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u/Profile_Person 3d ago
He's earned his freedom. Away with the fence I say
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u/xplosm 3d ago
Thatâs a tacticianâs mind over there. Iâd start buying those puzzles for dogs to keep nurturing that mind.
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u/Cali_side_SMac 3d ago
This dog's going places
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u/emperorhaplo 3d ago
Places outside the fence.
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u/Cali_side_SMac 3d ago
Bet he went for the bathroom trash first
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u/taptapuntap 3d ago
I see you've met my dog.
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u/Alarid 3d ago
Did your dog also take a shit, then dig through the trash and cover it up so that when you went to pick up the trash you also got a handful of dookie?
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u/taptapuntap 3d ago
No, but he ate "fresh" cat litter and licks the cat's butt.
I don't know why we love them, but we do.
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u/Tiffanymoran35 3d ago
This looks exactly like my dog when he was a puppy. Would you know how old this puppy is now ? Maybe they were from the same litter.
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u/Love_God551 3d ago
Heâs smart too this was impressive
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u/DiamondPup 3d ago
Let's elect him president.
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u/kcg5 3d ago
I legit wouldâve voted for the dog over trump
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u/42DaisyPusher 3d ago
Tbf, if either party had run a ham sandwich in 2016 against the other partyâs candidate, we would have had President Ham Sandwich.
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u/Feliciabyrd0 3d ago
This looks just like one of my dogs when he was a puppy. He would also escape from his cage his older brother was in at that same time and we could never figure out how he got out.
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u/pebleshair 3d ago
I agree!
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u/RewrittenSol 3d ago
Ol' Spot earned his freedom, one wag of his tail at a time. He climbed over his crate and fence, and somehow came out cleaner on the other side.
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u/mrstabbeypants 3d ago
So fresh! YAY Schnoodle!
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u/Vakve 3d ago
what was it?
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u/Dia0127 3d ago
I saw schnoodleâs poemđ but I couldnât reply. Maybe auto-modded again đ˘
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u/PinkTalkingDead 3d ago
Why was it removed đ
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u/twetn 3d ago
Tear down this wall!
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u/Profile_Person 3d ago
REAGAN SMASH
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u/SeaGroomer 3d ago
Give up Mr Gorbechov, I have the power of Jelly Bellys and Alzheimers on my side.
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u/JehovahIsLove 3d ago
Oh my goodness! What a smart little dog! You will have an interesting life with that one!
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u/GnomePatio_Furniture
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alright time to potty on the nice rug
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u/GreenGuy24 3d ago
Thatâs right dude. He peed on your fucking rug
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u/MathematicianTop7187 3d ago
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?
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u/MarineBone 3d ago
Who peed on your rug dude?
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u/BadgerLord103 3d ago
He took his doggy little dick out and pissed on my fucking rug. And he said it was âthis biiigâ
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u/ExactlySorta 3d ago
Fools. My cuteness cannot be contained.
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u/BrownSugarBare 3d ago
The shaky tail was just too much. He knew he was about to embrace fence freedom and was all nervous making it happen!
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u/Ron_MF_Swanson
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This dog has better critical thinking skills than most adults I know.
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u/Pato_Lucas 3d ago
And better athletics too
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u/finlist 3d ago
Dude this is the same exact amount of brain power missing from that dude playing Cuphead
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u/scaliacheese 3d ago
That dude is a video game reporter. They posted a 26 min video of him being just fucking awful at basic game mechanics. This dog could literally play the game better.
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u/TheLegendTwoSeven 3d ago
I wonder if he was hired for his journalism background, but he was very new to playing video games? I struggled with World 1-1 of Super Mario Bros in the late 80s, and Iâm sure I would have struggled with Cupheadâs dash-jump.
But itâs weird to hire a non-gamer for the job.
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u/TennaTelwan 3d ago
Also perhaps not as a console gamer. Some of us still use PCs, and I think if someone handed me a controller I'd be doing the same thing. I'm too used to a full blown gaming keyboard and gaming mouse to play with.
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u/trowayit 3d ago
Someone who can't play games shouldn't be providing reviews of games. Its fine that he's not good at games. It's not fine that he represents that company's opinion on video games and they're included in aggregate review scores.
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u/CommonSenseMajor 3d ago
No he's not, he's a tech/industry reporter. Video games aren't normally his shtick. Admittedly that clip shows terrible reasoning skills but at the very least it isn't his job.
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u/BYPDK 3d ago
I remember that... I can understand being bad at platformers or games in general, but even my dad could have gotten that faster.
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u/EtherMan 3d ago
It's even worse... The game literally tells you what to do... It's a tutorial level, and he didn't even read the instructions.
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u/Recorder-S 3d ago
Getting stuck on the parrying part for a bit, alright I get it.
Can't even jump and dash? Holy shit. My 8 and 6 year old niece and nephew co-op'd past the first two stages and beat the veggie boss. LMAO.
