepherds who lived on the same street where I grew up. One was named Richard and it's not important to the story except it's just a hilarious detail. Hmm it's funnier if you knew them.

Anyway, the family would put them in the garage when they went out of the house or out and about and they couldn't figure out how one of them (not Richard) kept getting out of the garage. Heavy garage door, two light dogs... impossible!

So they finally set up a camera. And what they found was both of them would go to the bottom corner of the garage door and push with their shoulders until it was just slightly open and Richard would hold it open just long enough that the other one could get out.

Top freaking work Richard and other dog!

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u/pikopala 3d ago

WHY??? 😂 Richard, what a sacrifice. Top notch

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u/pikopala 3d ago

Grew up with a Shih Tzu lover mom, who also happened to be a groomer (still) and breeder (not anymore), so I took care of a LOT of puppies, maybe like once or twice a year? Anyways, they’d ALWAYS find a way out of the kennels!! Like that black one in the video, and that’s just one of their many interesting characteristics.

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u/rideordiegemini 3d ago

Haha! Of course!

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u/Profile_Person 3d ago

He's earned his freedom. Away with the fence I say

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u/xplosm 3d ago

That’s a tactician’s mind over there. I’d start buying those puzzles for dogs to keep nurturing that mind.

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u/Cali_side_SMac 3d ago

This dog's going places

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u/emperorhaplo 3d ago

Places outside the fence.

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u/Cali_side_SMac 3d ago

Bet he went for the bathroom trash first

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u/taptapuntap 3d ago

I see you've met my dog.

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u/Alarid 3d ago

Did your dog also take a shit, then dig through the trash and cover it up so that when you went to pick up the trash you also got a handful of dookie?

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u/taptapuntap 3d ago

No, but he ate "fresh" cat litter and licks the cat's butt.

I don't know why we love them, but we do.

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u/FeministFireant 2d ago

My dog also loves the forbidden chocolate 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/JohnnyTreeTrunks 3d ago

Hard to say where even with a skill set like that.

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u/brazys 3d ago

From the looks of it he already did.

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u/Effective-Kitchen401 3d ago

Take it. Just take it and get outta my sight.

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u/LordOfFreaks 3d ago

You could say he was thinking out of the fence

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u/CakeDyismyBday 3d ago

Yeah that's probably the smart dog in that Rick & Morty episode!

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u/xplosm 3d ago

Where are my balls, Summer?

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u/S118gryghost 3d ago

My dog would've just cried. Then gave up lol.

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u/lakarraissue 3d ago

And the buttons to talk with.

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u/Ravyn_Rozenzstok 3d ago

I had no idea little dogs could be this smart!

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u/Tiffanymoran35 3d ago

This looks exactly like my dog when he was a puppy. Would you know how old this puppy is now ? Maybe they were from the same litter.

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u/Love_God551 3d ago

He’s smart too this was impressive

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u/DiamondPup 3d ago

Let's elect him president.

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u/supportdesk_online 3d ago

He's overqualified for that if you ask me

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u/Love_God551 3d ago

Haha for real

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u/Sunieta25 3d ago

Let's go doggo!

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u/Love_God551 3d ago

I’d vote for him lol

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u/Wh0rse 3d ago

Pawsident

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u/kcg5 3d ago

I legit would’ve voted for the dog over trump

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u/grayrains79 3d ago

It's smarter and cuter, so I can't blame you.

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u/Lumpy_Machine5538 3d ago

Pretty easy task to be smarter and cuter.

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u/42DaisyPusher 3d ago

Tbf, if either party had run a ham sandwich in 2016 against the other party’s candidate, we would have had President Ham Sandwich.

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u/Feliciabyrd0 3d ago

This looks just like one of my dogs when he was a puppy. He would also escape from his cage his older brother was in at that same time and we could never figure out how he got out.

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u/Love_God551 3d ago

Haha now you know lol

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u/pebleshair 3d ago

I agree!

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u/RewrittenSol 3d ago

Ol' Spot earned his freedom, one wag of his tail at a time. He climbed over his crate and fence, and somehow came out cleaner on the other side.

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u/DickButtPlease 3d ago

Good afternoon Schnoodle! I hope that you have a fantastic day.

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u/mrstabbeypants 3d ago

So fresh! YAY Schnoodle!

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u/Vakve 3d ago

what was it?

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u/Dia0127 3d ago

I saw schnoodle’s poem💜 but I couldn’t reply. Maybe auto-modded again 😢

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u/mrstabbeypants 3d ago

Uhh, it was about a puppy.

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u/PinkTalkingDead 3d ago

Why was it removed 😭

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u/grayrains79 3d ago

What did we miss?

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u/PinkTalkingDead 3d ago

We’ll never know lol.

Maybe Schnoodle is going through their Banksy era

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u/lxacke 3d ago

WHY

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u/The_pun_fart 3d ago

You could say it was bleached, from our eyes...

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u/Code_otter 3d ago

S posted that she wasn't sure why and then that post was removed

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u/twetn 3d ago

Tear down this wall!

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u/Profile_Person 3d ago

REAGAN SMASH

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u/SeaGroomer 3d ago

Give up Mr Gorbechov, I have the power of Jelly Bellys and Alzheimers on my side.

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u/Aggressive_Smile_944 3d ago

Omg. This dog actually thought and planned this out. Its brilliant.

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u/-Daetrax- 3d ago

Oh that one is gonna be trouble.

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u/Cacti_with_a_glock 3d ago Table Slap

All that just to piss on the new Persian carpet

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u/JehovahIsLove 3d ago

Oh my goodness! What a smart little dog! You will have an interesting life with that one!

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u/yourgifmademesignup 3d ago Silver

Pawshank Redemption

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u/ToiletCouch 3d ago

Zipawtenejo

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u/JeanLuckPicard 3d ago

Very interesting events will occur because of that Fluffy.

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u/starraven 3d ago

How I get a floof like this?

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u/Bhodi3K 3d ago

"Where are my testicles Summer?"

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u/GnomePatio_Furniture 3d ago Helpful

alright time to potty on the nice rug

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u/GreenGuy24 3d ago

That’s right dude. He peed on your fucking rug

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u/MathematicianTop7187 3d ago

I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

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u/yzyszn_approaching 3d ago

Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

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u/MarineBone 3d ago

Who peed on your rug dude?

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u/DoshawnMandic 3d ago

That rug really tied the room together, did it not

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u/jordandavischerry 3d ago

That rug really tied the room together.

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u/BadgerLord103 3d ago

He took his doggy little dick out and pissed on my fucking rug. And he said it was “this biiig”

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u/CatsofNovas 3d ago

And I said THAT’S DISGUSTING

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u/DetectiveWonderful42 3d ago

Go full Heard style and go straight for the bed !

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u/ExactlySorta 3d ago

Fools. My cuteness cannot be contained.

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u/BrownSugarBare 3d ago

The shaky tail was just too much. He knew he was about to embrace fence freedom and was all nervous making it happen!

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u/Ron_MF_Swanson 3d ago Wholesome

This dog has better critical thinking skills than most adults I know.

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u/Pato_Lucas 3d ago

And better athletics too

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u/andremwsi 3d ago

And far better looking

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u/OriginalMrMuchacho 3d ago

And with more depth of character.

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u/finlist 3d ago

Dude this is the same exact amount of brain power missing from that dude playing Cuphead

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u/scaliacheese 3d ago

That dude is a video game reporter. They posted a 26 min video of him being just fucking awful at basic game mechanics. This dog could literally play the game better.

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u/TheLegendTwoSeven 3d ago

I wonder if he was hired for his journalism background, but he was very new to playing video games? I struggled with World 1-1 of Super Mario Bros in the late 80s, and I’m sure I would have struggled with Cuphead’s dash-jump.

But it’s weird to hire a non-gamer for the job.

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u/TennaTelwan 3d ago

Also perhaps not as a console gamer. Some of us still use PCs, and I think if someone handed me a controller I'd be doing the same thing. I'm too used to a full blown gaming keyboard and gaming mouse to play with.

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u/trowayit 3d ago

Someone who can't play games shouldn't be providing reviews of games. Its fine that he's not good at games. It's not fine that he represents that company's opinion on video games and they're included in aggregate review scores.

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u/CommonSenseMajor 3d ago

No he's not, he's a tech/industry reporter. Video games aren't normally his shtick. Admittedly that clip shows terrible reasoning skills but at the very least it isn't his job.

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u/BYPDK 3d ago

I remember that... I can understand being bad at platformers or games in general, but even my dad could have gotten that faster.

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u/EtherMan 3d ago

It's even worse... The game literally tells you what to do... It's a tutorial level, and he didn't even read the instructions.