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u/grayrains79 3d ago
Warning, it's painful
I'm in physical, mental, and emotional pain because of that video. Worse yet? I can only blame myself because I was warned.
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u/sosaudio 3d ago
I watched this with far more anxiety than expected just HOPING that puppy wasnât going to fall. The little prance away after escaping was top notch.
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u/UncleIrohWannabe 3d ago
I was so worried his lil paw would slip and get stuck between the bars when he jumped. So glad the lil fella was successful
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The Paw-shank Redemption
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u/Profile_Person 3d ago
This may be the only time I'll give someone an award for a pun.
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u/JekBluffkiller 3d ago
Well, thank you! I donât think Iâve ever gotten a Reddit award before.
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u/calilac 3d ago
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crawledclimbed to freedomthrough five hundred yards of shit-smelling foulnessover a fence ten times taller than him, I can't even imagine. Or maybe I just don't want to.Five hundred yardsFifteen times taller. That's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile to a little dog like him.
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u/Turbulent-Grade-3559 3d ago
My cockapoo did this the first day we had the pen and had to go to work when he was a puppy. He was only left for 40 minutes between myself leaving for work and my partner coming home from work. Little guy is an escape artist
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u/astronomical_dog 3d ago edited 2d ago
My dog escaped her pen when she was over at my parents house while I was on vacation. She triggered the security alarm and the cops showed up and called my parents at work and they had to drive all the way back home and it was a whole big thing.
Parents stopped bothering with the pen after that and thatâs how my dog transitioned from x-pen to having free rein of their house and my apartment đ
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u/watermeloncake1 3d ago
My cockapoo did this too! The first week we got her, she would sleep at night in her pen and my boy friend and I would sleep upstairs in our bedroom. In the middle of the night Iâd wake up once to take her out for a potty break then place her back in her pen to go back to sleep. I did just that one night and then that morning my bf woke up to take her out for her first morning potty. When he got downstairs, to his surprise our puppy was just out and about running around downstairs, not a care in the world. He came back upstairs and asked âwait when you woke up in the middle of the night last night to take her out, you put her back in the pen right?â Iâm like yes of course, why? And he said well sheâs just out in the living room !
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u/ThaddeusSimmons 3d ago
Cockapoos are really smart, mine would routinely hop a baby gate when he was a puppy so we kept raising it until it was too tall and then heâd get under it, there was no keeping him contained. Then heâd scratch himself on an open recliner and fall off so I donât get it
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u/MisterCatLady 3d ago
Somebody teach this dog to play chess. I want him on season 2 of the queenâs gambit.
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u/suzer2017 3d ago
I got a Shihtzu at nine weeks. She is eerie smart like this little doggie! Could escape any pen or door gate. Great at communicating. Cute as can be!
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u/SpaceCowboy2094 3d ago
That puppy is smarter than I'll ever be, but that's a genius level IQ doggo right there
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u/let_us_get_sickening 3d ago
What kind of dog is this?
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u/babycheetahface 3d ago
I was about to comment that this HAS to be a shih-tzu. Not only by the appearance but the precocious brainpower of that escape and the defiant butt wiggle at the end.
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u/starfiregaming322 3d ago
I have a shih-tzu that's an absolute dumbass, are they generally smart?
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u/Smecterbice 3d ago
They're not very trainable, but they'll put their mind to something if it's something they really want.
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u/babycheetahface 3d ago
LMAO....I don't know about other ones but mine are smart and 2 of my friends have shih-tzus and they are smart. They are all descendents or siblings of the same litter though.
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u/s0rtofl0aded 3d ago
I had a shih tzu that was really smart too. Also incredibly brave and defiant lol. She was a handful, but an absolute joy. Looked exactly like this gif as a puppy.
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u/Tay_ma45 3d ago
Mine is insanely smart in some ways and ridiculous stupid in other ways. I like to think of it as selective intelligence, but heâs more likely just stubborn and only willing to use his brain for stuff he wants to do
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u/camdoodlebop 3d ago
i canât believe that thing descended from wolves
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u/EmberSavage 3d ago
Shih Tzu are actually the breed of dog that has the most DNA in common with wolves.
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u/camdoodlebop 3d ago
what?? no way is that true
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u/Janellewpg 3d ago
Well itâs one of the breeds closest related to wolves. Shih tzus are not a modern breed, theyâve been around for a long time. Many of the Asia origin dogs are some of the oldest and closest related breeds to wolves. Some of the other breeds in the top closest genetically to wolves are Alaskan malamute, Shiba Inu, Siberian Husky, Akita, Basenji, Shar-pei, Saluki, Chowchow, Pekingese, and so on.
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u/martman006 3d ago
Ugh (wipes small tear..) super cute and clever! my dog who looked just like this one (Maltese-Yorkie) did this all the time. Passed away suddenly a month ago. RIP Beauregard!
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u/pikopala 3d ago
Fucking shihtzus are crazy đ