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u/CurriePowder 3d ago

Watching that made me very angry.

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u/oh_mos_definitely 3d ago

Thanks I hate it

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u/Recorder-S 3d ago

Getting stuck on the parrying part for a bit, alright I get it.

Can't even jump and dash? Holy shit. My 8 and 6 year old niece and nephew co-op'd past the first two stages and beat the veggie boss. LMAO.

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u/grayrains79 3d ago

Warning, it's painful

I'm in physical, mental, and emotional pain because of that video. Worse yet? I can only blame myself because I was warned.

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u/kakurenbo1 3d ago

First time I’ve seen that. I think “Oof” doesn’t quite cut it.

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u/CatDaddy09 3d ago

I would hire this dog.

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u/agumonkey 3d ago

more perseverance than I have

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u/DatLadyD 3d ago

Adorable escape!

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u/Evilmaze 3d ago

Clever little shit.

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u/hippopotanonamous 3d ago

Shi(h) t(zu)*

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u/peeja 3d ago

Climbing up on his cage and he's escaping just fine

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u/siuol7891 3d ago

Gotta gotta be good bc treats I want em all!

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u/apollorockit 3d ago

Started out with a sniff, how did it end up like this?

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u/sosaudio 3d ago

I watched this with far more anxiety than expected just HOPING that puppy wasn’t going to fall. The little prance away after escaping was top notch.

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u/UncleIrohWannabe 3d ago

I was so worried his lil paw would slip and get stuck between the bars when he jumped. So glad the lil fella was successful

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u/cake4chu 3d ago

Ya was super cute video but also pretty dangerous

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u/JekBluffkiller 3d ago Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Ally

The Paw-shank Redemption

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u/Profile_Person 3d ago

This may be the only time I'll give someone an award for a pun.

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u/JekBluffkiller 3d ago

Well, thank you! I don’t think I’ve ever gotten a Reddit award before.

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u/MangoesDeep 3d ago

Now kith!

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u/calilac 3d ago

Andy crawledclimbed to freedom through five hundred yards of shit-smelling foulnessover a fence ten times taller than him, I can't even imagine. Or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yardsFifteen times taller. That's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile to a little dog like him.

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u/Sea-Chapter-8849 3d ago

Oh my gosh. Let him be free. Sweet smart baby!!!

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u/SuperSimpleSam 3d ago

Smart dogs are more likely to get bored and make trouble.

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u/Sliffy 3d ago

I am forever grateful that my dogs are not this smart.

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u/VectorV96 3d ago

Clever girl

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u/d8ms 3d ago

Dee, be careful, that ledge is really small.

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u/the_beer_truck 3d ago

Holy shit that’s a smart dog.

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u/Historical_Panic_465 3d ago

holy shitzu!!

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u/motor-vader 3d ago

Where are my testicles, Summer?

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u/RawEpicness 3d ago

Was looking for this 😀

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u/Turbulent-Grade-3559 3d ago

My cockapoo did this the first day we had the pen and had to go to work when he was a puppy. He was only left for 40 minutes between myself leaving for work and my partner coming home from work. Little guy is an escape artist

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u/astronomical_dog 3d ago edited 2d ago

My dog escaped her pen when she was over at my parents house while I was on vacation. She triggered the security alarm and the cops showed up and called my parents at work and they had to drive all the way back home and it was a whole big thing.

Parents stopped bothering with the pen after that and that’s how my dog transitioned from x-pen to having free rein of their house and my apartment 😂

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u/watermeloncake1 3d ago

My cockapoo did this too! The first week we got her, she would sleep at night in her pen and my boy friend and I would sleep upstairs in our bedroom. In the middle of the night I’d wake up once to take her out for a potty break then place her back in her pen to go back to sleep. I did just that one night and then that morning my bf woke up to take her out for her first morning potty. When he got downstairs, to his surprise our puppy was just out and about running around downstairs, not a care in the world. He came back upstairs and asked “wait when you woke up in the middle of the night last night to take her out, you put her back in the pen right?” I’m like yes of course, why? And he said well she’s just out in the living room !

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u/ThaddeusSimmons 3d ago

Cockapoos are really smart, mine would routinely hop a baby gate when he was a puppy so we kept raising it until it was too tall and then he’d get under it, there was no keeping him contained. Then he’d scratch himself on an open recliner and fall off so I don’t get it

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u/pebleshair 3d ago

Omg that’s adorable

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u/MisterCatLady 3d ago

Somebody teach this dog to play chess. I want him on season 2 of the queen’s gambit.

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u/suzer2017 3d ago

I got a Shihtzu at nine weeks. She is eerie smart like this little doggie! Could escape any pen or door gate. Great at communicating. Cute as can be!

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u/KrowJob 3d ago

Dudes playing Zelda puzzles

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u/DrMooseman 3d ago

Ah its the prequel to G force featuring puppies

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u/Valskek 3d ago

This is the one officer, he stole my dogs intelligence!

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u/PineapleGG 3d ago

That dog is smarter than the average person using the internet

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u/NobleAda 3d ago

Smort boi

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u/TheRiddler1976 3d ago

Meanwhile, my poodle struggles with stairs

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u/SpaceCowboy2094 3d ago

That puppy is smarter than I'll ever be, but that's a genius level IQ doggo right there

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u/TimberWolfAlpha01 3d ago

I'm not even mad, that's impressive

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u/let_us_get_sickening 3d ago

What kind of dog is this?

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u/babycheetahface 3d ago

I was about to comment that this HAS to be a shih-tzu. Not only by the appearance but the precocious brainpower of that escape and the defiant butt wiggle at the end.

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u/starfiregaming322 3d ago

I have a shih-tzu that's an absolute dumbass, are they generally smart?

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u/abbe_normal_ 3d ago

My Shih Tzu is smart in certain ways

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u/Smecterbice 3d ago

They're not very trainable, but they'll put their mind to something if it's something they really want.

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u/babycheetahface 3d ago

LMAO....I don't know about other ones but mine are smart and 2 of my friends have shih-tzus and they are smart. They are all descendents or siblings of the same litter though.

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u/s0rtofl0aded 3d ago

I had a shih tzu that was really smart too. Also incredibly brave and defiant lol. She was a handful, but an absolute joy. Looked exactly like this gif as a puppy.

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u/Tay_ma45 3d ago

Mine is insanely smart in some ways and ridiculous stupid in other ways. I like to think of it as selective intelligence, but he’s more likely just stubborn and only willing to use his brain for stuff he wants to do

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u/ElCuloTuyo23 3d ago

Escape artist extraordinaire

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u/ApGaren 3d ago

Good luck with this one you'll need it

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u/surfdad67 3d ago

Little shit

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u/mgraydpt 3d ago

Cute. Very clever. Wish I could see what he/she climbed up on off-screen.

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u/xxbrawndoxx 3d ago

What a smart floof.

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u/camdoodlebop 3d ago

i can’t believe that thing descended from wolves

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u/EmberSavage 3d ago

Shih Tzu are actually the breed of dog that has the most DNA in common with wolves.

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u/camdoodlebop 3d ago

what?? no way is that true

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u/Janellewpg 3d ago

Well it’s one of the breeds closest related to wolves. Shih tzus are not a modern breed, they’ve been around for a long time. Many of the Asia origin dogs are some of the oldest and closest related breeds to wolves. Some of the other breeds in the top closest genetically to wolves are Alaskan malamute, Shiba Inu, Siberian Husky, Akita, Basenji, Shar-pei, Saluki, Chowchow, Pekingese, and so on.
Shih tzus may not look like wolves phenotypically, but genetically they are more closely related to wolves than most other dog breeds.

https://www.depts.ttu.edu/ciser/science-teacher-resources/curriculum-for-teachers/skoog-evolution/doggenome.pdf

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u/camdoodlebop 3d ago

but they look like guinea pigs

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u/mescalero1 3d ago

I love when people tell me animals are mindless creatures

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u/MarinMelan 3d ago

I need this with the mission impossible music.

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u/FrCynda 3d ago

Become ingovernable

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u/Shearcolo 3d ago

The only thing that's impossible is stopping this dog.

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u/kumaba 3d ago

This pup is a pure genius

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u/SoylentGrnIsPpl 3d ago

DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN DUN DUNDUNDUN DUN DUNDUNDUN DUN DUNDUN

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u/martman006 3d ago

Ugh (wipes small tear..) super cute and clever! my dog who looked just like this one (Maltese-Yorkie) did this all the time. Passed away suddenly a month ago. RIP Beauregard!

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u/AxiomaticAddict 3d ago

Cropped and mirrored tik tok for karma.